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  • Re: Harry Potter and the Order Of The Pheonix

    From Pollywolly@pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 11:23:19
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    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message news:i611gvcqrc52b6fin46fdes1m6dto4msl4@4ax.com...
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:13:59 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdpd2u$cia$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:24:16 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
    i wonder if Emma Watson will take a load from Daniel Radcliffe. >>>>>What about the redhead guy? Rupert someone or other?
    Rupert Grint.
    unfortunately he has looks that pass for a child actor but I doubt he >>>>will
    succeed as an adult actor. but I'm sure he will do fine in the fast
    food
    industry.
    Would you like fries with that?
    no, just the burger thanks.
    Emma will do well in the porn industry.
    She does have a big mouth
    and she'll have a huge twat too.
    Daniel will make an excellent truck driver.
    Too scrawny - he looks like he'll be scrawny for life
    boys grow up. he has looks to rival Hugh Grant.
    That's not saying much

    I'm sure in a few years time, he'll be ready to start cruising for whores.

    Lol


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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 03:01:05
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    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:42:12 +1000, Pollywolly hurled <bdh018$nk6$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 15 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    "Return of Pollywolly" <monkey@thezoo.com> wrote in message >news:3efb0004$0$30818$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...

    "NEW YORK MAILMAN" <newyorkmailman@aol.com> wrote in message
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    Actually, I haven't read any of the books. I did see the 2 movies, but
    just
    haven't had the time to sit down to read a book.

    Say, I could easily fuck one of you academic types...

    That's true - I find people stupider than me fun

    you must be bored outta yer friggin mind!

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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