TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday August 2, 2020.
This is the 215th day of the year, there are 151 days left.

On this day...
There's no whisker
It won't soften
Shave 'em close
And not
So often
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday August 3, 2020.
This is the 216th day of the year, there are 150 days left.

On this day...
If hugging
On highways
Is your sport
Trade in your car
For a davenport
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday August 4, 2020.
This is the 217th day of the year, there are 149 days left.

On this day...
What you shouted
May be true,
But
Did you hear
What he called you?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday August 5, 2020.
This is the 218th day of the year, there are 148 days left.

On this day...
I use it too
The bald man said
It keeps my face
Just like
My head
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday August 6, 2020.
This is the 219th day of the year, there are 147 days left.

On this day...
Grandpa's
Out with
Junior's date
Old technique
With brand new bait
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday August 7, 2020.
This is the 220th day of the year, there are 146 days left.

On this day...
No soggy brushes
In your grip
You've always
Got a
Finger tip
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday August 9, 2020.
This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 144 days left.

On this day...
A guy
Who wants
To middle-aisle it
Must never scratch
His little violet
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday August 10, 2020.
This is the 223rd day of the year, there are 143 days left.

On this day...
Prices rising
O'er the nation
Here is one
That missed
Inflation
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday August 11, 2020.
This is the 224th day of the year, there are 142 days left.

On this day...
Stores are full
Of shaving aids
But all you need
Is this
And blades
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday August 12, 2020.
This is the 225th day of the year, there are 141 days left.

On this day...
Drove too long
Driver snoozing
What happened next
Is not
Amusing
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday August 13, 2020.
This is the 226th day of the year, there are 140 days left.

On this day...
Rhyme and reason
Every season
You've read
The rhyme
Now try the reason
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday August 14, 2020.
This is the 227th day of the year, there are 139 days left.

On this day...
When Peter Piper
Pickle picker
Kissed his gal
His beard
Would prick 'er
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday August 15, 2020.
This is the 228th day of the year, there are 138 days left.

On this day...
Trains don't wander
All over the map
For no one
Sits on
The engineer's lap
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday August 16, 2020.
This is the 229th day of the year, there are 137 days left.

On this day...
Gets each
Whisker
At the base
No ingrown hair
On neck or face
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday August 17, 2020.
This is the 230th day of the year, there are 136 days left.

On this day...
When junior takes
Your ties
And car
It's time to buy
An extra jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday August 18, 2020.
This is the 231st day of the year, there are 135 days left.

On this day...
When better
Shaving brushes
Are made
We'll still shave
Without their aid
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday August 19, 2020.
This is the 232nd day of the year, there are 134 days left.

On this day...
Remember this
If you'd
Be spared
Trains don't whistle
Because they're scared
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday August 20, 2020.
This is the 233rd day of the year, there are 133 days left.

On this day...
College boys!
Your courage muster
Shave off
That fuzzy
Cookie duster
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday August 21, 2020.
This is the 234th day of the year, there are 132 days left.

On this day...
Cutie invited
Varsity hop
Guy full
Of whiskers
Party a flop
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday August 22, 2020.
This is the 235th day of the year, there are 131 days left.

On this day...
Past
Schoolhouses
Take it slow
Let the little
Shavers grow
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday August 23, 2020.
This is the 236th day of the year, there are 130 days left.

On this day...
College cutie
Pigskin hero
Bristly Kiss
Hero
Zero
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday August 24, 2020.
This is the 237th day of the year, there are 129 days left.

On this day...
If man bites doggie
That is news
If face
Scares doggie
Better use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday August 25, 2020.
This is the 238th day of the year, there are 128 days left.

On this day...
At intersections
Look each way
A harp sounds nice
But it's
Hard to play
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday August 26, 2020.
This is the 239th day of the year, there are 127 days left.

On this day...
Life is sweet
But oh how bitter!
To love a gal
And then
Not git 'er
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday August 28, 2020.
This is the 241st day of the year, there are 125 days left.

On this day...
Broken romance
Stated fully
She went wild
When he
Went wooly
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday August 29, 2020.
This is the 242nd day of the year, there are 124 days left.

On this day...
Pa likes the cream
Ma likes the jar
Both like
The price
So there you are
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday August 30, 2020.
This is the 243rd day of the year, there are 123 days left.

On this day...
Brother speeders
Let's
Rehearse
All together
"Good morning, Nurse!"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday August 31, 2020.
This is the 244th day of the year, there are 122 days left.

On this day...
Approached
A crossing
Without looking
Who will eat
His widow's cooking?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday September 1, 2020.
This is the 245th day of the year, there are 121 days left.

On this day...
Road
Was slippery
Curve was sharp
White robe, halo
Wings and harp
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday September 2, 2020.
This is the 246th day of the year, there are 120 days left.

On this day...
Speed
Was high
Weather was not
Tires were thin
X marks the spot
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday September 3, 2020.
This is the 247th day of the year, there are 119 days left.

On this day...
The more
You shave
The brushless way
The more you'll be
Inclined to say--
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday September 4, 2020.
This is the 248th day of the year, there are 118 days left.

On this day...
Highways are
No place
To sleep
Stop your car
To count your sheep
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday September 5, 2020.
This is the 249th day of the year, there are 117 days left.

On this day...
The minutes
Some folks
Save through speed
They never even
Live to need
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday September 6, 2020.
This is the 250th day of the year, there are 116 days left.

On this day...
At school zones
Heed instructions!
Protect
our little
Tax deductions
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday September 7, 2020.
This is the 251st day of the year, there are 115 days left.

On this day...
The midnight ride
Of Paul
For beer
Led to a
Warmer hemisphere
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday September 8, 2020.
This is the 252nd day of the year, there are 114 days left.

On this day...
It's not
How fast or slow
You drive
The question is
How you arrive
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday September 9, 2020.
This is the 253rd day of the year, there are 113 days left.

On this day...
I've read
These signs
Since just a kid
Now that I shave
I'm glad I did
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday September 10, 2020.
This is the 254th day of the year, there are 112 days left.

On this day...
We don't
Know how
To split an atom
But as to whiskers
Let us at 'em
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday September 11, 2020.
This is the 255th day of the year, there are 111 days left.

On this day...
Wild men pulled
Their whiskers out
That's what made
Them wild
No doubt--
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday September 12, 2020.
This is the 256th day of the year, there are 110 days left.

On this day...
Little Bo-Peep
Has lost her Jeep
It struck
A truck
When she went to sleep
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday September 13, 2020.
This is the 257th day of the year, there are 109 days left.

On this day...
A man
A miss
A car--a curve
He kissed the miss
And missed the curve
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday September 14, 2020.
This is the 258th day of the year, there are 108 days left.

On this day...
Whiskers
Easy come,
You know
Why not make them
Easy go?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday September 15, 2020.
This is the 259th day of the year, there are 107 days left.

On this day...
He saw
The train
And tried to duck it
Kicked first the gas
And then the bucket
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday September 16, 2020.
This is the 260th day of the year, there are 106 days left.

On this day...
Headline news
For face
And chin
Now improved
With lanolin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday September 17, 2020.
This is the 261st day of the year, there are 105 days left.

On this day...
His face
Was loved
By just his mother
He Burma-Shaved
And now--
Oh, brother
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday September 18, 2020.
This is the 262nd day of the year, there are 104 days left.

On this day...
His beard
Was long
And strong and tough
He lost his
Chicken in the rough
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday September 19, 2020.
This is the 263rd day of the year, there are 103 days left.

On this day...
Just this once
And just for fun
We'll let you
Finish
What we've begun
? ? ?
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday September 20, 2020.
This is the 264th day of the year, there are 102 days left.

On this day...
With television
On the set
Stars are
Running out
To get
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday September 21, 2020.
This is the 265th day of the year, there are 101 days left.

On this day...
With A sleek cheek
Pressed to hers
Jeepers! Creepers!
How she purrs
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday September 22, 2020.
This is the 266th day of the year, there are 100 days left.

On this day...
Men
Who have to
Travel light
Find the handy tube
Just right
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday September 23, 2020.
This is the 267th day of the year, there are 99 days left.

On this day...
Since hubby
Tried
That substitute
He's 1/3 man
And 2/3 brute
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday September 27, 2020.
This is the 271st day of the year, there are 95 days left.

On this day...
Said one whisker
To another
Can't get tough
With this stuff
Brother
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday September 24, 2020.
This is the 268th day of the year, there are 98 days left.

On this day...
If you
Must sample
Her "pucker paint"
Better drive
Where traffic ain't
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday September 25, 2020.
This is the 269th day of the year, there are 97 days left.

On this day...
Pull off
The road
To change a flat
Protect your life--
No spare for that!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday September 26, 2020.
This is the 270th day of the year, there are 96 days left.

On this day...
These three
Prevent most accidents
Courtesy
Caution
Common sense
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday September 28, 2020.
This is the 272nd day of the year, there are 94 days left.

On this day...
One Burma-Shave
The school boy cried
At least
I'll smell
As if I tried
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday September 29, 2020.
This is the 273rd day of the year, there are 93 days left.

On this day...
His cheek
Was rough
His chick vamoosed
And now she won't
Come home to roost
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday September 30, 2020.
This is the 274th day of the year, there are 92 days left.

On this day...
On curves ahead
Remember, sonny
That rabbit's foot
Didn't save
The bunny
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday October 1, 2020.
This is the 275th day of the year, there are 91 days left.

On this day...
When
Super-shaved
Remember, pard
You'll still get slapped
But not so hard
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday October 2, 2020.
This is the 276th day of the year, there are 90 days left.

On this day...
His brush is gone
So what'll we do
Said Mike Robe I
To Mike Robe II
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

On 02/10/2020 1:01 a.m., Daryl Stout : All wrote:

On this day...
His brush is gone
So what'll we do
Said Mike Robe I
To Mike Robe II
Burma-Shave

I don't get it. Is it a play on microbe? If so, it's still weird.


--

--- TB(Stealth)/Win7
* Origin: nntp://rbb.fidonet.fi - Lake Ylo - Finland (2:221/360.0)

Hello, August Abolins.
On 10/2/20 7:08 PM you wrote:

On 02/10/2020 1:01 a.m., Daryl Stout : All wrote:

On this day...
His brush is gone
So what'll we do
Said Mike Robe I
To Mike Robe II
Burma-Shave

I don't get it. Is it a play on microbe? If so, it's still
weird.

Burma shave ads often were.


--
Best regards!
Posted using Hotdoged on Android
--- Hotdoged/2.13.5/Android
* Origin: Houston, TX (2:240/1120.976)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday October 3, 2020.
This is the 277th day of the year, there are 89 days left.

On this day...
The place to pass
On curves
You know
Is only at
A beauty show
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

August,

On this day...
His brush is gone
So what'll we do
Said Mike Robe I
To Mike Robe II
Burma-Shave

I don't get it. Is it a play on microbe? If so, it's still weird.

I didn't write the sayings. :P

Daryl

... I'm Heisenberg of Borg. You might be assimilated.
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Charles,

On 02/10/2020 1:01 a.m., Daryl Stout : All wrote:

On this day...
His brush is gone
So what'll we do
Said Mike Robe I
To Mike Robe II
Burma-Shave

I don't get it. Is it a play on microbe? If so, it's still
weird.

Burma shave ads often were.

It's a shame there weren't more. Those who managed to acquire
all those wooden sign boards of them have collectors items now.

My favorite was (something like this):

"At Ease!!" She said;
Maneuvers Begin.
When Those Whiskers Are
Off Of Your Chin.
Burma-Shave.

As for me, I like having the salt and pepper beard, moustache,
and sideburns...as it make me look like Santa Claus (the beard,
moustache, and sideburns are more salt than pepper), and it gets
me "senior citizen discounts". <G>

Daryl

... Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday October 4, 2020.
This is the 278th day of the year, there are 88 days left.

On this day...
A whiskery kiss
For the one
You adore
May not make her mad
But her face will be sore
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday October 5, 2020.
This is the 279th day of the year, there are 87 days left.

On this day...
Burma-Shave
Was such a boom
They passed
The bride
And kissed the groom
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday October 6, 2020.
This is the 280th day of the year, there are 86 days left.

On this day...
These signs
We gladly
Dedicate
To men who've had
No date of late
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday October 7, 2020.
This is the 281st day of the year, there are 85 days left.

On this day...
If your peach
Keeps out
Of reach
Better practice
What we preach
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday October 8, 2020.
This is the 282nd day of the year, there are 84 days left.

On this day...
A guy
Who drives
A car wide open
Is not thinkin'
He's just hopin'
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday October 9, 2020.
This is the 283rd day of the year, there are 83 days left.

On this day...
To kiss
A mug
That's like a cactus
Takes more nerve
Than it does practice
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday October 10, 2020.
This is the 284th day of the year, there are 82 days left.

On this day...
The whale
Put Jonah
Down the hatch
But coughed him up
Because he scratched
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday October 11, 2020.
This is the 285th day of the year, there are 81 days left.

On this day...
Violets are blue
Roses are pink
On graves
Of those
Who drive and drink
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday October 12, 2020.
This is the 286th day of the year, there are 80 days left.

On this day...
My job is
Keeping faces clean
And nobody knows
De stubble
I've seen
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday October 13, 2020.
This is the 287th day of the year, there are 79 days left.

On this day...
Doesn't
Kiss you
Like she useter?
Perhaps she's seen
A smoother rooster!!
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday October 14, 2020.
This is the 288th day of the year, there are 78 days left.

On this day...
No use
Knowing
How to pick 'em
If your half-shaved
Whiskers stick 'em
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday October 15, 2020.
This is the 289th day of the year, there are 77 days left.

On this day...
He tried
To cross
As fast train neared
Death didn't draft him
He volunteered
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday October 16, 2020.
This is the 290th day of the year, there are 76 days left.

On this day...
Her chariot
Raced 80 per
They hauled away
What had
Ben Her
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday October 17, 2020.
This is the 291st day of the year, there are 75 days left.

On this day...
I'd heard
It praised
By drug store clerks
I tried the stuff
Hot dog! It works
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday October 18, 2020.
This is the 292nd day of the year, there are 74 days left.

On this day...
Train wrecks few
Reason clear
Fireman
Never hugs
Engineer
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday October 19, 2020.
This is the 293rd day of the year, there are 73 days left.

On this day...
Altho insured
Remember, kiddo
They don't pay you
They pay
Your widow
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday October 20, 2020.
This is the 294th day of the year, there are 72 days left.

On this day...
Soap
May do
For lads with fuzz
But sir, you ain't
The kid you wuz
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday October 21, 2020.
This is the 295th day of the year, there are 71 days left.

On this day...
She eyed
His beard
And said no dice
The wedding's off--
I'll COOK the rice
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday October 22, 2020.
This is the 296th day of the year, there are 70 days left.

On this day...
Train approaching
Whistle squealing
Pause!
Avoid that
Rundown feeling!
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday October 23, 2020.
This is the 297th day of the year, there are 69 days left.

On this day...
Unless
Your face
Is stinger free
You'd better let
Your honey be
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday October 25, 2020.
This is the 299th day of the year, there are 67 days left.

On this day...
The band
For which
The grand stand roots
Is not made up
Substi-toots!
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday October 26, 2020.
This is the 300th day of the year, there are 66 days left.

On this day...
The cream
Preserves
Pa's razor blade
The jar preserves
Ma's marmalade
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday October 27, 2020.
This is the 301st day of the year, there are 65 days left.

On this day...
Big blue tube
It's a honey
Best squeeze play
For love
Or money
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday October 28, 2020.
This is the 302nd day of the year, there are 64 days left.

On this day...
Proper
Distance
To him was bunk
They pulled him out
Of some guy's trunk
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday October 29, 2020.
This is the 303rd day of the year, there are 63 days left.

On this day...
Substitutes
Can do
More harm
Than city fellers
On a farm
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday October 30, 2020.
This is the 304th day of the year, there are 62 days left.

On this day...
Pat's bristles
Scratched
Bridget's nose
That's when
Her wild irish rose
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday October 31, 2020.
This is the 305th day of the year, there are 61 days left.

On this day...
Cautious rider
To her
Reckless dear
Let's have less bull
And lots more steer
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday November 1, 2020.
This is the 306th day of the year, there are 60 days left.

On this day...
The game laws
Ought to
Let you shoot
The bird who hands you
A substitute
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday November 2, 2020.
This is the 307th day of the year, there are 59 days left.

On this day...
Political pull
May be
Of use
For razor pull
There's no excuse
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday November 3, 2020.
This is the 308th day of the year, there are 58 days left.

On this day...
Congressman Pipp
Lost the election
Babies he kissed
Had no protection
To win -- use
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday November 4, 2020.
This is the 309th day of the year, there are 57 days left.

On this day...
"At ease," she said
"Maneuvers begin
When you get
Those whiskers
Off your chin"
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday November 5, 2020.
This is the 310th day of the year, there are 56 days left.

On this day...
Buying defense bonds
Means money lent
So they
Don't cost you
One red cent
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday November 6, 2020.
This is the 311st day of the year, there are 55 days left.

On this day...
Tested
In peace
Proven in war
Better now
Than ever before
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday November 7, 2020.
This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 54 days left.

On this day...
Substitutes
That promise perfection
Are like
Some candidates
After election
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday November 8, 2020.
This is the 313rd day of the year, there are 53 days left.

On this day...
Regardless of
Political views
All good parties
Always
Choose
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday November 9, 2020.
This is the 314th day of the year, there are 52 days left.

On this day...
Candidate says
Campaign
Confusing
Babies kiss me
Since I've been using
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday November 10, 2020.
This is the 315th day of the year, there are 51 days left.

On this day...
The hobo
Lets his
Whiskers sprout
It's trains--not girls
That he takes out
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday November 11, 2020.
This is the 316th day of the year, there are 50 days left.

On this day...
Cheer up face
The war is past
The "h" is out
Of shave
At last
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday November 12, 2020.
This is the 317th day of the year, there are 49 days left.

On this day...
A beard
That's rough
And overgrown
is better than
A chaperone
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday November 13, 2020.
This is the 318th day of the year, there are 48 days left.

On this day...
Drinking drivers
Don't you know
Great bangs
From little
Binges grow?
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday November 14, 2020.
This is the 319th day of the year, there are 47 days left.

On this day...
I know
He's a wolf
Said riding hood
But Grandma dear,
He smells so good
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday November 15, 2020.
This is the 320th day of the year, there are 46 days left.

On this day...
Is he
Lonesome
Or just blind--
This guy who drives
So close behind?
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday November 16, 2020.
This is the 321st day of the year, there are 45 days left.

On this day...
Pedro
Walked
Back home by golly
His bristly chin
Was hot-to-Molly
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday November 17, 2020.
This is the 322nd day of the year, there are 44 days left.

On this day...
A chin
Where barbed wire
Bristles stand
Is bound to be
A no ma'ams land
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday November 18, 2020.
This is the 323rd day of the year, there are 43 days left.

On this day...
We can't
Provide you
With a date
But we do supply
The best darn bait
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday November 19, 2020.
This is the 324th day of the year, there are 42 days left.

On this day...
The wolf
Is shaved
So neat and trim
Red Riding Hood
Is chasing him
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday November 20, 2020.
This is the 325th day of the year, there are 41 days left.

On this day...
His
Tomato
Was the mushy type
Until his beard
Grew over-ripe
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday November 21, 2020.
This is the 326th day of the year, there are 40 days left.

On this day...
Heaven's
Latest
Neophyte
Signalled left
Then turned right
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday November 22, 2020.
This is the 327th day of the year, there are 39 days left.

On this day...
Better try
Less speed per mile
That car
May have to
Last a while
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday November 23, 2020.
This is the 328th day of the year, there are 38 days left.

On this day...
His rose
Is wed
His violet blew
But his sugar is sweet
Since he took this cue
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday November 24, 2020.
This is the 329th day of the year, there are 37 days left.

On this day...
Substitutes
Are like a girdle
They find some jobs
They just
Can't hurdle
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday November 25, 2020.
This is the 330th day of the year, there are 36 days left.

On this day...
We're widely read
And often quoted
But it's shaves
Not signs
For which we're noted
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday November 26, 2020.
This is the 331st day of the year, there are 35 days left.

On this day...
Feel your face
As you ride by
Now don't
You think
It's time to try
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday November 27, 2020.
This is the 332nd day of the year, there are 34 days left.

On this day...
If Crusoe'd
Kept his chin
More tidy
He might have found
A lady Friday
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday November 28, 2020.
This is the 333rd day of the year, there are 33 days left.

On this day...
Around
The curve
Lickety-split
It's a beautiful car
Wasn't it?
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday November 29, 2020.
This is the 334th day of the year, there are 32 days left.

On this day...
It gave
McDonald
That needed charm
Hello Hollywood
Good-by farm
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday November 30, 2020.
This is the 335th day of the year, there are 31 days left.

On this day...
Why is it
When you
Try to pass
The guy in front
Goes twice as fast?
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday December 1, 2020.
This is the 336th day of the year, there are 30 days left.

On this day...
Toughest
Whiskers
In the town
We hold 'em up
You mow 'em down
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday December 2, 2020.
This is the 337th day of the year, there are 29 days left.

On this day...
These signs
Are not
For laughs alone
The face they save
May be your own
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday December 3, 2020.
This is the 338th day of the year, there are 28 days left.

On this day...
The hero
Was brave and strong
And willin'
She felt his chin--
Then wed the villain
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday December 4, 2020.
This is the 339th day of the year, there are 27 days left.

On this day...
To change that
Shaving job
To joy
You gotta use
The real McCoy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday December 5, 2020.
This is the 340th day of the year, there are 26 days left.

On this day...
His crop of
Whiskers
Needed reaping
That's what kept
His Lena leaping
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday December 6, 2020.
This is the 341st day of the year, there are 25 days left.

On this day...
The blackened forest
Smoulders yet
Because
He flipped
A cigaret
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday December 7, 2020.
This is the 342nd day of the year, there are 24 days left.

On this day...
The draftee
Tried a tube
And purred
Well whaddya know
I've been defurred
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday December 8, 2020.
This is the 343rd day of the year, there are 23 days left.

On this day...
This cooling shave
Will never fail
To stamp
Its user
First class male
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday December 9, 2020.
This is the 344th day of the year, there are 22 days left.

On this day...
Drinking drivers--
Nothing worse
They put
The quart
Before the hearse
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday December 10, 2020.
This is the 345th day of the year, there are 21 days left.

On this day...
Men
With whiskers
'Neath their noses
Oughta have to kiss
Like eskimoses
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday December 11, 2020.
This is the 346th day of the year, there are 20 days left.

On this day...
Said farmer Brown
Who's bald
On top
Wish I could
Rotate the crop
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday December 12, 2020.
This is the 347th day of the year, there are 19 days left.

On this day...
Don't
Try passing
On a slope
Unless you have
A periscope
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday December 13, 2020.
This is the 348th day of the year, there are 18 days left.

On this day...
Passing cars
When you can't see
May get you
A glimpse
Of eternity
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday December 14, 2020.
This is the 349th day of the year, there are 17 days left.

On this day...
At a quiz
Pa ain't
No whiz
But he knows how
To keep Ma his
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday December 15, 2020.
This is the 350th day of the year, there are 16 days left.

On this day...
He lit a match
To check gas tank
That's why
They call him
Skinless frank
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday December 16, 2020.
This is the 351st day of the year, there are 15 days left.

On this day...
The one who
Drives when
He's been drinking
Depends on you
To do his thinking
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday December 17, 2020.
This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 14 days left.

On this day...
Ben
Met Anna
Made a hit
Neglected beard
Ben-Anna split
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday December 18, 2020.
This is the 353rd day of the year, there are 13 days left.

On this day...
If daisies
Are your
Favorite flower
Keep pushin' up those
Miles-per-hour
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday December 19, 2020.
This is the 354th day of the year, there are 12 days left.

On this day...
Baby your skin
Keep it fitter
Or "baby"
Will get
Another sitter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday December 20, 2020.
This is the 355th day of the year, there are 11 days left.

On this day...
Cattle crossing
Means go slow
That old bull
Is some
Cow's beau
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday December 21, 2020.
This is the 356th day of the year, there are 10 days left.

On this day...
Substitutes
Can let you down
Quicker
Than a
Strapless gown
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday December 22, 2020.
This is the 357th day of the year, there are 9 days left.

On this day...
"No, no,"
She said
To her bristly beau
"I'd rather
Eat the mistletoe"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday December 23, 2020.
This is the 358th day of the year, there are 8 days left.

On this day...
The boy who gets
His girl's applause
Must act
Not look
Like Santa Claus
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday December 24, 2020.
This is the 359th day of the year, there are 7 days left.

On this day...
Santa's
Whiskers
Need no trimmin'
He kisses kids
Not the wimmin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday December 25, 2020.
This is the 360th day of the year, there are 6 days left.

On this day...
A Christmas hug
A birthday kiss
Awaits
The woman
Who gives this
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday December 26, 2020.
This is the 361st day of the year, there are 5 days left.

On this day...
Dinah doesn't
Treat him right
But if he'd
Shave
Dyna-mite!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday December 27, 2020.
This is the 362nd day of the year, there are 4 days left.

On this day...
He asked
His kitten
To pet and purr
She eyed his puss
And screamed "What fur!"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday December 28, 2020.
This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 3 days left.

On this day...
No matter
The price
No matter how new
The best safety device
In your car is you
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday December 29, 2020.
This is the 364th day of the year, there are 2 days left.

On this day...
This cream
Makes the
Gardener's daughter
Plant her tu-lips
Where she oughter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday December 30, 2020.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 1 days left.

On this day...
If anything
Will please
Your Jill
A little jack
For this jar will
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday December 31, 2020.
This is the 366th day of the year, there are 0 days left.

On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday January 1, 2021.
This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.

On this day...
Ring out the old
Ring in the new
What good can
Shaving
Brushes do?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday January 2, 2021.
This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.

On this day...
Every shaver
Now can snore
Six more minutes
Than before
By using
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday January 3, 2021.
This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.

On this day...
Your shaving brush
Has had its day
So why not
Shave the modern way
With
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

Hello Daryl!

** On Sunday 03.01.21 - 00:00, Daryl Stout wrote to All:

Today is Sunday January 3, 2021.
This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.

On this day...
Your shaving brush
Has had its day
So why not
Shave the modern way
With
Burma-Shave

The MODERN way seems to be NOT to shave to clear-face at all.

--
../|ug

--- OpenXP 5.0.48
* Origin: Does photographic memory take time to develop? (2:221/1.58)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday January 4, 2021.
This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.

On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a dollar
Spread on thin
Above the collar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday January 5, 2021.
This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.

On this day...
Does your husband
Misbehave
Grunt and grumble
Rant and rave
Shoot the brute some
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

August,

The MODERN way seems to be NOT to shave to clear-face at all.

I got complemented yesterday on my white hair, beard, moustache,
and sideburns. I even did a "Ho Ho Ho", and pointed to my "jelly
belly", and said "all I need is a red suit"...but I was Santa
incognito. <G>

Daryl

... Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
=== MultiMail/Win v0.52
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday January 6, 2021.
This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.

On this day...
Be
No
Longer
Lather's slave
Treat yourself to
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday January 7, 2021.
This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.

On this day...
Uncle Rube
Buys tube
One week
Looks sleek
Like sheik
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday January 8, 2021.
This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.

On this day...
Tho stiff
The beard
That Nature gave
It shaves like down
With
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday January 9, 2021.
This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.

On this day...
Shaving brushes
You'll soon see 'em
Way down east
In some
Museum
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday January 10, 2021.
This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.

On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a dollar
At the drug store
Simply holler
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday January 11, 2021.
This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.

On this day...
The 50 cent jar
So large
By heck
Even the Scotch
Now shave the neck
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday January 12, 2021.
This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.

On this day...
Are your whiskers
When you wake
Tougher than
A two-bit steak?
Try
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday January 13, 2021.
This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.

On this day...
Modern man
Spreads it on
Pats it in
Shaves it off
See him grin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday January 14, 2021.
This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.

On this day...
Take a tip
For your trip
No wet brush
To soak
Your grip
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday January 15, 2021.
This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.

On this day...
Film protects
Your neck
And chin
So your razor
Won't dig in
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday January 16, 2021.
This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.

On this day...
The one horse shay
Has had its day
So has the brush
And lather way
Use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday January 17, 2021.
This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.

On this day...
It's a good
Old Spanish custom
Take your mug
And brush
And bust 'em
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday January 18, 2021.
This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.

On this day...
Hello druggist
I don't mean maybe
Yes
Sir!
That's the baby
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday January 19, 2021.
This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.

On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a buck
Come on shavers
You're in luck
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday January 20, 2021.
This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.

On this day...
Shaving brush
All wet
And hairy
I've passed you up
For sanitary
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday January 21, 2021.
This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.

On this day...
Listen shavers
Knock on wood
When offered
Something
"Just as good"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday January 22, 2021.
This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.

On this day...
A shave
That's real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday January 23, 2021.
This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.

On this day...
The tube's
A whopper
35 cents
Easy shaving
Low expense
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday January 24, 2021.
This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.

On this day...
Bargain hunters
Gather 'round
Fifty cents
Buys
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday January 25, 2021.
This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.

On this day...
From New York town
To Pumpkin Holler
It's half a pound
For
Half a dollar
Burma-Shave
From New York town
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday January 26, 2021.
This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.

On this day...
You'll love your wife
You'll love her paw
You'll even love
Your mother-in-law
If you use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday January 27, 2021.
This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.

On this day...
Give the guy
The toe of your boot
Who tries
To hand you
A substitute for
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday January 28, 2021.
This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.

On this day...
Lawyers, doctors
Sheiks and bakers
Mountaineers and undertakers
Make their bristly beards behave
By using brushless
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday January 29, 2021.
This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.

On this day...
Several million
Modern men
Will never go back
To the brush again
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday January 30, 2021.
This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.

On this day...
The millionth man
Has joined
Our ranks
Of happy shavers
Many thanks!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday January 31, 2021.
This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.

On this day...
Water heater
Out of kilter
Try the brushless
Whisker
Wilter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday February 1, 2021.
This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.

On this day...
The answer to
A maiden's
Prayer
Is not a chin
Of stubby hair
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday February 4, 2021.
This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.

On this day...
Free offer! Free offer!
Rip a fender
Off your car
Mail it in for
A half-pound jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday February 5, 2021.
This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.

On this day...
He played
A sax
Had no B.O.
But his whiskers scratched
So she let him go
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday February 6, 2021.
This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.

On this day...
Ruddy cheeks
And face
Of tan
Neatly shaven
What a man!
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday February 7, 2021.
This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.

On this day...
If your hubby
Trumps your ace
Here's something
That will
Save his face
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday February 8, 2021.
This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.

On this day...
Mug and brush
Old Adam
Had 'em
Is your husband
Like Adam, Madam?
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday February 9, 2021.
This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.

On this day...
To shaving brush
I need
Not cling
I will not hush
Of thee I sing
Burma-Shave
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* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday February 10, 2021.
This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.

On this day...
He had the ring
He had the flat
But she felt his chin
And that
Was that
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday February 11, 2021.
This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.

On this day...
Your beauty, boys
Is just
Skin deep
What skin you've got
You ought to keep
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday February 12, 2021.
This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.

On this day...
The answer to
A shaver's dream
A greaseless
No brush
Shaving cream
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday February 13, 2021.
This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.

On this day...
When cutting
Whiskers
You don't need
To leave one half
Of them for seed
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday February 14, 2021.
This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.

On this day...
In Cupid's little
Bag of trix
Here's the one
That clix
With chix
Burma-Shave
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* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday February 15, 2021.
This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.

On this day...
Every day
We do
Our part
To make your face
A work of art
Burma-Shave
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* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday February 16, 2021.
This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.

On this day...
The bearded lady
Tried a jar
She's now
A famous
Movie star
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday February 17, 2021.
This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

On this day...
Jonah took
No brush
To mop his face
Where Jonah went
He needed space
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

Hello Daryl Stout!

** On Wednesday 17.02.21 - 00:00, Daryl Stout wrote to All:

On this day...
Jonah took
No brush
To mop his face
Where Jonah went
He needed space

HUH? The only Jonah I know is the one in the story of Jonah and
the great fish. What does the one above mean?



--
../|ug

--- OpenXP 5.0.48
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August,

On this day...
Jonah took
No brush
To mop his face
Where Jonah went
He needed space

HUH? The only Jonah I know is the one in the story of Jonah and
the great fish. What does the one above mean?

It's the same one. He basically was "running from God", as he
hated the people who lived in Ninevah. God wanted him to warn them
that judgment was imminent, unless repentance was forthcoming. Jonah
basically wanted the Ninevites wiped out, as they were a threat to
Israel and the Jews.

So, he boarded a ship going the other way, and God sent a huge
storm. When he was thrown overboard, he was swallowed by "a great
fish" (possibly a whale). Inside the stomach of the whale (it had
to be by Divine Providence that the digestive juices didn't destroy
him), Jonah had 3 days and nights to come to his senses. So, he
prayed to God, and "The Lord commanded the fish to vomit Jonah out
onto dry land". As big as the whale is, his stomach has to be as
well.

Well, Jonah basically was the only preacher who "wanted no converts".
He went in and announced "Forty days, and Ninevah shall be overthrown by
Divine Judgment". Amazingly, the king commanded all the people and the
animals to "repent in sackcloth and ashes"...and God turned from the
Judgment He was going to level upon Ninevah.

However, Jonah still wanted them destroyed, and basically "wished he
was dead"...because God didn't destroy the Ninevites. Yet, The Lord
told Jonah of "all the people and cattle there". We don't hear anything further about Jonah in the Bible.

Unfortunately, for Ninevah, the repentance was apparently short lived,
as a short time later, they were back to their iniquity...and this time,
God did destroy them.

On a lighter note, in a children's Sunday School class, the teacher
asked the class what the story of Jonah and the whale showed. Little
Johnny (yes, him again <G>), said "It proves that you can't keep a good
man down"!! :P

Well, I had thoughts about eating lunch until I typed this reply. :P

Daryl

... Cooking Rule: If at first you don't succeed, order pizza.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday February 18, 2021.
This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

On this day...
Bachelor's quarters
Dog on the rug
Whiskers to blame
No one
To hug
Burma-Shave
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* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday February 19, 2021.
This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.

On this day...
Bristly beard
Or silky fuzz
Just shave 'em back
To where
They was
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday February 20, 2021.
This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.

On this day...
Tho living costs
Are upward bound
Four bits
Still buys
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday February 21, 2021.
This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

On this day...
Pity all
The mighty Caesars
They pulled
Each whisker out
With tweezers
Burma-Shave
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* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday February 22, 2021.
This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.

On this day...
Lather was used
By Daniel Boone
He lived
A 100 years
Too soon
Burma-Shave
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* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday February 23, 2021.
This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

On this day...
Beneath this stone
Lies Elmer Gush
Tickled to death
By his shaving brush
Burma-Shave
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* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday February 24, 2021.
This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

On this day...
Every second
Without fail
Some store
Rings up
Another sale
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday February 25, 2021.
This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

On this day...
That "pink toothbrush"
Is a curse
But that pink razor's
A darn sight worse
Use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday February 26, 2021.
This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

On this day...
Noah had whiskers
In the ark
But he wouldn't get by
On a bench
In the park
Burma-Shave
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* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday February 27, 2021.
This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

On this day...
His face was smooth
And cool as ice
And oh Louise!
He smelled
So nice
Burma-Shave
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* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday February 28, 2021.
This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

On this day...
Late risers!
Shave in just
2 minutes flat
Kiss your wife
Grab your hat
Burma-Shave
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* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday March 1, 2021.
This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

On this day...
Helps
Your budget
Hold it's ground
Half a dollar
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 2, 2021.
This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

On this day...
Dewhiskered
Kisses
Defrost
The
Misses
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 3, 2021.
This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

On this day...
With 200 kinds
From which to choose
2 million men
Prefer
To use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday March 4, 2021.
This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

On this day...
Avoid the store
Which claims
You should
Buy something else
That's just as good
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday March 5, 2021.
This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.

On this day...
If you think
She likes
Your bristles
Walk bare-footed
Through some thistles
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday March 6, 2021.
This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.

On this day...
Grandpa's beard
Was stiff and coarse
And that's what
Caused his
Fifth divorce
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday March 7, 2021.
This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.

On this day...
I just joined
The young man said
A nudist camp
Is my face red?
No! I use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday March 8, 2021.
This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.

On this day...
You know
Your onions
Lettuce suppose
This beets 'em all
Don't turnip your nose
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 9, 2021.
This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.

On this day...
Keep well
To the right
Of the oncoming car
Get your close shaves
From the half-pound jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 10, 2021.
This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.

On this day...
Whiskers long
Made Samson strong
But Samson's gal
She done
Him wrong
Burma-Shave
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* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday March 11, 2021.
This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.

On this day...
Half a buck
Half a pound
No substitute
Is ever found
For
Burma-Shave
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Friday March 12, 2021.
This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.

On this day...
Eeny-meeny
Miny-mo
Save your skin
Your time
Your dough
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Saturday March 13, 2021.
This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.

On this day...
Shaving brush
Is out of date
Use the
Razor's
Perfect mate
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Sunday March 14, 2021.
This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.

On this day...
To get
Away from
Hairy apes
Ladies jump
From fire escapes
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Monday March 15, 2021.
This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.

On this day...
Riot at
Drug store
Calling all cars
100 customers
99 jars
Burma-Shave
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* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Tuesday March 16, 2021.
This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.

On this day...
Shaving brush
And soapy smear
Went out of
Style with
Hoops my dear
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Wednesday March 17, 2021.
This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.

On this day...
Substitutes
Would irk a saint
You hope they are
What you know
They ain't
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)

TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

Today is Thursday March 18, 2021.
This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.

On this day...
To every man
His shave
Is best
Until he makes
The final test
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)