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On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:04:06 +0200, Jesus hurled <j40mfv0l0a2ls35lmme85np0eo91n1agfr@4ax.com> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 36 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:11:07 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com>
wrote in message <h5llfv0d0qi7n85cloeh3bi3n5rj9bljdr@4ax.com>:

On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 00:20:34 +0200, Jesus hurled >><1tacfvsfhn6f8aingf9bttsr4l4t94ggec@4ax.com> into the abyss of >>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
society with 25 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 14:36:45 -0700, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote in message >>><3ef622a8_6@corp.newsgroups.com>:

"David Wright" <wright@clam.prodigy.net> wrote in message >>>>news:1ckJa.3036$qJ.1937@newssvr31.news.prodigy.com

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

I don't eat anywhere near that much.

He means ALL americans put together!! jeez

I don't think all Americans would fit on 18 acres, much less gather >>>>>> around the rim of a pizza that size.

Not to mention the difficulties of getting them to all agree on what >>>>> time to have dinner. I think we'd have to have lots of small tables, >>>>> with a pizza on each one. About 300,000 tables should be enough. Be >>>>> sure to get a reservation.

Now that you mention it, try to get that many people to agree on what >>>>toppings they'll order on that 18-acre pizza.
There'll always be one vegetarian to fuck it all up for everybody. >>>slaughter them and add them to the toppings.

'Motel Hell' is a _great_ cannibal-type flick. Came out about fifteen years >>ago in the States
..a Capetown video store should have it in the New Release section

we have no scruples, ethics or morality here. we pirate everything and
supply the rest of Africa.

..the internet will never be tamed

chaos fuels its madness

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On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 03:01:47 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com>
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On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:04:06 +0200, Jesus hurled ><j40mfv0l0a2ls35lmme85np0eo91n1agfr@4ax.com> into the abyss of >alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
society with 36 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:11:07 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com>

On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 00:20:34 +0200, Jesus hurled >>><1tacfvsfhn6f8aingf9bttsr4l4t94ggec@4ax.com> into the abyss of >>>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
society with 25 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 14:36:45 -0700, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote in message

"David Wright" <wright@clam.prodigy.net> wrote in message

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

I don't eat anywhere near that much.

He means ALL americans put together!! jeez

I don't think all Americans would fit on 18 acres, much less gather >>>>>>> around the rim of a pizza that size.

Not to mention the difficulties of getting them to all agree on what >>>>>> time to have dinner. I think we'd have to have lots of small tables, >>>>>> with a pizza on each one. About 300,000 tables should be enough. Be >>>>>> sure to get a reservation.

Now that you mention it, try to get that many people to agree on what >>>>>toppings they'll order on that 18-acre pizza.
There'll always be one vegetarian to fuck it all up for everybody. >>>>slaughter them and add them to the toppings.

'Motel Hell' is a _great_ cannibal-type flick. Came out about fifteen years >>>ago in the States
..a Capetown video store should have it in the New Release section

we have no scruples, ethics or morality here. we pirate everything and >>supply the rest of Africa.

..the internet will never be tamed
chaos fuels its madness

when you ride into town, always shoot the sheriff first.

then rape the women and ride off on the horses.

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