Signs the Car You Just Bought is a Lemon

Good list! I'll have to keep it for whenever I buy a car (likely never)

My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery store
But I have no idea how to tell if a lemon is in a relationship or not
[It says vroom vroom?]

Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."

the sour notes singer: John Lemon

I don't know why people love lemons so much. Personally, I think they are sublime.

Kids: Hey dad, Don Lemon is interviewing Ice-T on TV!
Dad: Half Lemon, half Ice-T? Why didn't you just save time and say it was Arnold Palmer?
[or are you too south for this, being deep south, not just South?]

Q: Why is it better to smell roses and lemons than a pile of poop?
A: It’s just plain common scents.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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