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In article <
985638c8.0307250658.5d0891c7@posting.google.com>,
Roy V <
roystonvasey100@hotmail.com> wrote:
Hello everyone
I live in the UK, but will be visiting the US at Christmas time... I'm considering becoming a 'switcher'!
- if I pick up an American Powerbook G4 12" in the States, will the
operating system allow me to select British English as the system
language? Can I look forward to adjusting the "colours", not "colors"?
Well, now, you could adopt a technically simpler but socially more
radical solution and just become an American!
Imagine a whole new set of "switcher" commercials:
I'm Tony Blair. I used to run a small country off the coast of France.
When I was British I imagine I crashed on a weekly basis, sometimes
even every day. I'd go off for a foreign-policy victory tour, and a
prominent employee of my defence ministry would die. Or I'd be giving
a speech in Parliament and a backbencher from my own party would stand
up and say "Are you trying to tell us that your weapons of mass
destruction stories had any more factual basis than the tales of the
Brothers Grimm?" So I tried out being an American, and it was
astonishing! I'd be giving a speech to their toughest politicians, and
they'd interrupt me 17 times with standing ovations! I didn't have to
read users manuals to figure out how to address the second son of a
non-hereditary viscount; when I met an American I could just point and
say, "Hey, bud, how's it going?" and get a polite response on the
first try! And there are no difficult foreign languages to learn, or
much of *anything* to learn, for that matter... and you don't have to
install all sorts of complicated international agreements to invade other
countries! Catch me waving the Union Jack again? I don't think so!
--
David Sewell, University of Virginia
Charlottesville, VA USA
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