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[11C# [1;33m* [34mMessage Nets[10C[33m* [32mDownloads[5C[0;36m#
[11C# [1;33m* [31mFamily Net[12C[33m* [32mDoor Games [0;36m#
[11C# [1;33m* [31mFSXNET[32C[0;36m#
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[11C# [1;33m* [31mPoofNet[31C[0;36m#
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[11C# [1;33mTelnet: [32m- [36mFamilybbs.ddns.net:23[9C[0;36m#
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Sounds good, but I'm only seeing code on my end. . . :(

Dpo you have a plain text version?

I'm actually rather curious how you've got 2 ads back to back, one dated 29- Dec, & this one dated 30-Dec. . . oh, there it is -- NZ. . .

...the world isn't going to end tonight; it's already tomorrow in Auckland

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George,

...the world isn't going to end tonight; it's already tomorrow in
Auckland

Good one!!

Daryl

... To Post Office: "Photos - Don't Bend", isn't a challenge.
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George,

...the world isn't going to end tonight; it's already tomorrow in
Auckland

Good one!!

I try. . . :)


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George,

...the world isn't going to end tonight; it's already tomorrow in
Auckland

Good one!!

I try. . . :)

I made it as a tagline, and used it on my ham radio nets tonight.

Daryl

... Honeymoon: When your spouse flashes their butt cheeks at you.
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...the world isn't going to end tonight; it's already tomorrow in
Auckland

Good one!!
I try. . . :)

I made it as a tagline, and used it on my ham radio nets tonight.

How do you do a tagline on the nets, or do you mean fido & the like, not ham stuff?

... Honeymoon: When your spouse flashes their butt cheeks at you.

Your honey's 'moon'; good one!

Have you ever had a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone, no dressing.

It's the morning after the honeymoon Wife says, "You know, you're really a lousy lover."

The husband replies, "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

(alternatively, he could've asked, "& how do you KNOW?"

honeymoon, so named because the bride's father gave the groom a month's worth of mead (honey beer) & he took a month off work to enjoy every last jug of it!

Now the tradition is the bride's father pays for booze for the wedding pasrty/reception, which can really go overboard.

I met a guy getting ontoi the commuter rail with a shopping cart piled high with booze.

"Bigh celebration?" I asked him.

"Oh, yes, my daughter is getting married -- you should come- -much food & drink"

I passed, as I was on my way somewheree that I'd committed to, but I've ever longed to enjoy a Croatian wedding reception, since. . . (20 years now)
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George,

I made it as a tagline, and used it on my ham radio nets tonight.

How do you do a tagline on the nets, or do you mean fido & the like,
not ham stuff?

I just mention it over the radio...unless it's extremely graphic and
vulgar.

... Honeymoon: When your spouse flashes their butt cheeks at you.

Your honey's 'moon'; good one!

It did have a bit of a crack in it, but it was cheeky. <G>

Have you ever had a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone, no dressing.

Sounds rather bland to me.

It's the morning after the honeymoon Wife says, "You know, you're
really a lousy lover."

The husband replies, "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

Sort of like how Walter (Jeff Dunham) tells of "oral sex"...his wife
says "Screw You", and he says "Bite Me".

(alternatively, he could've asked, "& how do you KNOW?"

One time, I was at a square dance callers house, practicing for
"amateur night", with patter and singing calls. My health won't
let me do it anymore, but it's not as easy as it looks. Anyway, this
good looking female (albeit a bit heavy set)...and a great dancer...
was there, along with several others. In conversation about a certain
topic, I said "No Biggie"...for "no big deal". She said "That's what
I heard", and I wanted to tell her "How would you know??!!". Before
that, the only females who had seen me nude were my Mom, and medical
nurses. She was rather attractive, but she was a smoker, and that
turned me off.

I may have told these things before, but I'll never forget them.

The day before I proposed to my wife, she saw me nude, but I thought
I was in mortal danger, after being popped by a retractable leash at
full speed in the jewels, which knocked me to the ground...then, the
dachshund decided to jump on the area. I thought she'd dump me like
a hot rock after I "exposed myself", but males can bleed to death
from an injury in that area. I asked her "Do you think any less of
me??", and she replied "I give you credit for your common sense. I
would've called the paramedics if I had seen blood". I knew, right
then, that THIS was the woman I was going to marry. I figured if
she didn't take care of me beforehand, she wouldn't do it afterwards.

Ironically, several years before, I was visiting her home, and was
helping her with a computer issue (I became the guru, just like I was
for my Mom). She had one of those swivel chairs, and told me NOT to
lean back in it.

Well, as a Type A male, did I listen?? Of course not. <G>

It tipped over, and cut a huge gash in my lower back. She said "Ok,
take off your shirt", and she promptly broke out the First Aid kit,
to clean, swab, and bandage the wound. A few days later, I went to
my PCP clinic, with severe lower back pain, and they said "whoever
worked on this wiped out any chance of infection"...and that stuck
with me all the years before the "leash incident". But, in that one,
I guess the dachshund wanted me full time.

However, one night, he decided to reassert his role as the dominant
male, and nearly bit my nose off (I would've bled to death). My wife
was asleep on the futon, and he was at her feet. I either looked at
him funny, or he got a burr up his butt. He started snarling and
coming toward me. Then, as if you flipped a light switch, my wife
sprung up from a dead slumber, and screamed "FRITZ!! NO!!". I backed
up, and popped him on the butt as he jumped off the futon (still
growling, etc.), and nearly broke my wrist.

Now, this woman, who was dead to the world seconds earlier, is now
moving like Satan and the whole host of Hell is after her...screaming
at the top of her lungs "IN YOUR CARRIER!! NOW!! MOVE IT, LARD ASS!!".

He nearly bit her, as she got him in his carrier, and closed the door
(so he couldn't come back out and attack us), and she growled "Overgrown
four legged sausage ball". I asked her "What would you have done if he
had gotten to my face??". Looking me dead in the eye, as serious as she
could be, she said "First, I would've taken care of you. Then, I would've killed me a dog. I will not let an animal rule me in my own home".

That really set him off...he really went ballistic. She looked at me,
and sweetly said "Excuse me, darling. I'll be right back". She had fire
in her eyes...I thought "so much for a quiet petite woman"...it was the angriest I ever saw her during our marriage.

She got to the carrier (where the dog was bouncing around, barking, growling, snarling, etc.), grabbed the high pitched training device (we
called it Mister Blue Dude), and the water spray bottle. She pressed the button on the training deal, and squirted him several times, and yelled
"I can take it longer than you can, fatso!!". I'm surprised the neighbors didn't call the police on us...thinking we were fighting and beating each other up.

honeymoon, so named because the bride's father gave the groom a month's worth of mead (honey beer) & he took a month off work to enjoy every
last jug of it!

Interesting.

Now the tradition is the bride's father pays for booze for the wedding pasrty/reception, which can really go overboard.

It's the bride's family who pays for the wedding, but the groom picks up
the tab for the honeymoon.

The honeymoon is the period between "I Do", and "You'd Better". <G>

I met a guy getting onto the commuter rail with a shopping cart piled
high with booze.

"Big celebration?" I asked him.

"Oh, yes, my daughter is getting married -- you should come- -much food
& drink"

I passed, as I was on my way somewhere that I'd committed to, but I've ever longed to enjoy a Croatian wedding reception, since. . . (20
years now)

Sounds like the skit from Hudson and Landry, "Ajax Liquor Store". This
drunk calls in an order as follows:

5 fifths of tequila, 5 fifths of scotch, 2 cases of beer, 1 case of 16
ounce cans, and a case of something else.

When asked where he wanted it delivered, he said "up to my house". What
was your first clue??

Then, when the clerk asked if he was having a party, the drunk replied
"I'm just trying to work up the nerve to go to confession". <G>

Daryl

... ALGORITHM - Tipper's birth control method.
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Re: Come Join Family BBS
By: Family BBS to All on Sun Feb 13 2022 10:51 pm

What exactly is a "Family BBS"??

|07 HusTler


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Hello Family,

02 Mar 22 22:51, you wrote to All:

|CL
#############################################
#-== Come Join Us at Family BBS ==-
#
##
# * Message Nets*
Downloads#
# * Family Net* Door Games
#
# * FSXNET#
# * Fidonet#
# * PoofNet#
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# Telnet: - Familybbs.ddns.net:23#
# -== Auckland New Zealand ==-#
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#############################################

really? ads twice a day? for what ? :D

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and its wrong... telnet... not telent

Regards,
--
dp

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Re: Come Join Family BBS
By: Daniel Path to Family BBS on Wed Mar 02 2022 01:27 pm

really? ads twice a day? for what ? :D

To hopefully promote themselves right in to twitlists?

I'm doing cleanup on a pretty fresh system, and some of this noise is quite something.
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Please dont take this wrong but posting bbs ads 3 or more times a day
seems to be a waste, I know when I see the same ad over and over in
here makes me not want to check Family BBS. I'll check it out of
respect for another sysop but it just seems to much, Sorry man!
Sam


Bye for now...
Sam

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Sam,

Please dont take this wrong but posting bbs ads 3 or more times a day seems to be a waste, I know when I see the same ad over and over in
here makes me not want to check Family BBS. I'll check it out of
respect for another sysop but it just seems to much, Sorry man!

I post mine once a month...any more (especially several times a day)
is overkill, IMO.

Daryl

... Deja Booboo: When you feel you've screwed this up before.
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Sam,

Please dont take this wrong but posting bbs ads 3 or more times a day
seems to be a waste, I know when I see the same ad over and over in
here makes me not want to check Family BBS. I'll check it out of

I post mine once a month...any more (especially several times a day)
is overkill, IMO.

Daryl

It was there today 3 or 4 times Dont remember but at least 3times with
todays date. I'm not saying you cant but they posted that 1 time a
week in there rules.

Dont get me wrong I dont have control over you and you can do what
you wish, Its like you said over kill. Sorry to be a old fart but
thats what I am a old fart lol..
Sam


Bye for now...
Sam

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so do you guys post your bbs ads every 6 hours or is this an issue with the bbs i'm using.

... Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.

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so do you guys post your bbs ads every 6 hours or is this an issue with the bbs i'm using.

No it is the BBS it is being posted at. I have sent a couple of netmails regarding the issue. Every time I send one, the issue seems fixed for a
couple of days and then come the multiple-a-day posts again.

Mike


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|03Quoting message from |11Mike Powell |03to |11Jas Hud
|03on |1110 May 22 16:24:00|03.

so do you guys post your bbs ads every 6 hours or is this an issue with the bbs i'm using.

No it is the BBS it is being posted at. I have sent a couple of netmails regarding the issue. Every time I send one, the issue seems fixed for a couple of days and then come the multiple-a-day posts again.

Mike

yeah what the hell man. both these guys post way too many ads.
keep it to once a week.

... Medical definition: Dilate. To live too long

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[11C# [1;33m* [34mMessage Nets[10C[33m* [32mDownloads[5C[0;36m#
[11C# [1;33m* [31mFamily Net[12C[33m* [32mDoor Games [0;36m#
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[11C# [1;33m* [31mPoofNet[31C[0;36m#
[11C#[43C#
[11C# [1;33mTelnet: [32m- [36mFamilybbs.ddns.net:23[9C[0;36m#
[11C# [1;32m-== [37mAuckland New Zealand [32m==-[12C[0;36m#
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I have added your BBS to my BBS Door. Folks you wish to join your BBS can do it through my BBS. Cool feature, and works very well. I hope it helps.

Family BBS wrote to All <=-

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Downloads# # * Family Net*
Door Games # # * FSXNET#
# * Fidonet#
# * PoofNet#
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# Telnet: - Familybbs.ddns.net:23#
# -== Auckland New Zealand ==-#
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