From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 23:10:42 GMT, Douglas D. Anderson hurled <S94La.3116$8B.60@twister.nyroc.rr.com> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 9 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

It's been three weeks since Spitfire last posted, June 5...
He's either in prison, dead, or become a conservative
Christian and changed his ways, which reduces it to
two possibilities.

he's probably face down on the floor with a broken leg and two broken arms living off his recycled vomit.. but what do _they_ care?

M-

Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

"'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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