• Re: Brush after meals

    From Pollywolly@pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 11:19:39
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes


    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message news:kn01gvkkopdablofbs6f1t9rjbb7av6rkc@4ax.com...
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:09:59 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdpctb$cfh$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:22:33 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
    it is nonsense that there would be no war if women ran the
    countries -
    we would have a new war every month....
    That's not true - we'd all sit around and cry and sulk and eat >>>>>chocolate
    nobody should be in charge. people are not qualified to wield power. >>>>only God is.
    vote for me.
    in the bikini open.
    I don't think there's gonna be any bikinis opening for you
    i love it when women wear bikinis... makes them so easy to rape.
    rip off and rape.
    That's when you do double bows on a rather resilient tight little
    bikini -
    they're a bastard to get off - hah

    not a problem.

    time is on my side.

    Until some woman garottes you with a bikini string


    the longer i live, the more women suffer.



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  • From Pollywolly@pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 11:20:21
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes


    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message news:8q01gv0dc1hp1j08lsgcldmrvi7vdi6u4p@4ax.com...
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:11:00 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdpctl$cfh$2@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:20:15 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
    some men are. some women are bimbos.
    All men are - if you pretend to be a bimbo. Giggle and smile a lot,
    flip
    your hair a little and look at them coyly - they're putty.
    if there's sex involved, men will go along with the charade.
    They go along with it, even when they know they have no chance. Men are >easily controlled.

    i go along with it. if the women refuses to put out, i just rape her and
    then strangle her to death.

    women are so easy to kill. much easier than men. men think they ought to
    be
    able to prevent it. but of course no one can escape me.

    i am God.

    and i hate you.

    Why?


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  • From Keith E.@i.m.knot@aol.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 01:49:12
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    Mon, 30 Jun 2003 19:14:36 +1000 was a day just like any other,
    until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:


    "Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message >news:003a087996d2a0d1ee5273b91fa877bd@news.1usenet.com...
    Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:55:44 +1000 was a day just like any other,
    until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:

    If anything it's more practical to have men as fuck toys. Women
    can
    run
    the
    world without those idiots interfering.

    Shit, women can even run into the store for a six pack without
    getting sidetracked.

    I know

    But they usually gotta bring a man along to do it.

    Nice retraction - too bad you haven't retracted enough <shackle> - you're >> >mine to do what I will with.

    I ain't holding any fuckin' purse while you shop.

    Of course not - the purse and all the money is mine - you'll carry the >shopping *tugs on Keith's leash*

    <knocks Polly out>

    <grabs money>

    <walks off whistling>

    --
    Keith E.
    Excrementum casus
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 03:01:29
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    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:58:03 +1000, Pollywolly hurled <bdh0uv$oka$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 17 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    Cooking ain't rocket science. Washing dishes might be, though.
    Show us how to do that.

    Ever heard of a dishwasher? Read the instruction book

    DISHWASHER INSTRUCTIONS

    1. Yell "do the dishes, wench!"

    2. Observe effect. Repeat once, if necessary.

    3. If dishes aren't clean, beat dishwasher until task is
    completed.

    No wonder you're single Keith

    reluctant dishwashers can't take much of a beating

    ..and women that know their role are hard to find

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 03:02:14
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:25:40 +1000, Pollywolly hurled <bdjqf7$57j$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 33 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message >news:l6fofvc08k15io35di4ibsmbf4q4q950ft@4ax.com...
    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:57:32 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >> wrote in message <bdh0u0$ojv$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    Not really - you wouldn't exist if it wasn't for a female
    So, you'd be here without men?
    I think I mentioned in another post that scientists are proving that
    it
    is possible
    Hell, I don't care. I just want to keep enough fertile females
    around to have breeding stock. The rest get sterilized and
    become fuck toys.
    If anything it's more practical to have men as fuck toys. Women can run >the
    world without those idiots interfering.

    we're stronger therefore we can easily restrain women who want to usurp
    our
    role.

    You don't necessarily have to be physically stronger than someone to >manipulate them

    yeah.. we make 'em believe they control us when they bat their lashes

    ..keeps us in a never-ending supply of blowjobs

    nature favours the stronger. tough luck, huh?

    Fortune favours the brave - shove your cliches up your arse

    women are rape fodder.

    Men are so easy to control

    ..see what ya think the next time yer bobbing yer head

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 03:02:45
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 18:29:19 +0200, Jesus hurled <ghfrfvo5re4cs0h7bgkn0vak21sj877u83@4ax.com> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 31 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:23:00 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >wrote in message <bdjqa7$4vu$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> wrote in message
    "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
    Not really - you wouldn't exist if it wasn't for a female
    So, you'd be here without men?
    I think I mentioned in another post that scientists are proving that >>it is possible
    Hell, I don't care. I just want to keep enough fertile females
    around to have breeding stock. The rest get sterilized and
    become fuck toys.
    If anything it's more practical to have men as fuck toys. Women can run >>> the world without those idiots interfering.
    it is nonsense that there would be no war if women ran the countries - we >>> would have a new war every month....
    That's not true - we'd all sit around and cry and sulk and eat chocolate

    nobody should be in charge. people are not qualified to wield power.

    only God is.

    vote for me.

    in the bikini open.

    could be tough.. Keith weighed-in under 300lbs

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 03:25:15
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:20:15 +1000, Pollywolly hurled <bdm0f2$p8c$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 24 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    women are rape fodder.
    Men are so easy to control

    some men are. some women are bimbos.

    All men are - if you pretend to be a bimbo. Giggle and smile a lot, flip >your hair a little and look at them coyly - they're putty.

    ..that's when we're at our hardest

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 03:30:11
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:20:45 +1000, Pollywolly hurled <bdm0g0$p8p$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 27 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message >news:dcbrfvgitj67rhf9eh1cefue8aeetd2vd7@4ax.com...
    On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:26:28 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >> wrote in message <bdjqgn$58m$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:58:03 +1000, "Pollywolly" ><pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
    Cooking ain't rocket science. Washing dishes might be, though.
    Show us how to do that.
    Ever heard of a dishwasher? Read the instruction book
    DISHWASHER INSTRUCTIONS
    1. Yell "do the dishes, wench!"
    2. Observe effect. Repeat once, if necessary.
    3. If dishes aren't clean, beat dishwasher until task is
    completed.
    No wonder you're single Keith
    men are like this.
    Not the ones I've met - in fact they like to join in when there's suds
    involved :-)

    yer a dirty little whore, aren't you?

    I have a bath with soap and water every day - there's nothing dirty about >that

    you could change the water more than once a month..

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From Jesus@jesus@heaven.universe to alt.tasteless.jokes on Wednesday, July 02, 2003 02:12:45
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Tue, 1 Jul 2003 11:19:39 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
    wrote in message <bdqnjj$adh$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:09:59 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:22:33 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    it is nonsense that there would be no war if women ran the >>>>>>>>countries -
    we would have a new war every month....
    That's not true - we'd all sit around and cry and sulk and eat >>>>>>>chocolate
    nobody should be in charge. people are not qualified to wield power. >>>>>>only God is.
    vote for me.
    in the bikini open.
    I don't think there's gonna be any bikinis opening for you
    i love it when women wear bikinis... makes them so easy to rape.
    rip off and rape.
    That's when you do double bows on a rather resilient tight little
    bikini - they're a bastard to get off - hah
    not a problem.
    time is on my side.
    the longer i live, the more women suffer.
    Until some woman garottes you with a bikini string

    they love me. they enjoy what i do to them.

    --
    Be smart, do as I say - it will save your soul.
    *******************************
    Read the Official atj FAQ here:
    http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
    *******************************
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  • From Jesus@jesus@heaven.universe to alt.tasteless.jokes on Wednesday, July 02, 2003 02:12:57
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Tue, 1 Jul 2003 11:20:21 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
    wrote in message <bdqnl0$aeo$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:11:00 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:20:15 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    some men are. some women are bimbos.
    All men are - if you pretend to be a bimbo. Giggle and smile a lot, >>>>>flip your hair a little and look at them coyly - they're putty.
    if there's sex involved, men will go along with the charade.
    They go along with it, even when they know they have no chance. Men are >>>easily controlled.
    i go along with it. if the women refuses to put out, i just rape her and >>then strangle her to death.
    women are so easy to kill. much easier than men. men think they ought to
    be able to prevent it. but of course no one can escape me.
    i am God.
    and i hate you.
    Why?

    i'm working through my feelings with my therapist.

    but i hate him too.

    --
    Be smart, do as I say - it will save your soul.
    *******************************
    Read the Official atj FAQ here:
    http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
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  • From Jesus@jesus@heaven.universe to alt.tasteless.jokes on Wednesday, July 02, 2003 02:12:52
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 03:02:45 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com>
    wrote in message <jhj2gv8p5il1mab88fgqhecrijcl83qeul@4ax.com>:
    On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 18:29:19 +0200, Jesus hurled ><ghfrfvo5re4cs0h7bgkn0vak21sj877u83@4ax.com> into the abyss of >alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
    society with 31 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
    On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:23:00 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>"marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> wrote in message
    "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
    Not really - you wouldn't exist if it wasn't for a female
    So, you'd be here without men?
    I think I mentioned in another post that scientists are proving that >>>>>>>it is possible
    Hell, I don't care. I just want to keep enough fertile females >>>>>>around to have breeding stock. The rest get sterilized and
    become fuck toys.
    If anything it's more practical to have men as fuck toys. Women can run >>>>the world without those idiots interfering.
    it is nonsense that there would be no war if women ran the countries - we >>>>would have a new war every month....
    That's not true - we'd all sit around and cry and sulk and eat chocolate >>nobody should be in charge. people are not qualified to wield power.
    only God is.
    vote for me.
    in the bikini open.
    could be tough.. Keith weighed-in under 300lbs

    quick! hand me a harpoon gun. I want to feed the masses again.

    --
    Be smart, do as I say - it will save your soul.
    *******************************
    Read the Official atj FAQ here:
    http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
    *******************************
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  • From Keith E.@i.m.knot@aol.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Wednesday, July 02, 2003 01:50:16
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    Tue, 01 Jul 2003 03:02:45 -0600 was a day just like any other,
    until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:

    On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 18:29:19 +0200, Jesus hurled ><ghfrfvo5re4cs0h7bgkn0vak21sj877u83@4ax.com> into the abyss of >alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
    society with 31 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:23:00 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>wrote in message <bdjqa7$4vu$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> wrote in message
    "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
    Not really - you wouldn't exist if it wasn't for a female
    So, you'd be here without men?
    I think I mentioned in another post that scientists are proving that >>>it is possible
    Hell, I don't care. I just want to keep enough fertile females
    around to have breeding stock. The rest get sterilized and
    become fuck toys.
    If anything it's more practical to have men as fuck toys. Women can run >>>> the world without those idiots interfering.
    it is nonsense that there would be no war if women ran the countries - we >>>> would have a new war every month....
    That's not true - we'd all sit around and cry and sulk and eat chocolate

    nobody should be in charge. people are not qualified to wield power.

    only God is.

    vote for me.

    in the bikini open.

    could be tough.. Keith weighed-in under 300lbs

    That's a dirty lie!!!

    --
    Keith E.
    Excrementum casus
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