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On 4/20/2006 3:44 AM, M� wrote:

On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 10:12:07 +0200, Pumba <pumba@muizenberg.org.za>
wrote:

MÐ wrote:

On Tue, 18 Apr 2006 17:59:47 +0200, Pumba <pumba@muizenberg.org.za>

MÐ wrote:

On Sat, 15 Apr 2006 15:13:15 +0200, Pumba <pumba@muizenberg.org.za> >>>>>> MÐ wrote:

On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 18:40:52 +0200, Pumba <pumba@muizenberg.org.za> >>>>>>>>>>>> i chatted to a new woman tonight. quite a good one actually. 33yo, which is

at the lower end of my serious prospect age range. 28yo is my hard lower
end. below that, and they're just fucking around, ya know. >>>>>>>>>>> not if you keep in shape and fuck like a machine

meaningless sex is very boring.

after you've given 'em five or six seizure-like orgasms, they'll want >>>>>>>>> meaningful

the woman i want will be attracted and captivated by my intelligence, wit
and compassion.
my good looks just seal the deal.
a woman's heart is not captured by sexual prowess.
you have a serious attitude problem towards women.

that line of thinking will be your downfall with every woman you ever >>>>>>> date.. if you don't arch her back, it's just a matter of time

i seem to have enough pull to attract an American woman to want to consider
relocating to South Africa.
what? you think I want to emigrate to the US?
are you nuts?
do you know how arrogant the US embassy in South Africa is?
to call them just to make an appointment to see someone to apply for a US
visa, costs R86. I have to purchase a special PIN number from Pick n Pay (a
local supermarket chain) which entitles me to 9 minutes of telephone >>>>>> consultation.
that's the arrogance of your country.
http://pretoria.usembassy.gov/wwwhvisas.html
In total, I must pay R781 (US$127) to get a US visa.
South Africa allows US citizens to enter without a visa for up to 3 months.
I told her, I'd rather pay for her to fly here, than go through that ordeal
to get a US visa.

No doubt the US is arrogant.. of course we're also the greatest
nation the world has ever known.

you're a distant third behind Libya and Eqypt.

A third of Rhode Island's Coast Guard fleet could wipe 'em off the
map.

it's not military might that makes them great.

Camel dung, sand volume per square mile, AK-47s per citizen,
weaponized biochemicals, body odor.. just about the only areas they'd
score higher.

What do you spend your $200 dollars a day on if you don't have a dick?
Send me 3/4s of your income and I'll make sure it gets put to good
use.

i have plans for the cash myself.

atj has a few good months left before it fizzles out

who knows how long atj has? maybe a few years.

I define atj as existing while you, me, Douglas, and maybe someone
like Jules or Archie are still around.

you? LOL!
oh, my stomach hurts.

I come back when I see everything's falling apart, which is generally
a week or two after I leave. When I no longer want control, I'll
train ya how to carry the group on yer own.

i'll come back here in 10 years time and discover droll still talking to gp >> and a couple of fools typing "LOL".

Douglas will outlast everyone.

nailed it.. 20 years ago!

Keith's leaving changes the
character, but not enough to notice. Keith was a fuckin' idiot.. a
blithering moron that couldn't post worth shit. HE'S A FUCKING WASTE >>>>> OF SPACE THAT WILL NEVER SHOW UP HERE AGAIN. A T O T A L
A S S R A M M I N G F U C K S T A I N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F U C K K E I T H ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >>>>> <waiting>

Don't you know? Keith got married. He's off making babies.

uh huh.. X-No-Archive: Yes

use your noodle. there's only one good reason to account for Keith no longer >> posting to atj:

he's finally found the woman of his dreams and he's moved her in.

He could've started a chicken ranch, a chili distribution empire, a
support group for shut-ins, or a local humor gazette.

haven't checked obits lately but suspect that now, more than ever, he's
likely passed on

as for RC ..I just don't see him making it to 58 in ZA

this could very well be the last of the old-school replies unless droll
shows some time -- but my presence has been actively killing him off for decades

as for me, I'm opening a whole new chapter to a very fulfilling life and really just getting started

i'll check back every now and then and see if anyone proves me wrong,
but I said long ago I'd be the one turning out the lights
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