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    From Pollywolly@pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 11:23:58
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    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message news:k911gvkm0ke0lsg0k0nudsmlq3fhui5ejt@4ax.com...
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:15:39 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdpd61$coh$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:38:07 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
    shelly is famous in modern mathematics for her discovery that "three >>>>>into one will go"!
    what is 1 / infinity?
    lim 1 / x (as x -> infinity) >>><-----------------------------------------zero - the chances you have
    of
    making three go into one
    well i've fucked women in all their holes. but i've never been in a 3
    men
    on 1 women situation.
    Maybe you should try it

    i'd rather have 3 women.

    this is pre-calculus.
    I see you haven't moved onto actual calculus yet.
    it was fun at the time. but i have never needed to use the higher maths
    i
    learned.
    Neither have I to be honest
    earning money is not egg-head science.
    Bah - marry or sleep with someone rich

    that's how women think.

    It seems to work


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  • From Jesus@jesus@heaven.universe to alt.tasteless.jokes on Wednesday, July 02, 2003 02:13:27
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    On Tue, 1 Jul 2003 11:23:58 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
    wrote in message <bdqnrm$ai0$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:15:39 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:38:07 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    shelly is famous in modern mathematics for her discovery that "three >>>>>>>into one will go"!
    what is 1 / infinity?
    lim 1 / x (as x -> infinity) >>>>><-----------------------------------------zero - the chances you have >>>>>of making three go into one
    well i've fucked women in all their holes. but i've never been in a 3 >>>>men on 1 women situation.
    Maybe you should try it
    i'd rather have 3 women.
    this is pre-calculus.
    I see you haven't moved onto actual calculus yet.
    it was fun at the time. but i have never needed to use the higher maths >>>>i learned.
    Neither have I to be honest
    earning money is not egg-head science.
    Bah - marry or sleep with someone rich
    that's how women think.
    It seems to work

    and those women are the first to look down their noses at whores, while they drive by in their mercedes SLK that hubby paid for.

    i can't tell you how many Cape Town women I have spoken to whom I've asked
    what they do for a living only to be told that they are mommies. so they
    think that just because they've pushed out some babies, that they can sponge off a man for the rest of their lives.

    some of these women were divorced too and the only reason they'd marry again
    is if the new husband was richer than their ex. in south africa, if a
    divorced woman remarries, she loses maintenance.

    i'd sooner pay a whore to suck my cock and know that that is all i am going
    to pay than marry some bitch who will suck the blood from my veins for the
    rest of her natural existence. or until i have her killed.

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