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Todays Classic Ad
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, September 30, 2020 00:03:15
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday September 30, 2020.
This is the 274th day of the year, there are 92 days left.
On this day...
On curves ahead
Remember, sonny
That rabbit's foot
Didn't save
The bunny
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, October 01, 2020 00:00:45
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 1, 2020.
This is the 275th day of the year, there are 91 days left.
On this day...
When
Super-shaved
Remember, pard
You'll still get slapped
But not so hard
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, October 02, 2020 00:01:51
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 2, 2020.
This is the 276th day of the year, there are 90 days left.
On this day...
His brush is gone
So what'll we do
Said Mike Robe I
To Mike Robe II
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, October 03, 2020 00:00:42
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 3, 2020.
This is the 277th day of the year, there are 89 days left.
On this day...
The place to pass
On curves
You know
Is only at
A beauty show
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, October 04, 2020 04:20:55
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 4, 2020.
This is the 278th day of the year, there are 88 days left.
On this day...
A whiskery kiss
For the one
You adore
May not make her mad
But her face will be sore
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, October 05, 2020 00:00:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 5, 2020.
This is the 279th day of the year, there are 87 days left.
On this day...
Burma-Shave
Was such a boom
They passed
The bride
And kissed the groom
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, October 06, 2020 00:00:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 6, 2020.
This is the 280th day of the year, there are 86 days left.
On this day...
These signs
We gladly
Dedicate
To men who've had
No date of late
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, October 07, 2020 00:00:42
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 7, 2020.
This is the 281st day of the year, there are 85 days left.
On this day...
If your peach
Keeps out
Of reach
Better practice
What we preach
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, October 08, 2020 00:01:01
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 8, 2020.
This is the 282nd day of the year, there are 84 days left.
On this day...
A guy
Who drives
A car wide open
Is not thinkin'
He's just hopin'
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, October 09, 2020 00:01:03
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 9, 2020.
This is the 283rd day of the year, there are 83 days left.
On this day...
To kiss
A mug
That's like a cactus
Takes more nerve
Than it does practice
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, October 10, 2020 00:02:46
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 10, 2020.
This is the 284th day of the year, there are 82 days left.
On this day...
The whale
Put Jonah
Down the hatch
But coughed him up
Because he scratched
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, October 11, 2020 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 11, 2020.
This is the 285th day of the year, there are 81 days left.
On this day...
Violets are blue
Roses are pink
On graves
Of those
Who drive and drink
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, October 12, 2020 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 12, 2020.
This is the 286th day of the year, there are 80 days left.
On this day...
My job is
Keeping faces clean
And nobody knows
De stubble
I've seen
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, October 13, 2020 00:00:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 13, 2020.
This is the 287th day of the year, there are 79 days left.
On this day...
Doesn't
Kiss you
Like she useter?
Perhaps she's seen
A smoother rooster!!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, October 14, 2020 00:01:00
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 14, 2020.
This is the 288th day of the year, there are 78 days left.
On this day...
No use
Knowing
How to pick 'em
If your half-shaved
Whiskers stick 'em
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, October 15, 2020 00:00:41
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 15, 2020.
This is the 289th day of the year, there are 77 days left.
On this day...
He tried
To cross
As fast train neared
Death didn't draft him
He volunteered
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, October 16, 2020 00:00:41
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 16, 2020.
This is the 290th day of the year, there are 76 days left.
On this day...
Her chariot
Raced 80 per
They hauled away
What had
Ben Her
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, October 17, 2020 00:00:41
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 17, 2020.
This is the 291st day of the year, there are 75 days left.
On this day...
I'd heard
It praised
By drug store clerks
I tried the stuff
Hot dog! It works
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, October 18, 2020 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 18, 2020.
This is the 292nd day of the year, there are 74 days left.
On this day...
Train wrecks few
Reason clear
Fireman
Never hugs
Engineer
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, October 19, 2020 00:00:59
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 19, 2020.
This is the 293rd day of the year, there are 73 days left.
On this day...
Altho insured
Remember, kiddo
They don't pay you
They pay
Your widow
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, October 20, 2020 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 20, 2020.
This is the 294th day of the year, there are 72 days left.
On this day...
Soap
May do
For lads with fuzz
But sir, you ain't
The kid you wuz
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, October 21, 2020 00:00:42
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 21, 2020.
This is the 295th day of the year, there are 71 days left.
On this day...
She eyed
His beard
And said no dice
The wedding's off--
I'll COOK the rice
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, October 22, 2020 00:00:41
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 22, 2020.
This is the 296th day of the year, there are 70 days left.
On this day...
Train approaching
Whistle squealing
Pause!
Avoid that
Rundown feeling!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, October 23, 2020 00:00:42
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 23, 2020.
This is the 297th day of the year, there are 69 days left.
On this day...
Unless
Your face
Is stinger free
You'd better let
Your honey be
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, October 24, 2020 03:28:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 24, 2020.
This is the 298th day of the year, there are 68 days left.
On this day...
Another
Red skin
Bit the dust
When Pa tried
What these signs discussed
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, October 25, 2020 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 25, 2020.
This is the 299th day of the year, there are 67 days left.
On this day...
The band
For which
The grand stand roots
Is not made up
Substi-toots!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, October 26, 2020 00:00:46
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 26, 2020.
This is the 300th day of the year, there are 66 days left.
On this day...
The cream
Preserves
Pa's razor blade
The jar preserves
Ma's marmalade
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, October 27, 2020 00:00:46
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 27, 2020.
This is the 301st day of the year, there are 65 days left.
On this day...
Big blue tube
It's a honey
Best squeeze play
For love
Or money
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, October 28, 2020 00:00:48
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 28, 2020.
This is the 302nd day of the year, there are 64 days left.
On this day...
Proper
Distance
To him was bunk
They pulled him out
Of some guy's trunk
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, October 29, 2020 05:34:16
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 29, 2020.
This is the 303rd day of the year, there are 63 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Can do
More harm
Than city fellers
On a farm
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, October 30, 2020 00:00:51
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 30, 2020.
This is the 304th day of the year, there are 62 days left.
On this day...
Pat's bristles
Scratched
Bridget's nose
That's when
Her wild irish rose
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, October 31, 2020 00:00:52
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 31, 2020.
This is the 305th day of the year, there are 61 days left.
On this day...
Cautious rider
To her
Reckless dear
Let's have less bull
And lots more steer
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, November 01, 2020 00:01:16
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 1, 2020.
This is the 306th day of the year, there are 60 days left.
On this day...
The game laws
Ought to
Let you shoot
The bird who hands you
A substitute
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, November 02, 2020 00:00:45
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday November 2, 2020.
This is the 307th day of the year, there are 59 days left.
On this day...
Political pull
May be
Of use
For razor pull
There's no excuse
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, November 03, 2020 00:00:54
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 3, 2020.
This is the 308th day of the year, there are 58 days left.
On this day...
Congressman Pipp
Lost the election
Babies he kissed
Had no protection
To win -- use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, November 04, 2020 00:00:49
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 4, 2020.
This is the 309th day of the year, there are 57 days left.
On this day...
"At ease," she said
"Maneuvers begin
When you get
Those whiskers
Off your chin"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, November 05, 2020 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 5, 2020.
This is the 310th day of the year, there are 56 days left.
On this day...
Buying defense bonds
Means money lent
So they
Don't cost you
One red cent
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, November 06, 2020 00:00:47
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 6, 2020.
This is the 311st day of the year, there are 55 days left.
On this day...
Tested
In peace
Proven in war
Better now
Than ever before
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, November 07, 2020 00:02:31
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 7, 2020.
This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 54 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
That promise perfection
Are like
Some candidates
After election
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, November 08, 2020 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 8, 2020.
This is the 313rd day of the year, there are 53 days left.
On this day...
Regardless of
Political views
All good parties
Always
Choose
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, November 09, 2020 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday November 9, 2020.
This is the 314th day of the year, there are 52 days left.
On this day...
Candidate says
Campaign
Confusing
Babies kiss me
Since I've been using
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, November 10, 2020 00:00:45
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 10, 2020.
This is the 315th day of the year, there are 51 days left.
On this day...
The hobo
Lets his
Whiskers sprout
It's trains--not girls
That he takes out
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, November 11, 2020 00:00:42
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 11, 2020.
This is the 316th day of the year, there are 50 days left.
On this day...
Cheer up face
The war is past
The "h" is out
Of shave
At last
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, November 12, 2020 00:00:54
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 12, 2020.
This is the 317th day of the year, there are 49 days left.
On this day...
A beard
That's rough
And overgrown
is better than
A chaperone
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, November 13, 2020 00:00:45
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 13, 2020.
This is the 318th day of the year, there are 48 days left.
On this day...
Drinking drivers
Don't you know
Great bangs
From little
Binges grow?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, November 14, 2020 00:00:51
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 14, 2020.
This is the 319th day of the year, there are 47 days left.
On this day...
I know
He's a wolf
Said riding hood
But Grandma dear,
He smells so good
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, November 15, 2020 10:43:15
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 15, 2020.
This is the 320th day of the year, there are 46 days left.
On this day...
Is he
Lonesome
Or just blind--
This guy who drives
So close behind?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, November 16, 2020 00:00:48
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday November 16, 2020.
This is the 321st day of the year, there are 45 days left.
On this day...
Pedro
Walked
Back home by golly
His bristly chin
Was hot-to-Molly
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, November 17, 2020 00:00:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 17, 2020.
This is the 322nd day of the year, there are 44 days left.
On this day...
A chin
Where barbed wire
Bristles stand
Is bound to be
A no ma'ams land
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, November 18, 2020 00:00:47
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 18, 2020.
This is the 323rd day of the year, there are 43 days left.
On this day...
We can't
Provide you
With a date
But we do supply
The best darn bait
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, November 19, 2020 00:01:52
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 19, 2020.
This is the 324th day of the year, there are 42 days left.
On this day...
The wolf
Is shaved
So neat and trim
Red Riding Hood
Is chasing him
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, November 20, 2020 00:00:48
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 20, 2020.
This is the 325th day of the year, there are 41 days left.
On this day...
His
Tomato
Was the mushy type
Until his beard
Grew over-ripe
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, November 21, 2020 00:00:53
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 21, 2020.
This is the 326th day of the year, there are 40 days left.
On this day...
Heaven's
Latest
Neophyte
Signalled left
Then turned right
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, November 22, 2020 14:19:23
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 22, 2020.
This is the 327th day of the year, there are 39 days left.
On this day...
Better try
Less speed per mile
That car
May have to
Last a while
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, November 23, 2020 00:00:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday November 23, 2020.
This is the 328th day of the year, there are 38 days left.
On this day...
His rose
Is wed
His violet blew
But his sugar is sweet
Since he took this cue
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, November 24, 2020 00:00:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 24, 2020.
This is the 329th day of the year, there are 37 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Are like a girdle
They find some jobs
They just
Can't hurdle
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, November 25, 2020 09:01:29
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 25, 2020.
This is the 330th day of the year, there are 36 days left.
On this day...
We're widely read
And often quoted
But it's shaves
Not signs
For which we're noted
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, November 26, 2020 00:00:48
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 26, 2020.
This is the 331st day of the year, there are 35 days left.
On this day...
Feel your face
As you ride by
Now don't
You think
It's time to try
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, November 27, 2020 00:00:51
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 27, 2020.
This is the 332nd day of the year, there are 34 days left.
On this day...
If Crusoe'd
Kept his chin
More tidy
He might have found
A lady Friday
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, November 28, 2020 00:00:56
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 28, 2020.
This is the 333rd day of the year, there are 33 days left.
On this day...
Around
The curve
Lickety-split
It's a beautiful car
Wasn't it?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, November 29, 2020 00:00:55
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 29, 2020.
This is the 334th day of the year, there are 32 days left.
On this day...
It gave
McDonald
That needed charm
Hello Hollywood
Good-by farm
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, November 30, 2020 00:00:51
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday November 30, 2020.
This is the 335th day of the year, there are 31 days left.
On this day...
Why is it
When you
Try to pass
The guy in front
Goes twice as fast?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, December 01, 2020 00:00:56
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 1, 2020.
This is the 336th day of the year, there are 30 days left.
On this day...
Toughest
Whiskers
In the town
We hold 'em up
You mow 'em down
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, December 02, 2020 00:02:20
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 2, 2020.
This is the 337th day of the year, there are 29 days left.
On this day...
These signs
Are not
For laughs alone
The face they save
May be your own
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, December 03, 2020 00:01:55
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 3, 2020.
This is the 338th day of the year, there are 28 days left.
On this day...
The hero
Was brave and strong
And willin'
She felt his chin--
Then wed the villain
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, December 04, 2020 00:00:54
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 4, 2020.
This is the 339th day of the year, there are 27 days left.
On this day...
To change that
Shaving job
To joy
You gotta use
The real McCoy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, December 05, 2020 00:06:33
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 5, 2020.
This is the 340th day of the year, there are 26 days left.
On this day...
His crop of
Whiskers
Needed reaping
That's what kept
His Lena leaping
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, December 06, 2020 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 6, 2020.
This is the 341st day of the year, there are 25 days left.
On this day...
The blackened forest
Smoulders yet
Because
He flipped
A cigaret
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, December 13, 2020 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 13, 2020.
This is the 348th day of the year, there are 18 days left.
On this day...
Passing cars
When you can't see
May get you
A glimpse
Of eternity
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, December 20, 2020 00:00:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 20, 2020.
This is the 355th day of the year, there are 11 days left.
On this day...
Cattle crossing
Means go slow
That old bull
Is some
Cow's beau
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, December 07, 2020 00:01:00
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 7, 2020.
This is the 342nd day of the year, there are 24 days left.
On this day...
The draftee
Tried a tube
And purred
Well whaddya know
I've been defurred
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, December 14, 2020 00:02:33
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 14, 2020.
This is the 349th day of the year, there are 17 days left.
On this day...
At a quiz
Pa ain't
No whiz
But he knows how
To keep Ma his
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, December 21, 2020 00:01:06
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 21, 2020.
This is the 356th day of the year, there are 10 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Can let you down
Quicker
Than a
Strapless gown
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, December 08, 2020 00:00:57
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 8, 2020.
This is the 343rd day of the year, there are 23 days left.
On this day...
This cooling shave
Will never fail
To stamp
Its user
First class male
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, December 15, 2020 00:03:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 15, 2020.
This is the 350th day of the year, there are 16 days left.
On this day...
He lit a match
To check gas tank
That's why
They call him
Skinless frank
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, December 22, 2020 00:00:46
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 22, 2020.
This is the 357th day of the year, there are 9 days left.
On this day...
"No, no,"
She said
To her bristly beau
"I'd rather
Eat the mistletoe"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, December 09, 2020 00:00:42
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 9, 2020.
This is the 344th day of the year, there are 22 days left.
On this day...
Drinking drivers--
Nothing worse
They put
The quart
Before the hearse
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, December 16, 2020 00:00:42
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 16, 2020.
This is the 351st day of the year, there are 15 days left.
On this day...
The one who
Drives when
He's been drinking
Depends on you
To do his thinking
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, December 10, 2020 00:00:50
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 10, 2020.
This is the 345th day of the year, there are 21 days left.
On this day...
Men
With whiskers
'Neath their noses
Oughta have to kiss
Like eskimoses
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, December 17, 2020 00:00:42
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 17, 2020.
This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 14 days left.
On this day...
Ben
Met Anna
Made a hit
Neglected beard
Ben-Anna split
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, December 11, 2020 00:02:37
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 11, 2020.
This is the 346th day of the year, there are 20 days left.
On this day...
Said farmer Brown
Who's bald
On top
Wish I could
Rotate the crop
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, December 18, 2020 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 18, 2020.
This is the 353rd day of the year, there are 13 days left.
On this day...
If daisies
Are your
Favorite flower
Keep pushin' up those
Miles-per-hour
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, December 12, 2020 00:00:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 12, 2020.
This is the 347th day of the year, there are 19 days left.
On this day...
Don't
Try passing
On a slope
Unless you have
A periscope
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, December 19, 2020 00:00:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 19, 2020.
This is the 354th day of the year, there are 12 days left.
On this day...
Baby your skin
Keep it fitter
Or "baby"
Will get
Another sitter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, December 27, 2020 00:01:40
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 27, 2020.
This is the 362nd day of the year, there are 4 days left.
On this day...
He asked
His kitten
To pet and purr
She eyed his puss
And screamed "What fur!"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, January 03, 2021 00:00:47
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 3, 2021.
This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.
On this day...
Your shaving brush
Has had its day
So why not
Shave the modern way
With
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, January 10, 2021 00:00:57
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 10, 2021.
This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.
On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a dollar
At the drug store
Simply holler
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, January 17, 2021 00:00:59
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 17, 2021.
This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.
On this day...
It's a good
Old Spanish custom
Take your mug
And brush
And bust 'em
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, January 24, 2021 00:00:46
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 24, 2021.
This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.
On this day...
Bargain hunters
Gather 'round
Fifty cents
Buys
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, December 28, 2020 00:02:04
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 28, 2020.
This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 3 days left.
On this day...
No matter
The price
No matter how new
The best safety device
In your car is you
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, January 04, 2021 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 4, 2021.
This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.
On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a dollar
Spread on thin
Above the collar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, January 11, 2021 00:00:49
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 11, 2021.
This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.
On this day...
The 50 cent jar
So large
By heck
Even the Scotch
Now shave the neck
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, January 18, 2021 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 18, 2021.
This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.
On this day...
Hello druggist
I don't mean maybe
Yes
Sir!
That's the baby
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, January 25, 2021 14:37:56
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 25, 2021.
This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.
On this day...
From New York town
To Pumpkin Holler
It's half a pound
For
Half a dollar
Burma-Shave
From New York town
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, December 29, 2020 00:02:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 29, 2020.
This is the 364th day of the year, there are 2 days left.
On this day...
This cream
Makes the
Gardener's daughter
Plant her tu-lips
Where she oughter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, January 05, 2021 00:00:46
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 5, 2021.
This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.
On this day...
Does your husband
Misbehave
Grunt and grumble
Rant and rave
Shoot the brute some
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, January 12, 2021 00:00:47
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 12, 2021.
This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.
On this day...
Are your whiskers
When you wake
Tougher than
A two-bit steak?
Try
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, January 19, 2021 00:02:31
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 19, 2021.
This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.
On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a buck
Come on shavers
You're in luck
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, January 26, 2021 00:00:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 26, 2021.
This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.
On this day...
You'll love your wife
You'll love her paw
You'll even love
Your mother-in-law
If you use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, December 23, 2020 00:00:45
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 23, 2020.
This is the 358th day of the year, there are 8 days left.
On this day...
The boy who gets
His girl's applause
Must act
Not look
Like Santa Claus
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, December 30, 2020 00:02:04
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 30, 2020.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 1 days left.
On this day...
If anything
Will please
Your Jill
A little jack
For this jar will
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, January 06, 2021 00:00:47
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 6, 2021.
This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.
On this day...
Be
No
Longer
Lather's slave
Treat yourself to
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, January 13, 2021 00:00:53
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 13, 2021.
This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.
On this day...
Modern man
Spreads it on
Pats it in
Shaves it off
See him grin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, January 20, 2021 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 20, 2021.
This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brush
All wet
And hairy
I've passed you up
For sanitary
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, December 24, 2020 00:02:54
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 24, 2020.
This is the 359th day of the year, there are 7 days left.
On this day...
Santa's
Whiskers
Need no trimmin'
He kisses kids
Not the wimmin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, December 31, 2020 00:02:20
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 31, 2020.
This is the 366th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, January 07, 2021 00:00:47
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 7, 2021.
This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.
On this day...
Uncle Rube
Buys tube
One week
Looks sleek
Like sheik
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, January 14, 2021 00:00:45
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 14, 2021.
This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.
On this day...
Take a tip
For your trip
No wet brush
To soak
Your grip
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, January 21, 2021 00:00:46
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 21, 2021.
This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.
On this day...
Listen shavers
Knock on wood
When offered
Something
"Just as good"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, December 25, 2020 00:01:40
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 25, 2020.
This is the 360th day of the year, there are 6 days left.
On this day...
A Christmas hug
A birthday kiss
Awaits
The woman
Who gives this
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, January 01, 2021 09:21:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 1, 2021.
This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.
On this day...
Ring out the old
Ring in the new
What good can
Shaving
Brushes do?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, January 08, 2021 00:00:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 8, 2021.
This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.
On this day...
Tho stiff
The beard
That Nature gave
It shaves like down
With
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, January 15, 2021 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 15, 2021.
This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.
On this day...
Film protects
Your neck
And chin
So your razor
Won't dig in
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, January 22, 2021 00:00:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 22, 2021.
This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.
On this day...
A shave
That's real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, December 26, 2020 00:01:49
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 26, 2020.
This is the 361st day of the year, there are 5 days left.
On this day...
Dinah doesn't
Treat him right
But if he'd
Shave
Dyna-mite!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, January 02, 2021 00:00:40
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 2, 2021.
This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.
On this day...
Every shaver
Now can snore
Six more minutes
Than before
By using
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, January 09, 2021 00:00:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 9, 2021.
This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brushes
You'll soon see 'em
Way down east
In some
Museum
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, January 16, 2021 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 16, 2021.
This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.
On this day...
The one horse shay
Has had its day
So has the brush
And lather way
Use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, January 23, 2021 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 23, 2021.
This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.
On this day...
The tube's
A whopper
35 cents
Easy shaving
Low expense
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, January 27, 2021 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 27, 2021.
This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.
On this day...
Give the guy
The toe of your boot
Who tries
To hand you
A substitute for
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, January 29, 2021 00:00:42
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 29, 2021.
This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.
On this day...
Several million
Modern men
Will never go back
To the brush again
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, January 28, 2021 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 28, 2021.
This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.
On this day...
Lawyers, doctors
Sheiks and bakers
Mountaineers and undertakers
Make their bristly beards behave
By using brushless
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, January 30, 2021 00:00:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 30, 2021.
This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.
On this day...
The millionth man
Has joined
Our ranks
Of happy shavers
Many thanks!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, January 31, 2021 00:00:40
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 31, 2021.
This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.
On this day...
Water heater
Out of kilter
Try the brushless
Whisker
Wilter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, February 01, 2021 00:00:41
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 1, 2021.
This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.
On this day...
The answer to
A maiden's
Prayer
Is not a chin
Of stubby hair
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, February 04, 2021 00:00:59
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 4, 2021.
This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.
On this day...
Free offer! Free offer!
Rip a fender
Off your car
Mail it in for
A half-pound jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, February 05, 2021 00:00:40
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 5, 2021.
This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.
On this day...
He played
A sax
Had no B.O.
But his whiskers scratched
So she let him go
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, February 06, 2021 00:00:41
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 6, 2021.
This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.
On this day...
Ruddy cheeks
And face
Of tan
Neatly shaven
What a man!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, February 07, 2021 00:01:51
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 7, 2021.
This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.
On this day...
If your hubby
Trumps your ace
Here's something
That will
Save his face
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, February 08, 2021 00:00:41
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 8, 2021.
This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.
On this day...
Mug and brush
Old Adam
Had 'em
Is your husband
Like Adam, Madam?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, February 09, 2021 00:00:41
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 9, 2021.
This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.
On this day...
To shaving brush
I need
Not cling
I will not hush
Of thee I sing
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Wednesday, February 10, 2021 00:01:58
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 10, 2021.
This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.
On this day...
He had the ring
He had the flat
But she felt his chin
And that
Was that
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Thursday, February 11, 2021 09:51:25
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 11, 2021.
This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.
On this day...
Your beauty, boys
Is just
Skin deep
What skin you've got
You ought to keep
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
-
From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Friday, February 12, 2021 00:00:41
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 12, 2021.
This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.
On this day...
The answer to
A shaver's dream
A greaseless
No brush
Shaving cream
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Saturday, February 13, 2021 00:00:43
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 13, 2021.
This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.
On this day...
When cutting
Whiskers
You don't need
To leave one half
Of them for seed
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Sunday, February 14, 2021 00:00:42
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 14, 2021.
This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.
On this day...
In Cupid's little
Bag of trix
Here's the one
That clix
With chix
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Monday, February 15, 2021 00:00:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 15, 2021.
This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.
On this day...
Every day
We do
Our part
To make your face
A work of art
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net
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From
Daryl Stout@HURRICAN to
All on Tuesday, February 16, 2021 00:00:50
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 16, 2021.
This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.
On this day...
The bearded lady
Tried a jar
She's now
A famous
Movie star
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (57:57/10)
þ Synchronet þ Eye of The Hurricane BBS - hurrican.synchro.net