From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

A woman went to her psychiatrist and said,
"Doctor, I want to talk to you about my husband-
he thinks he's a refrigerator."
"That's not so bad," said the doctor, "It's rather a
harmless complex."
"Perhaps- but he sleeps with his mouth open and
the light keeps me awake."


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