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Well You Asked

A market researcher called at a house and his
knock was answered by a young woman with three
small children running around her. He asked her
if she minded replying to his questions and she
agreed.

He asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-
Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among
their many products was Vaseline and she certainly
knew of that product.

When asked if she used it, the answer was "Yes."


Asked how she used it, she said, "To assist
sexual intercourse."

The interviewer was amazed. He said, "I always
ask that question because everyone uses our product
and they always say they use it for the child's
bicycle chain, or the gate hinge; but I know
that most use it for sexual intercourse. Since
you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly
how you use it?"

"Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the
kids out."

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