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Dear Ma and Pa,

This is great! I didn't read the subject first, so I was
surprised at the end. :-)




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Jimmy,

This is great! I didn't read the subject first, so I was
surprised at the end. :-)

Talk about putting the boys to shame. <G>

Daryl

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Dear Ma and Pa,

[...]

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers
get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

You loving daughter, Alice

I'm reading it as if Gomer Pyle write it home! (I still watch it, on Friday nights, just before Green Acres and a double shot of Hogan's Heros) then you
h it me with the sign-off Got me!

Did you hear about the new sitcom reboot with an all Hispanic cast?
The Juander Years

NBC is planning an old-fashioned sitcom about Abraham Lincoln.
It will be shot before a live audience.

Have you seen the new sitcom based around the sectarian Islamic takeover of
the city of brotherly love?
It's Always Suni In Philadelphia.

Can someone tell me the name of the 80s sitcom set in a bar with Ted Danson?

cheers,

Me

Q: What do you call a bad sitcom?
A: A sh*tcom.

A sitcom about Jesus...
Wouldn't make it past the Pilate episode!

"To alcohol! The cause of, & solution to, all man's problems!" --H. Simpson, 1997

& one of my fave Senifeld routines:

There are many things you can point to as proof that the human is not smart. But my personal favorite would have to be that we needed to invent the
helmet. What was happening, apparently, was that we were involved in a lot of activities that were cracking our heads. We chose not to avoid doing those activities but, instead, to come up with some sort of device to help us enjoy our head-cracking lifestyles. And even that didn’t work because not enough people were wearing them so we had to come up with the helmet law. Which is even stupider, the idea behind the helmet law being to preserve a brain whose judgment is so poor, it does not even try to avoid the cracking of the head it’s in.



Your friend,

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George,

I'm reading it as if Gomer Pyle write it home! (I still watch it, on Friday nights, just before Green Acres and a double shot of Hogan's
Heros) then you h it me with the sign-off Got me!

All the great TV shows were back then...it's all trash now. Yet, to
society today, it's the raunchier, the better.

Did you hear about the new sitcom reboot with an all Hispanic cast?
The Juander Years

If you have a Tex-Mex Emergency, Dial Nine Juan Juan.

NBC is planning an old-fashioned sitcom about Abraham Lincoln.
It will be shot before a live audience.

Only if they can a-Ford the theatre. <G>

Have you seen the new sitcom based around the sectarian Islamic
takeover of the city of brotherly love?
It's Always Suni In Philadelphia.

Except when it rains.

Can someone tell me the name of the 80s sitcom set in a bar with Ted Danson?

cheers,

Me

I was going to say "Taxi", but the meter was running.

Q: What do you call a bad sitcom?
A: A sh*tcom.

The sign on a McDonald's Restaurant looking for new staff..."Now
Hiring Smiling Faces For Afternoon $h!+$" (they forgot the F).

A sitcom about Jesus...
Wouldn't make it past the Pilate episode!

They're watching it on the Barabbas Network.

"To alcohol! The cause of, & solution to, all man's problems!" --H. Simpson, 1997

"Inflation Has Gone Up Over A Dollar A Quart"...and "Someone Left The
Cork Out Of My Lunch". - W.C. Fields

& one of my fave Senifeld routines:

They did one with Seinfeld, Billy Crystal, and someone else...a partial re-enactment of the classic "Who's On First?" routine.

Daryl

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All the great TV shows were back then...it's all trash now. Yet, to society today, it's the raunchier, the better.

Mostly, yup -- I find anything produced by Chuck Lorree is quality -- actual humour & the actors are all excellently versed in method acting (actually BECOMING the character they play)

I love the great character development & dialogue in: "The Big Bang Theory," "Mom," & "United States of Al" (the first 2 are series ended, but the latter one is brand new)

Any of his are well worth a binge watch. .

> GP> NBC is planning an old-fashioned sitcom about Abraham Lincoln.

It will be shot before a live audience.

Only if they can a-Ford the theatre. <G>

Nice!

Can someone tell me the name of the 80s sitcom set in a bar with Ted Danson?

cheers,

Me

I was going to say "Taxi", but the meter was running.

Taxi was Danny DeVito. . .

The sign on a McDonald's Restaurant looking for new staff..."Now
Hiring Smiling Faces For Afternoon $h!+$" (they forgot the F).

I have a photo of that sign somewhere on my HDD.

"Inflation Has Gone Up Over A Dollar A Quart"...and "Someone Left The
Cork Out Of My Lunch". - W.C. Fields

Fields had some goodies!

... Happy Hallowthanksmasnewyearvalentinepatrickeaster.

Got it, ow leave you alone until next year, as you've just done all your
cards?

Guess Who's playing at the arena tonight?
Who?
Yes!

Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving
I told him it's because they are stationary

In the store I saw some brightly coloured greeting cards that said, "I will always love only you "
They sold them in packs of 12.

They actually made a KFC movie on the Hallmark channel
It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl
play.

I’m an accountant for Hallmark... they throw me out of casinos now because
I’m a “professional card counter”.

As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
"You know, one would have been enough." (Juan would do it, eh?)

Your friend,

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