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  • Happy Anniversary

    From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Saturday, October 17, 2020 02:20:06
    Hello Everybody,

    Happy Anniversary to Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi.
    It has been an entire year since the last time they
    have spoken to each other.

    Tearing up a speech does not count as a spoken act,
    as everybody knows some things best remain unsaid.

    --Lee

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    Dieting doesn't work, Weight Watchers does

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Saturday, April 24, 2021 18:43:55
    Yesterday, private citizen Donald J. Trump celebrated his
    one-year anniversary of his suggested cure for the covid-19
    by recommending people take the current vaccines instead.
    But never admitting he was wrong.

    Some folks have been saying he never said what he said.
    But the facts speak for themselves -

    "The disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, and is
    there a way we can do something like that by injection inside,
    or almost a cleaning. It gets in the lungs ..."
    ~ President Donald J. Trump, 4/23/2020

    Bleach and sunlight. That is all that is needed to cure covid-19.
    Until now. I guess the orange one ran out of sunlight? Or bleach
    to dye his hair?

    I mean, the guy did admit to having taken the vaccine himelf.
    In January. Only he never bothered to tell anybody in public.
    Until March. On his favorite entertainment network, Fox News.

    --Lee

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    Always in beta

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Monday, July 12, 2021 16:26:27
    Hello Everybody,

    Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter. Married 75 years yesterday.
    Three-quarters of a century. What a celebration it must have been.
    Just think what it will be like when they hit the century mark ...

    Meanwhile, Donald J. Trump is still working on it.
    Third time around for him. Went a while with Ivana Trump,
    from 1972-1992. A quarter-century. Must have made him
    feel like an old man. Which explains Marla Maples, who
    he managed to stay with for six years, 1993-1999. But
    then came that hot-shot model from Slovenia who really
    caught his attention, Melania Trump, whom he married in
    2005 and gave her a new place to stay. But at 16 years,
    that still leaves the Trumps with a long way to go to
    reach the Carters' milestone ...

    --Lee

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    Why not enjoy the go?

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