A man comes home after a hard day's work and opens the refrigerator
to get a beer. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap.
"What are you doing in my fridge?" the man asks.
The squirrel opens one sleepy eye and says, "Isn't this a
Westinghouse?"
"Um, yes," the man replies. "It is."
"Well then," the squirrel says, shutting his eye again, "I am twying to west."
| Sysop: | Gate Keeper |
|---|---|
| Location: | Shelby, NC |
| Users: | 834 |
| Nodes: | 20 (0 / 20) |
| Uptime: | 129:44:18 |
| Calls: | 14,423 |
| Calls today: | 4 |
| Files: | 5,294 |
| D/L today: |
2 files (2,816K bytes) |
| Messages: | 653,743 |