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Lab experiment
From
Mike Powell
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ALL
on Tuesday, June 04, 2024 09:43:00
Since I got chastised the other day for posting without a joke, here is one
I heard yesterday.
HER: Why were you in your labratory so much last week?
HIM: I was crossing a boomerang with a snake.
HER: Are you sure that was a good idea?
HIM: I am worried that it might come back to bite me.
Mike
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