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From
Jay Harris
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on Tuesday, March 21, 2023 08:27:58
A neurologist was diagnosing a man who had lost the ability to do basic math.
"What's 9 plus 9?" "12".
"What's 8 and 8?" "10".
The doctor shook his head. "Very interesting. What about 6 times 5?"
The man thought for a second, and answered "1E".
"Aha, I've figured it out!" The doctor said. "Somebody's clearly put a hex on you."
--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A49 2023/03/14 (Linux/64)
* Origin: Northern Realms (1:229/664)
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