From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:30:37 +1200, Not Again hurled <WZtLa.57263$JA5.1016376@news.xtra.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes,
where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 25 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...

: Lady: "I'd like a pair of alligator shoes."
: Clerk "What size shoe does your alligator wear?"

I'd like an alligator sandwich...

and make it snappy

and you mentioned 'embarassing'..

M-

Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..

"'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
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Q. What has 4 legs and an arse at each end of its otherwise sluglike body?
A. peter copeman

I'd tell ya to go fuck yourself.....
but I can see yer an expert


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