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  • Foregone conclusion

    From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Sunday, December 11, 2022 07:36:26
    Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

    One Sunday, a minister played hooky from church so he could shoot a round of golf. St. Peter, looking down from Heaven, seethed. "You're going to let him get away with this, God?"
    The Lord shook his head.
    The minister took his first shot. The ball soared through the air 420 yards
    and dropped into the cup for a hole in one. St. Peter was outraged. "I thought you were going to punish him!"
    The Lord shrugged. "Who's he going to tell?"
    RD Issue: January 2008

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Jay Harris on Monday, December 12, 2022 02:07:00
    Jay,


    One Sunday, a minister played hooky from church so he could shoot a
    round of golf. St. Peter, looking down from Heaven, seethed. "You're
    going to let him get away with this, God?"
    The Lord shook his head.
    The minister took his first shot. The ball soared through the air 420 yards and dropped into the cup for a hole in one. St. Peter was
    outraged. "I thought you were going to punish him!"
    The Lord shrugged. "Who's he going to tell?"

    And, I'll bet He was grinning from ear to ear. <G>

    Daryl

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