• Well You Asked

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    Well You Asked

    A market researcher called at a house and his
    knock was answered by a young woman with three
    small children running around her. He asked her
    if she minded replying to his questions and she
    agreed.

    He asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-
    Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among
    their many products was Vaseline and she certainly
    knew of that product.

    When asked if she used it, the answer was "Yes."


    Asked how she used it, she said, "To assist
    sexual intercourse."

    The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always
    ask that question because everyone uses our product
    and they always say they use it for the child's
    bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but I know
    that most use it for sexual intercourse. Since
    you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly
    how you use it?"

    "Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the
    kids out."

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