• Politically Correct 12 Days of Christmas

    From JOE MACKEY@1:135/392 to ALL on Wednesday, December 22, 2021 03:59:42
    Politically Correct 12 Days of Christmas


    On the 12th day of the Euro centrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult relationship gave to me: TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming

    ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18 member pit orchestra made up of members
    in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract, even though they will not be asked to play a note)

    TEN melanin deprived testosterone poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping

    NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self expression

    EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk products from enslaved Bovine Americans

    SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands

    SIX enslaved Fowl Americans producing pre-packaged non human animal
    products

    FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic
    incarceration,
    (NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens, Turtle Doves and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further Animal
    American enslavement, the rema

    FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

    THREE deconstructionist poets

    TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses

    and...

    ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old growth pear tree.

    Joe
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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Joe Mackey on Tuesday, December 28, 2021 08:18:04
    I got conbfused as thgese aren't necessarily in the traditional order/numbering.

    Politically Correct 12 Days of Christmas
    NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self expression

    This seems a dangerous line to post!
    EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk products from enslaved Bovine Americans

    for shame!

    (NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens, Turtle Doves and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further Animal
    American enslavement, the rema

    birds; I heard the original recipient of these gifts was quite miffed at all the bird crap in his flat!

    & let us recall that Mr. Audobon had killed every bird you sasw in his original book that spawned a bird-lovers' movement. (they were hard to draw or photograph when moving, twitchinmg, prone to fly off at any moment)

    FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

    Easy: record 5 minutes, put it on loop for 4 hours -- who's going to know tyhe difference, except a whale? whales are historically mnot known for buying music CDs, so we can discount their opinions.

    THREE deconstructionist poets
    TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses
    and...
    ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old growth pear tree.
    Joe

    Is he the one who randomly nailed those 9-inch spikes into the trunk?

    Did you write this one, above? Clever.

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  • From JOE MACKEY@1:135/392 to GEORGE POPE on Friday, December 31, 2021 02:28:46
    CP wrote --

    FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

    Easy: record 5 minutes, put it on loop for 4 hours

    I knew a guy many years ago in another town I was living in, who was
    really into these whale songs and would play them all the time. Had a reel-to-reel tape of them that went on for hours...
    After about four minutes I had heard enough. :)
    Joe


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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Joe Mackey on Friday, December 31, 2021 12:19:40
    CP wrote --
    FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

    Easy: record 5 minutes, put it on loop for 4 hours
    I knew a guy many years ago in another town I was living in, who was
    really into these whale songs and would play them all the time. Had a reel-to-reel tape of them that went on for hours...
    After about four minutes I had heard enough.

    4 or 5, yup, that's about the end of the complete set.

    It's like being at a Kindergarten Xmas play,. and EVERY kid has to read the same verse/line in a row.

    Like watching Little League that has a rule that every kod gets to bat every game & seeing that little grump who HATES baseball coming up to bat again. . .

    That was me. My best move was crowding the plate, but legally, & getting hit for a walk, & hoping the next kid will hit a home run, so I can take my time trotting home. I was much better on offense than defense, though!

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