From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes
While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye
surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk..
"Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery
yesterday," she complained.
The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. "I assure
you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing,"
he said. "Why do you think it was taken here?"
"After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was
cheap-looking and ugly."
"I think" explained the surgeon gently, "that means your
cataract operation was a success."
Received from Thomas S. Ellsworth of GCF.
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