• Commodore dreams (long)?

    From panks@panks@sdf.lonestar.org (Paul Allen Panks) to comp.sys.cbm on Monday, July 14, 2003 09:31:27
    From Newsgroup: comp.sys.cbm

    Date: 2002-11-12 15:56:55 PST


    It's very rare to have several cool dreams in succession, but that's
    what happened last night!

    In the first dream, I was a witness (in a ghostly sense) to a serial
    killer's heightened killing spree that took place over parts of
    Arizona, Nevada, Colorado and Utah. The dream was very strange in that
    I was both a ghost and a person following this guy, able to walk
    around and observe his actions as the FBI, DPS and other agencies
    conducted a widespread manhunt. At points in which he would be
    killing, drums would beat and strange music would play while light
    would intermingle with the darkness. Blood and body parts would float
    from the killer's paint tray (those metal things that hold rollers for
    painting walls) across the sidewalk and into the street. At one
    juncture, I followed the serial killer to a community of cottages
    nestled in a dark and forboding forest of trees. The only lights were
    that of the moon and the lights inside each individual cottage. At
    another point in my 1st dream, the serial killer opened up a kiosk at
    a mall to show off his paintings and native american style artwork. As
    this scene progressed, he talked to people walking by about passivism
    and the hopi tribes of the southwest. Then the DPS arrived and as they
    did, strange music would play and drums would beat. They arrived from
    both east and west portions of the mall, shooting at this guy's area
    ad spraying bullets as helpless people would dive out of the way and
    the killer would shoot back. I had to duck out of the way to avoid
    both the killer and the DPS from shooting me to death. The dream ended
    abruptly with no conclusion and plenty of lingering questions. Who was
    this guy? Was I a ghost, a victim of this murderer, chained to watch
    his life until the end or some sort of resolution?

    In my second dream, Willem Dafoe was the CEO of a large corporation,
    but was being voted out by the board of directors (oddly like the
    recent "Spiderman" movie). Well anyway, he started plotting revenge
    against the people and the company, and at one point plotted to
    destroy the former building in which he worked. In this second dream,
    I was a P.I. attempting to stop him. In one scene, he was standing
    with his arms to either side, like as Jesus might have done while
    being crucified, and he said (as the building was blowing up below
    him), "I walk free...". The building then collapsed, right as an
    Apache helicopter whisked me away to safety, and he fell into the
    smoldering debris below. End of dream. No real resolution, but a cool
    ending nonetheless!

    In my third dream, I was planning to drive to Las Vegas when my car
    stalled along the highway. Just when I thought all hope was lost, a
    group of native american joggers arrived and started pushing my car as
    I started it and drove away. But the faster I drove, the faster they
    ran, and they all had smiled on their faces! It seemed very evil, but
    it was kinda cool too! And then I somehow ended up in my parents
    neighborhood back at home (in Paradise Valley), except that it wasn't
    it P.V. -- it was in Cottonwood! The dream ended with some kid with
    white hair coming out of the garage and playing with some remote
    controlled car as his mom (?) stirred macaroni and cheese in a big
    white bowl while also talking on the telephone and (?) smoking a
    cigarette? Anyway, the dream ended as I drove on down the street,
    going through all the street lights and stop signs along the way,
    while avoiding on coming traffic and narrowly avoiding running into a
    police car. Strange thing was, he (or she?) did nothing as I raced on
    down the street (strangely near Nana's house) towards Las Vegas. Then
    the dream ended. No resolution, but kind of a funny ending anyway.

    In my fourth dream, I walked into an all "1980's" store with
    everything from the 1980's in it -- video games, computers, music,
    toys, games, board games, clothes -- you name it, it was "Everything
    80's"! Anyway, I strolled on down towards the computer section and
    found several computers -- a Commodore 64 and a 128, a Vic-20, a
    TRS-80, an Apple II and an IBM PC Jr. But I didn't see an Atari or a
    VCS or anything like that (maybe it was on the other side of this
    row?). Anyway, I noticed a box full of Maxell floppy disks, and peeked
    inside -- only to find just about every single disk I had owned as I
    child inside! Except that these were all of my programming disks
    inside, including the elusive and lost "WestFront to Apse" game I
    wrote on the Commodore 128 about eight years ago (you know, the one
    with the "Westfront" sprite, the "3-d" map sprite, the "Interior
    Surface Maps" of the tavern and armor shop, set in Norway and Oslo,
    with Smurf village, "Mordimar", and a few weapons and armor names I
    borrowed from Phantasy Star 2 (i.e. Sword of Ang, etc.). Anyways, I
    took all of these disks up to the counter and asked how much it was.
    The guy shrugged and just said, "Take it." So I smiled and walked out
    with all of my lost disks. But when I ran the "WestFront to Apse" disk
    on a Commodore 64 I found at a SEARS store nearby, the disk directory
    would display utter junk like the following:

    2A WESTFRONT WF
    3 START PRG
    267 INTRODUCTION PRG
    384 7 TO 4980 PRG
    7 DUNRIC SEQ
    214 ORIGINAL PRG
    " Tavern GFDHHTR fdGDFGGFDSFD Jokey smurf
    265 FOR X=1 TO 2000: NEXT SYSTAN FUCK VIRUS SHIT
    665465465465476dsgfdfdggfd fgfdgf
    28 blocks free.

    Pages and pages of the disk directory had alterating portions of what
    was on the disk and the "WestFront to Apse" game! It was like parts of
    the disk directory was overwritten with BASIC code from my game! The
    other weird thing was the alternating pages of gibberish, bad words,
    virus complaints, and BASIC
    language syntax intermixed together (like a Commodore 64 Machine
    Language program had been interrupted while loading and you tried to
    LIST the program).

    Anyways, I somehow ran into Jim Butterfield (the noted Commodore guru)
    at SEARS while he was looking at stereo systems with another noted
    Commodore guru (but I forgot his name). I asked Jim to come over and
    look at this disk directory, and so he did, along with his friend.

    Mr. Butterfield explained that parts of the game had been somehow
    written to the Track 18 portions of the disk directory. When I asked
    him how this might be, he said that it was because I used
    "SAVE-WITH-REPLACE" so many times that it altered the layout of the
    disk contents. I told him I used SAVE-WITH-REPLACE every single time I
    saved stuff to disk, and he smirked, and then said, "Let us have a
    look at this disk, and we can restore it's contents to working order."

    I gladly gave him the disk and went back home. In a few weeks, he sent
    me the disk back in the mail, along with a backup copy and the
    original "fucked up" disk. He said in a note that he had fixed "the
    problem" and noted that "you should really make backup copies". He
    explained the faults with SAVE-WITH-REPLACE and suggested that I
    "start using a real programming language" or words to that effect.

    Anyways, I tried to use Omni-clone to copy the original disk to a
    blank floppy, and the program said that the blank floppy had the virus
    "Effe64 clown re Russia" or something like that. Part of the words
    were written in some obscure Russian dialect, but even the Commodore
    64 knew the disk had a Windows XP-class virus! Strange...anyway, I
    tried coping the same disk to another blank floppy, and two successful READ-WRITEs into the process, Omni-clone cleared the screen and
    said,"There is not enough memory to complete this operation. Please
    turn off the 64 and try again."

    So I was pretty desperate now, and so I flipped through my collection
    of disks and found a Red colored "Fuji-Film" disk that was brand new
    and never used. Just as I was about to use it, a representative from
    Fuji-Film suddenly appeared and said that their disks were "defective"
    and not to use them. He showed me a "slit" in the disk I was using,
    and explained that Fuji-Film used an "Extraterrestrial" process to
    coat the disk to the "white paperish layer" inside the disk jacket. He
    also mentioned that Fuji-Film disks failed after several years of use,
    and then suddenly was vaporized into thin air by smoke (?) from the
    window. Strange.

    Anyway, Jim Butterfield called me up and asked me how things were
    going, and I complained that I couldn't copy the disk. He said he'd be
    right over, and in about 30 seconds he walked into my living room with
    another disk and a "walk-through" for my game that he and his buddy
    had played at length that he also forgot to mail to me. The
    walkthrough was five folded up sheets of 8" by 11" paper with pen
    markings and "Spiderman" logos drawn on them, in addition to "In Sync"
    and "snakes" he had drawn with playing Pitfall on the Atari. But there
    was also directions on how to finish the game, and on what cities to
    visit. This all for a text adventure!

    He gave me the disk and showed me the directory on the Commodore 128.
    It had about 18 files, and everything was normal. It even had 28
    blocks free! Anyway, he copied this disk successfully on Omni-Clone
    and gave me a second copy. He then waved to me and the dream ended.

    In the fifth dream I had, I was flying through the air in my
    neighborhood and noticed that my new collection of disks that Jim
    Butterfield had given me was laying in the next door neighbor's yard!
    I then "jumped" around like on a "Pogo" stick and collected each disk
    one by one, as I hopped high in the air with each disk I collected. I
    then "flew up" towards a palm tree and saw a cat in it, and rescued
    it. Somehow I flung the cat over the next door neighbor's fence and
    into the swimming pool, where it turned (?) into an alligator and swam
    around. Anyway, I then collected all of the disks and placed them on a
    bench outside of my parent's house. The dream then ended.

    In my sixth dream, I was working at a Bakery in Phoenix, Arizona for
    this guy named "Cleo". He owned the bakery and I was in charge of
    helping him stock shelves, cook the food, and serve customers. The
    store was fairly small, with a glass partition and window near the
    front door. You could see clearly through the front of both the door
    and the windows to the outside near the street. As we were baking
    cakes and serving customers, two hispanic (?) teenagers approached the
    class and started making suspicious movements and hiding what appeared
    to be guns behind their backs. One of the teenagers (who couldn't have
    been older than 15 or 16) flashed his two silver gloc-9mm pistols in a crisscross fashion across his chest, and then pointed in mockingly at
    the window. The strange thing was, the "clear" windows became murky at
    this point and we were unable to ascertain the ethnicity or gender of
    the suspects outside.

    Cleo, who had been baking a cake, pulled out a sawed off shotgun from
    behind the counter and blasted one of the teenager suspects through
    the window (??), right as he was about to shoot at Cleo. I then
    grabbed a pistol (?) from behind the cash register and aimed it at one
    of the suspects. However, just as I was about the shoot the suspect,
    the suspect pointed the gun underneath his chin and pulled the
    trigger. He flew several feet backward and then died. The suspect had
    committed suicide. I then shot two bullets through the window to make
    sure he was dead.

    About ten minutes later, Cleo put a sign up in the Window of our
    Bakery that stated:

    "Ceo Meo.
    Cleo's Bakery."

    Anyway, Patty Kirkpatrick from news channel 3 arrived and started
    interviewing us to see if this was a criminal matter. She interviewed
    Cleo and he told her that the hispanic (or who he assumed to be
    hispanic) teenagers flashed what appeared to be gloc-9's at him
    through his window and he shot the teenagers in self defense. I then
    explained to Patty that I also fired to bullets in self defense from
    my pistol, except that it didn't hit anyone and that one of the
    teenagers had shot himself. Cleo backed my story up, as did security
    cameras that Patty also viewed. The police arrived and interviewed us,
    and I was allowed to play with a remote controlled car while Cleo
    talked with the police. They eventually decided (from our testimony
    and from viewing the security cameras) that the hispanic teenagers had
    acted dangerously and that Cleo was right in shooting them in self
    defense with his sawed off shotgun. The dream then ended.

    Pretty cool.

    Regards,

    Paul Panks
    dunric@yahoo.com
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  • From Wolfgang Moser@wnah@d81.de to comp.sys.cbm on Monday, July 14, 2003 19:45:10
    From Newsgroup: comp.sys.cbm

    Paul Allen Panks wrote:
    [snipped out]
    booooooring....


    Womo

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  • From Riccardo Rubini@rrubini@tmicha.net to comp.sys.cbm on Monday, July 14, 2003 20:33:44
    From Newsgroup: comp.sys.cbm

    Paul Allen Panks wrote:
    Date: 2002-11-12 15:56:55 PST


    It's very rare to have several cool dreams in succession, but that's
    what happened last night!

    That's incredible! Man, has anybody ever told you not to abuse Pizza with peperoni ?

    In the first dream, I was a witness (in a ghostly sense) to a serial
    killer's heightened killing spree that took place over parts of
    Arizona, Nevada, Colorado and Utah.

    [sadness and boredom snipped]

    Shall I wait longer before finding something Commodore related?

    In my second dream, Willem Dafoe was the CEO of a large corporation,
    but was being voted out by the board of directors (oddly like the
    recent "Spiderman" movie).

    Oh my god, how original you are! And, tell me, you also dreamed David
    Duchovny playing the FBI agent ?

    In one scene, he was standing
    with his arms to either side, like as Jesus might have done while
    being crucified, and he said (as the building was blowing up below
    him), "I walk free...".

    Probably he just won his fight against constipation.

    Second dream and still nothing about Commodore computers, but only Dafoe
    taking a crap...Bah...

    In my third dream, I was planning to drive to Las Vegas when my car
    stalled along the highway. Just when I thought all hope was lost, a

    and we all were hoping so...

    group of native american joggers arrived and started pushing my car as
    I started it and drove away.

    f*@kers!!!

    But the faster I drove, the faster they ran, and they all had smiled on
    their faces!

    Probably the native joggers were high on crack and couldn't feel the
    fatigue. Probably you were stoned too before going to bed...Or both.

    In my fourth dream, I walked into an all "1980's" store with
    everything from the 1980's in it

    Then Michael Jackson appeared completely covered in 5.25" Maxell floppy
    disks and started grabbing his crotch...

    2A WESTFRONT WF
    3 START PRG
    267 INTRODUCTION PRG
    384 7 TO 4980 PRG
    7 DUNRIC SEQ
    214 ORIGINAL PRG
    " Tavern GFDHHTR fdGDFGGFDSFD Jokey smurf
    265 FOR X=1 TO 2000: NEXT SYSTAN FUCK VIRUS SHIT
    665465465465476dsgfdfdggfd fgfdgf
    28 blocks free.

    You do remember the whole directory off of a dream ? Dunno why, but I start
    to get the idea this shit you write is fabricated !

    Anyways, I somehow ran into Jim Butterfield (the noted Commodore guru)
    at SEARS while he was looking at stereo systems with another noted
    Commodore guru (but I forgot his name).

    It was Joseph Rose.

    I gladly gave him the disk and went back home. In a few weeks, he sent
    me the disk back in the mail, along with a backup copy and the
    original "fucked up" disk.

    So you've been sleeping for a whole week or what ?

    He said in a note that he had fixed "the
    problem" and noted that "you should really make backup copies". He

    Yes, you should really make backup copies, Paul. You should have also made a backup copy of your brain, before losing it. Too bad it's too late.

    [sadness and boredom snipped]

    In the fifth dream I had, I was flying through the air in my
    neighborhood and noticed that my new collection of disks that Jim
    Butterfield had given me was laying in the next door neighbor's yard!

    I would like to ask Jim how does it feel being the obsessive dream of a schizoid instead of Claudia Schiffer's or Demi Moore's.

    In my sixth dream, I was working at a Bakery in Phoenix, Arizona for
    this guy named "Cleo".

    Was he Jack Tramiel in disguise ?

    He owned the bakery and I was in charge of
    helping him stock shelves, cook the food, and serve customers.

    Now you're really trying to rule out Einstein's famous "The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible."
    quote.

    As we were baking
    cakes and serving customers, two hispanic (?) teenagers approached the
    class and started making suspicious movements and hiding what appeared
    to be guns behind their backs. One of the teenagers (who couldn't have
    been older than 15 or 16) flashed his two silver gloc-9mm pistols

    Man, you ought to get out of those wet clothes and jump into a dry Martini.

    Pretty cool.

    Yes indeed. I must say that I find your posts very educational. The minute
    you get loose in the newsgroup, I go to the library and read a book.

    Riccardo



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  • From Anders Carlsson@anders.carlsson@mds.mdh.se to comp.sys.cbm on Monday, July 14, 2003 22:58:12
    From Newsgroup: comp.sys.cbm

    "Riccardo Rubini" <rrubini@tmicha.net> writes:

    I would like to ask Jim how does it feel being the obsessive dream
    of a schizoid instead of Claudia Schiffer's or Demi Moore's.

    Maybe Jim compensates by dreaming of Claudia and Demi himself? ;-)

    --
    Anders Carlsson
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  • From Sam Gillett@samgillett@msn.com to comp.sys.cbm on Monday, July 14, 2003 23:14:31
    From Newsgroup: comp.sys.cbm


    Riccardo Rubini wrote ...

    Then Michael Jackson appeared completely covered in 5.25" Maxell floppy
    disks and started grabbing his crotch...

    No, that was Madonna, rubbing her crotch with a Fuji floppy disk. :-)

    Best regards,

    Sam Gillett aka Mars Probe @ Starship Intrepid 1-972-221-4088
    Last 8-bit BBS in the Dallas area. Commodore lives!





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  • From wildstar@wildstar128@hotmail.com to comp.sys.cbm on Monday, July 14, 2003 23:54:00
    From Newsgroup: comp.sys.cbm

    panks@sdf.lonestar.org (Paul Allen Panks) wrote in news:716436f6.0307140146.69885c54@posting.google.com:

    Date: 2002-11-12 15:56:55 PST


    It's very rare to have several cool dreams in succession, but
    that's what happened last night!

    [ Exiting the dream matrix ]

    Phew!!! I thought I would get lost in it or die of confusion.
    Has this been a declining moment of Paul Panks. Hey man, I know
    you had
    some tough times but are you getting lost.

    I know your adventure games were fine. I have a few of them.

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  • From Anders Carlsson@anders.carlsson@mds.mdh.se to comp.sys.cbm on Tuesday, July 15, 2003 07:50:19
    From Newsgroup: comp.sys.cbm

    "Sam Gillett" <samgillett@msn.com> writes:

    Then Michael Jackson appeared completely covered in 5.25" Maxell
    floppy disks and started grabbing his crotch...
    No, that was Madonna, rubbing her crotch with a Fuji floppy disk.

    Maybe a bra made of 5.25" disks where the nipples poked out through
    the hub rings?

    (hm, kinky idea - I'd better suggest it to some funky underwear designer)

    --
    Anders Carlsson
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  • From James Sill@sill@mcleod.net to comp.sys.cbm on Tuesday, July 15, 2003 03:34:19
    From Newsgroup: comp.sys.cbm

    Geez. No wonder the guys in rec.games.video.classic call him the "PAP
    Smear"...

    Sill


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  • From Riccardo Rubini@rrubini@tmicha.net to comp.sys.cbm on Tuesday, July 15, 2003 09:39:48
    From Newsgroup: comp.sys.cbm

    Anders Carlsson wrote:

    Maybe a bra made of 5.25" disks where the nipples poked out through
    the hub rings?

    LOL! Just look what he came up with! This is hardcore geek pr0n at its best. :-)

    Riccardo





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