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  • Re: One third (of Aussies) live life stoned

    From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 02:55:53
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    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 07:24:05 +1200, Pop Eye hurled <rNHKa.52100$JA5.926877@news.xtra.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 67 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    : Animal 'fart tax' puts wind up New Zealand farmers
    :
    : Copyright 2003 by Agence France-Presse

    : Now the country is attempting to clear the air by introducing a levy on
    : pungent emissions by mid-2004.

    ka'shit'a can pay hers directly

    btw.... such a tax will never happen.... though govt did legalise hooking >night b4 last, got to get them back to work on the marijuana legislation now.

    if they required hookers to wear wool coats, legalized marijuana for men, and then taxed the hell out of prostitution.. NZ would become a superpower overnight

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 03:00:26
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    On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 20:12:33 -0800, Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) hurled <bvgnfvg19qjvev3p2rooq9s8i1vhhh2n7c@4ax.com> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 36 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:10:38 -0600, "-ES-|-M-"
    <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:

    On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 00:03:18 +0200, Jesus hurled >><2ojbfvktu749vuiun5brupku20nebmfr3h@4ax.com> into the abyss of >>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
    society with 48 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    http://makeashorterlink.com/?X10B25205 >>>http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6625630%255E13762,00.html

    One third live life stoned
    By Kelly Ryan
    June 20, 2003

    A THIRD of Australians cruise through life stoned. A study shows 27 per cent >>>rely on drugs or drink risky levels of alcohol for their mental well-being. >>>***

    I wonder how NZ fares? <eg>

    They say this tax is to 'help protect the ozone layer'.. but everyone knows >>that for NZ, it's strictly a pleasure tax:


    Just yesterday, the NZ parliament legalized brothels. They will still
    be known as "ranches", however, and the "ladies" will still have to
    pay the annual methane tax.

    kiwi men would pay more to light the 'ladies' farts than sleep with 'em..

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 03:01:15
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    On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:45:42 +1000, Pollywolly hurled <bdh07q$nvi$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 78 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    btw.... such a tax will never happen.... though govt did legalise hooking
    night b4 last,
    got to get them back to work on the marijuana legislation now.

    Then your life would be completely legal droll - wouldn't that be boring?

    the only way his life would get boring is if they legalized bestiality..

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
    --- Synchronet 3.18b-Win32 NewsLink 1.113