• [GCFL] Eye Surgery

    From gcfl-info@gcfl-info@gcfl.net (GCFL) to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 00:02:02
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye
    surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk..
    "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery
    yesterday," she complained.

    The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I assure
    you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing,"
    he said. "Why do you think it was taken here?"

    "After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was
    cheap-looking and ugly."

    "I think" explained the surgeon gently, "that means your
    cataract operation was a success."

    Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth of GCF.

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