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  • Re: out shopping for the best

    From ╤≡S-|-M╨@mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 03:11:45
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    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:30:37 +1200, Not Again hurled <WZtLa.57263$JA5.1016376@news.xtra.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes,
    where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 25 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

    : Lady: "I'd like a pair of alligator shoes."
    : Clerk "What size shoe does your alligator wear?"

    I'd like an alligator sandwich...

    and make it snappy

    and you mentioned 'embarassing'..

    M-

    Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
    way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

    "'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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  • From Pale Rider@1kiwi@ekatahuna.pub to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 22:28:11
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes



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    Q. What has 4 legs and an arse at each end of its otherwise sluglike body?
    A. peter copeman

    I'd tell ya to go fuck yourself.....
    but I can see yer an expert


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