Christmas Carols for the Psychotically Challenged:

SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

NARCISSISTIC: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and . . .

PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

DEPRESSION: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is Lonely

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ........ (better
start again)

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all away)

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

Joe
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Joe,

Christmas Carols for the Psychotically Challenged:

You must've been awfully bored, or you have too much time on your
hands. <G>

On another note, several lines on the succeeding messages got cut off.

Daryl

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Daryl wrote --

Christmas Carols for the Psychotically Challenged:

You must've been awfully bored, or you have too much time on your
hands. <G>

Neither.
I've collected those over the years but always kept forgetting to post
them.
Joe
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Joe,

I've collected those over the years but always kept forgetting to
post them.

Three things fail when we get older...the first is memory...............

Darn!! I forgot the other two!! <G>

Daryl

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Did you write these?

/G

Christmas Carols for the Psychotically Challenged:
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
NARCISSISTIC: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me
MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores
and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire
Hydrants and . . .
PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
DEPRESSION: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All Is Flat, All Is Lonely OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ........ (better
start again)
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me (and then took it all away)
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.
Joe

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CP inquired --

Did you write these?

Christmas Carols for the Psychotically Challenged:

No, I think someone else sent those.
The ones I sent were ones I got several years ago and kept forgetting to
send until after Christmas.
But these are very good and plan on stealing them. :)
Joe
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Joe,

Christmas Carols for the Psychotically Challenged:

No, I think someone else sent those.
The ones I sent were ones I got several years ago and kept forgetting
to send until after Christmas.

Three things fail when we get older...the first is memory................. and I forgot the other two!! <G>

But these are very good and plan on stealing them. :)

Don't worry...I doubt you'll get a lump of coal for this type of theft; especially with taglines. <G>

Daryl

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CP inquired --

Did you write these?

Christmas Carols for the Psychotically Challenged:

No, I think someone else sent those.
The ones I sent were ones I got several years ago and kept forgetting to
send until after Christmas.
But these are very good and plan on stealing them.

Yup, I'm the sam,e -- get good jokes, puns, memes, &/or taglines & don't get them off until asfter the event they're set to.

Oh well, funny is funny all year round!

& they qualify even more as "Memories & Nostalgia" that way, hmm?

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Don't worry...I doubt you'll get a lump of coal for this type of theft;

I got to get all the Bad List folk together, each with their own lump of coal & have a nice Boxing Day BBQ!

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