• Medical And More

    From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Sunday, February 27, 2022 19:40:00
    George,

    Doctor: if God wanted you to be so obese your heart's about to
    explodce, He've designed the body's digestive processes better to not
    be so efficient with you giving it a proper healthy diet.

    Most people are full of crap aside from what they eat. :P

    Mrs O'Leary asked Mrs. McGillicuddy what does she do to provide a urine sample for the laboratory, & Mrs. M stold her to p*** in a cup, them
    Mrs. O told her to sh** in her hat & fight was on!

    Or the doctor told the old man he wanted a urine sample, a sperm sample,
    and a stool sample. The old man was hard of hearing, and his wife told him,
    "he wants to see your underwear". :P

    I want pocorn, but I don't want ot miss anything; would you be a dear a
    microwave one of those packets for me, please?

    I'll take the one with extra butter. :)

    Daryl

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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Friday, March 11, 2022 09:57:14
    I want pocorn, but I don't want ot miss anything; would you be a dear a
    microwave one of those packets for me, please?
    I'll take the one with extra butter.

    Ewww. I'm only into the air-popped purpople pocorn (no bits getting in between my teetyhj or undr my wife's dentures. . . Tastes good, too -- no butter needed.

    If I want flavour, I'll spray with olive oil cooking spray & sprinkle on some real Parmesan (not that Kraft salt-crap in a can) or some specially blended popcorn spice (pulverised dill+salt, e.g.)

    But there's too much sodium in that latter, so real Parmesan, finely ground, is my fave.

    Q: What's the highest rank in the popcorn army? A: Kernel

    Q: Where do they grow popcorn?
    A: In the mountains, because thatÆs where the ears are popping!

    I don't like movie theater butter popcorn...it leaves a film in my mouth

    I just found out thereÆs no popcorn in popcorn shrimp I guess thereÆs no need to try pot roast.

    Q: What does KFC use to make their popcorn chicken...? A: Chicken Colonels.

    Q: Which kind of popcorn is paranoid and gets bullied often? A: A salted one.

    Q: What do you get with a bag of cinema popcorn? A: Free butterfingers.




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