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"Boom Shakalaka" <1kiwi@ekatahuna.pub> wrote in message news:ywSLa.59341$JA5.1063575@news.xtra.co.nz...

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Q. What has 4 legs and an arse at each end of its otherwise sluglike body?
A. colin green the kiwi queer

"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message news:bdorcs$s99$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
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: "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> wrote in message
: news:3efee4db$0$31279$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
: > http://mrbig108.tripod.com/
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: > marvin
: > if you can't eat it or screw it, piss on it.
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: I don't get it

that's cause you're ugly.

you don't know what a mirror is do you kiwi.



A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just
figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like
to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that
witch and the jerk she is with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed
by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?"
Long pause...
"Uh .... is this 832-4821?"






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