From cc@cc@yahoo.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 22:48:15
From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes
When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my
aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.