• Pro tip:

    From Pat580@patrik40@duck.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Monday, February 17, 2025 16:11:02
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    If you sprinkle in enough threats, you can make the suicide hotline
    operator listen to your whole day!
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