• squeeze your buttock like this..

    From August Abolins@1:396/45.29 to All on Saturday, October 21, 2023 19:34:00
    Got this is spam email the other day. Had to share. Incredible
    how desparate and creative (aka. funny?) spammers are
    sometimes.. Links were identified by the text between the
    square brackets. FYI. I've shared the primary link but
    obscured it a little so that a direct click should not work.

    "Who would've thought that something so mind-blowingly easy, like
    [squeezing your buttock like this for 3 seconds...]

    [h##p://neurobal[.]shop/sUN9j_6hKbazovhBUNE9qGQC-PS-
    8WNVdFIMSl3RwfsyBw]

    "..could make you poop instantly, no matter how constipated you are...

    "While helping you get rid of bloating and gas and achieve a perfect digestion.

    "All without using any medications or unpleasant procedures?

    "Medical experts are still clueless why [this method] works so incredibly well...

    "But the relief that over 35,000 people experienced so far is
    just too unbelievable not to try this trick at least once...

    "The page below explains it in simple steps:

    "[Squeeze Your Buttock Like This To Poop Instantly!]


    "[Gut Rejuvenation]

    "4726 Fairmont Avenue Moberly, MO 65270
    "Unsubscribe

    --- OpenXP 5.0.57
    * Origin: (1:396/45.29)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to August Abolins on Tuesday, October 31, 2023 17:43:36
    I find squeezing my buttocks just right does work to give me immediate colon relief -- if I've got a torpedo already loaded and ready to go -- otherwise, I'm just goofing off waiting for the loading to occur. . .

    I prefer to goof off while waiting, by reading my Bathroom Reader books. But not for too long -- it's no fun sitting in a bathroom, especially if toxic fumes have already been released into the region. . .

    Sit it, then hit it & quit it. (after running the scrub & rinse function of my Japanese-style toilet seat's bidet utility, until I'm shower-fresh again.)

    I'm sure I've had that same spam in one of my games, via the iPhone App Store. . .

    Mostly I'm confused as to why the TV ads of today seem to be spending their 30 seconds yapping away &/or playing stupid music, without ever identifying what it is they're trying to sell!

    To me, that's funny because, unlike spam, those tv spots can cost real money.

    Except the drug ads -- you KNOW what they're selling, you just don't know what it's for. . .

    Maybe they have identified that the N.American viewership is dumb enough to buy just because they've been told to? Based on the level of intellect I see in game show contestants, I'd say they're right.

    Or, more likely, I'm HOPING, is they choose idiots on purpose as contestants, or actors to play such, so the viewers feel extra smart when watching their game show. . .?

    Haha hehe hohooohhhhh. . .

    /C

    Got this is spam email the other day. Had to share. Incredible
    how desparate and creative (aka. funny?) spammers are
    sometimes.. Links were identified by the text between the
    square brackets. FYI. I've shared the primary link but
    obscured it a little so that a direct click should not work.
    "Who would've thought that something so mind-blowingly easy, like
    [squeezing your buttock like this for 3 seconds...] [h##p://neurobal[.]shop/sUN9j_6hKbazovhBUNE9qGQC-PS-
    8WNVdFIMSl3RwfsyBw]
    "..could make you poop instantly, no matter how constipated you are...
    "While helping you get rid of bloating and gas and achieve a perfect digestion
    "All without using any medications or unpleasant procedures?
    "Medical experts are still clueless why [this method] works so incredibly well...
    "But the relief that over 35,000 people experienced so far is
    just too unbelievable not to try this trick at least once...
    "The page below explains it in simple steps:
    "[Squeeze Your Buttock Like This To Poop Instantly!]
    "[Gut Rejuvenation]
    "4726 Fairmont Avenue Moberly, MO 65270
    "Unsubscribe

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-6
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)