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Earplugs
From
Jay Harris
@1:229/664 to
All
on Sunday, March 19, 2023 05:07:21
A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
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