• Running Late

    From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Tuesday, April 04, 2023 11:43:15
    A guy is late for an important meeting but he can't find a place to park.

    In desperation, he begins to pray. "Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to church every Sunday and never drink vodka again!"

    A moment later, he sees a beautiful empty spot right next to the entrance. "Never mind. Found one!"

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  • From Jimmy Anderson@1:396/45 to Jay Harris on Saturday, January 20, 2024 10:29:28
    Jay Harris wrote to All <=-

    A guy is late for an important meeting but he can't find a place to
    park.

    In desperation, he begins to pray. "Please Lord, if you help me find a parking stall right now, I promise to go to church every Sunday and
    never drink vodka again!"

    A moment later, he sees a beautiful empty spot right next to the
    entrance. "Never mind. Found one!"

    Oh wow - another great one for church tomorrow!

    Reminds me of this one - probably heard it, but anyway...

    I changed the way I drove to work, because I want to lose weight
    and I kept driving by the donut shop. I just took that out of
    my sight, so it would be out of my mind...

    Last week, I was preoccupied while driving to work and took
    that old turn again. Before I realized it I was almost to the
    donut shop.

    I thought maybe God was rewarding me for doing so good, so I
    prayed, "Lord, if it's Your will that I stop for a donut, let
    there be a parking place RIGHT IN FRONT. Amen"

    And do you know God is so good that it only took me 14 trips
    around the block for Him to answer that prayer!?!




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