On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:17:06 +0200, Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe>
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 20:24:20 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>Sun, 29 Jun 2003 03:52:34 +0200 was a day just like any other,That's amazing. Your mother doesn't.
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:um, yes I do.
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 01:08:33 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>>Sat, 28 Jun 2003 18:29:09 +0200 was a day just like any other,HA! You don't even know who he is.
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:well considering that my Father created and owns this universe, I'm not sure
On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:44:52 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>>>>Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:05:34 +0200 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:You're lucky. Not everyone can point to a deadbeat dad with such >>>>>pride.
the world has always feared them.On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 19:19:23 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" >>>>>>>>>On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 01:18:33 +1000, "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> >>>>>>>>>>"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in messageSour bastards, ain't they.
the modern kraut is a weakling.It's hard to believe, but they did rule a pretty impressive chunk of >>>>>>>>>the planet, back in their day. That was back before they were all >>>>>>>>>commie homos.On Tue, 24 Jun 2003 13:33:41 -0400, "Greg Evans"y'mean that cowardly, gutless remanant of a people trampled all over and
<misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
Jesus wrote:Frog-bashing will NEVER go out of style, even after they are annexed
btw quick poll here...Be interesting to see how he feels about wearing it. Especially if it
if a French waiter came out to your table just as you >>>>>>>>>>> >> were finishing your meal and laughed and said:
a) ha ha ha monsieurs, i pissed in your cafe.
b) ha ha ha monsieurs, i masturbated into your cafe.
which choice would you take and why. please give reasons >>>>>>>>>>> >> in 50 words or less.
were just freshened up.
By the way, the French-bashing trend is *so* last-month. I say it's time
to start poking fun at that loser Southern Hemisphere.
by Germany. Again.
raped by the slavs - you jest...
they would have chewed up the Mongols, but the Mongols ran out of steam in
Hungary after Gengis Khan died. His sons fought with each other, just like
what happened to Alexander the Great's empire of Conquest.
Often the father accomplishes much and the sons fuck it all up.
I'm the exception.
that I get your drift.
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
:On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 12:21:43 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:46:30 +1000, "Pollywolly" >:><pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:: >this, "If he could lick himself, what else, really, would he do?" And >:>the answer is, "the very minimum necessary to live, to lick himself
You have unwittingly hit upon the single truth responsible forI don't like to blow my own horn.I doubt you're flexible enough to
everything that Homo Sapiens is today, and will be in the future. At >:>some point in our dark and distant past, some genetic mishap caused
one of our ancestors to lose the spinal flexibility required to lick
his own genitalia. That single mutation started us down the long >:>evolutionary road we still find ourselves on to this very day, since
it meant that he now needed someone else to lick his notty bits. Look >:>around you. Everything and everyone you see, is the result of that >:>singular event. Had it never happened, we simply would not exist.
Every good and noble thing that has ever come from the mind of man was >:>spurred by the basest of needs. Art, music, poetry, literature, love, >:>money, commerce, power, cooperation, law, democracy, even our very >:>concept of civilization, all started on that one day, when that
ancient ancestor realized that he could not do what others of his kind >:>could.
There have been innumerable theories that attempt to explain why we
are what we are, and how we got here, and it would appear, at first >:>glance, that my theory contradicts all those, but it doesn't. None of >:>those theories explain, or even address, the *proximate cause* that
not only made all of this possible, but made it *inevitable*.
If you doubt me, I would ask you to do this one thing: Think about
every man you have ever known, but with two important differences.
Remove him from the context of any "society", and then ask yourself
one more day". Eat, excrete, sleep, and nothing more. Would he think >:>and create and invent and innovate? No, he would not. He would have:you obviously have never tried crack cocaine.
no use for such things.
You can deny it, if it helps you sleep at night. You can imagine that
we are above such things, and we are. Not in defiance of that random >:>event, but because of it. For good or ill, that one event changed the >:>destiny of an entire planet. Some day, perhaps, an entire galaxy.
:trust me, it's better than any blowjob you could ever get and I have had >:the best blowjobs imaginable.
did you just use the word "imaginable" to describe your sex life?...<eg>..
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:50:50 +0200, Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe>
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 13:55:41 GMT, bogfern1@hotmail.com (Alan ) wrote in >>>On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 14:40:46 +0200, Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe>This reply is getting rather boring. At a loss for words?
fuck off loser.On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:15:28 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>>>>>>>>that's a waste. remember every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good. >>>>>>>>>>it is your sacred Catholic duty to reproduce.Apparently any you know, but you should get out from under your rock
all women are whores.I'm not a whoredon't give me that. all whores have condoms.I don't have anyI'm not Catholicyou are now. hand over your condoms.
now and then.
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:50:52 +0200, Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe>
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:07:50 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in messageWe're all trembling with fear.
careful. i might update my faq. you don't want that to happen.On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:16:44 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>>>"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in messageBalderdash
the atj dictionary was just updated with that word.Toilet does not equal Bjornyeah we guessed bjorn already.did you shit on it?Nope - I only do that in the toilet
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:50:51 +0200, Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe>
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:07:33 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in messageWouldn't it take several birds that size to satisfy your appetite?
i have bran for breakfast.On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:16:06 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>>>>>>just to let you know that i will be giving a full report to my friend >>>>>>>>when he gets back from vacation.Hmm you must be rather regular
they just pass through.I take it you're _very_ close friendsi gotta eat something.he's not as friendly and accommodating as i am.You have friends?
followed by a tit or two.
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 18:12:44 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
bear"Alan " <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote in message >news:3efee8e2.8530812@66.185.95.104...
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:42:41 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
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Sat, 28 Jun 2003 13:55:56 GMT was a day just like any other,eat
until maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Mnller) wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 22:12:03 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"Alan " <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 17:38:02 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
Except for the bears. It's a tie for first place. Some days >you
the bear, some days the bear eats you.
For me this happens most days lol - my boyfriend's name means
The goddess Polly Wogg?you are into bestiality?
No no - his name means bear - he isn't a literal bear - pay >attention!
And your name means white dove?
Nope - I was named after a goddess
No, not that one
The goddess Pollywolly Doodle?
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:57:42 +1000, "Pollywolly"saw
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
Touche - but I actually saw her cut up the cucumber - she never
what
I and Bjorn did on the couch.
Played tennis? Or did you play Star Trek?
It was Love-all <sappy smile>
Can you define "all" for us?
Most women define it, "anyone except you."
Keith speaks the secret language of women
That's just his sex change operation talking.
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:59:33 +1000, "Pollywolly"saw
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
Touche - but I actually saw her cut up the cucumber - she never
what
I and Bjorn did on the couch.
Played tennis? Or did you play Star Trek?
It was Love-all <sappy smile>
Can you define "all" for us?
Most women define it, "anyone except you."
You didn't have to point that out, you big bully! <sob> Mom, Keith's
being mean to me again!
Larry
The real story is that have a few females admirers. The fact that
they're all blind and deaf doesn't really matter much to me. I
actually prefer the quadriplegic since they can't run or crawl away.
<g>
You lazy bum - the chase gives you exercise
<grin>
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:36:50 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
what
I and Bjorn did on the couch.
Played tennis? Or did you play Star Trek?
It was Love-all <sappy smile>
Can you define "all" for us?
It was a one-on-one match
Isn't that generally the way that you do it? I thought you were
having an orgy.
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 20:24:43 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message <9237df28acadca8784634aca45c85091@news.1usenet.com>:which
Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:58:17 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
considering that bjorn ass fucks himself with polly's, i'm not sureVice versa.she fucks herself with hers and eats yours.You mean you gotta keep a 24 hour guard on your cucumbers? Your >>>>>>>housemate must be a horny wench.She buys her own cucumbers and I buy mine
You use 'em then too, huh?is worse.You're all bloody disgusting
...heh...
poor polly.
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 19:11:07 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdourh$ur5$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:46:30 +1000 was a day just like any other,Iknow - that's why they harass someone else to do it
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
Not many are.I don't like to blow my own horn.I doubt you're flexible enough to
just force them to.
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 19:11:50 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdouss$usf$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:58:17 +1000 was a day just like any other,Not in that way
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
You use 'em then too, huh?You're all bloody disgustingconsidering that bjorn ass fucks himself with polly's, i'm not sure >>>>which is worse.Vice versa.she fucks herself with hers and eats yours.You mean you gotta keep a 24 hour guard on your cucumbers? Your >>>>>>>>housemate must be a horny wench.She buys her own cucumbers and I buy mine
up the ass too, huh?
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:06:53 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdpclj$cbj$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:14:59 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<getting blunderbuss ready><dispatching collection 'agents'>Bugger offnow you have to pay royalties. i'm his agent. so pay me.I didn't say I was - I was just quoting himyer not Keith.you don't have a choice.To quote Keith - "I _have_ a choice"
my agents carry AK47s.
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:07:50 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdpcnd$cc7$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:16:44 +1000, "Pollywolly"
Balderdash"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in messagethe atj dictionary was just updated with that word.
Toilet does not equal Bjornyeah we guessed bjorn already.did you shit on it?Nope - I only do that in the toilet
careful. i might update my faq. you don't want that to happen.
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:08:19 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdpcoa$ccj$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:17:06 +1000, "Pollywolly"
other,"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:31:36 +1000, "Pollywolly"
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:51:58 +1000 was a day just like any other,
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
Thu, 26 Jun 2003 11:05:15 +1000 was a day just like any other,
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
Wed, 25 Jun 2003 10:42:03 +1000 was a day just like any
arewith me - they tend to take much longer though for some reason"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
I usually get my man about the house to do any >chores
practice, you know.He's probably working on becoming inept. It takes
No no - it takes longer because we get distracted.Explain how. Go into detail and be aware that JPGs
whatalso appreciated.
LarryWell - let's just say - if my housemate had any idea
Remember, a picture is worth a thousand words.
doinggoes on she would never dare to do any of these ever again:
-sit on the couchEver open your refrigerator and wonder what she was
-use the kitchen bench
-use the kitchen sink
-sit at the dining table
-use the washing machine
sawwith
Touche - but I actually saw her cut up the cucumber - she neverUh-huh... and you've only sat on the couch.She cut it up and made it into a saladOh, you _know_ what she was doing with it.the cucumber you're getting ready to eat?No - I normally wash food before I eat it
Those weren't cucumberswhat I and Bjorn did on the couch.i don't eat cucumbers. they smell bad.
I take it you have experienced thisshe fucks herself with hers and eats yours.You mean you gotta keep a 24 hour guard on your cucumbers? YourShe buys her own cucumbers and I buy mine
housemate must be a horny wench.
what do you know?
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:05:46 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdpcjh$ca2$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:12:05 +1000, "Pollywolly"
other,"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:27:32 +1000, "Pollywolly"
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:47:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
Thu, 26 Jun 2003 11:07:01 +1000 was a day just like any other,
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
Wed, 25 Jun 2003 10:34:22 +1000 was a day just like any
justuntil "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
There are no auditions. If you are drafted you areI'm still auditioning. You're next.Whoever is kissing ass.Who was drafted for that position today?
aretold
I think a masectomy is when you don't have terribly good diction andyou have to do it. It's you.think double-masectomy.
Probably end up with bite marks on your butt cheeksjust force them. give them no choice.No way anyone's gonna kiss your arse in that conditionAnd ruin the effect?!?Wipe your arse.Pucker up!Well, as long as you're volunteering...You lie - it's not that small
(_|_)
(_O_)
Well I never have bitten an ass before - just an arse - and that didn't >happen thenrecalling something your mother told you.you'd get yer tits cut off if you bit an ass.
A mastectomy is when you have a breast removed. Why would I want to >think
of either?
ass = arse.
if you bit my ass, you'd suffer.
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:08:59 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdpcpi$cd2$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:57:42 +1000, "Pollywolly"
saw"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
Sat, 28 Jun 2003 16:04:00 -0700 was a day just like any other,
until Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:44:47 +1000, "Pollywolly"
Touche - but I actually saw her cut up the cucumber - she never
You are so good at itit's not hard being a bitch.Keith speaks the secret language of womenMost women define it, "anyone except you."Can you define "all" for us?It was Love-all <sappy smile>what I and Bjorn did on the couch.Played tennis? Or did you play Star Trek?
<savage grin> i know.
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:07:08 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdpcm3$cbn$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:15:28 +1000, "Pollywolly"
good.that's a waste. remember every sperm is sacred, every sperm is
Rubbishall women are whores.I'm not a whoredon't give me that. all whores have condoms.I don't have anyyou are now. hand over your condoms.it is your sacred Catholic duty to reproduce.I'm not Catholic
oh no?
all women want something. in return they'll deign to give sex.
women do not see sex like men do. they never will.
they see sex as a bargaining chip.
that is why rape is the natural response to that attitude.
women have sex with men they desire.
men desire sex with almost every woman.
that is why men rape women. it will never change.
women will never be safe from men.
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message >news:0f42a1a8c40fba3badeef94097b6c0f9@news.1usenet.com...
Sun, 29 Jun 2003 14:47:40 GMT was a day just like any other,
until maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Mnller) wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 11:15:58 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 20:08:44 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
Have you met any Ninja turtles yet?
Hmm. If I count the 12,000 Ninja Turtle action figures I bought my
kids when they were younger, then yes.
Larry
I hear that they are making a comeback, too.
My favourite was Michaelangelo - he was so dumb
My favourite is Lala.
No wait, that is something else.
That's fer darn sure.
Keith's favourite is Tinky Winky
"Greg Evans" <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message >news:vfvc7bblpc35ca@corp.supernews.com...
: Keith E. wrote:
:
: >>> Excrement
: >> Merde!
: >
: > I don't want to hear that shit.
:
: Who are you to be giving out ordures?
LoL.... he's "fully" equipped for the role
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:14:32 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >wrote in message <bdm04b$oto$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"
I don't need an mp3 to remind me. I think that was the second version of >>it.
i would hate to have a photographic memory. having all that crap on my
brain.
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message >news:6ca8ea25b64cebae19330e1773d32cd6@news.1usenet.com...
: Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:44:15 +1000 was a day just like any other,
: until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
:
: >> >> >the modern kraut is a weakling.
: >> >>
: >> >> Sour bastards, ain't they.
: >> >
: >> >You don't like cabbage?
: >>
: >> Sure! I'm having sauerkraut and Italian sausage for dinner.
: >
: >You're a dirty bastard Keith
:
: <beams>
Yup 'Jim' please.... easy on restraint
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message >news:9237df28acadca8784634aca45c85091@news.1usenet.com...
Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:58:17 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
isVice versa.You mean you gotta keep a 24 hour guard on your cucumbers? Your
housemate must be a horny wench.
She buys her own cucumbers and I buy mine
she fucks herself with hers and eats yours.
considering that bjorn ass fucks himself with polly's, i'm not sure >which
worse.
You're all bloody disgusting
You use 'em then too, huh?
Not in that way
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message >news:cffaeed4e78442c8e8b659288b2e2b86@news.1usenet.com...
Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:43:39 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
might.If it was a tuning fork and I hit it real hard with my tongue I
Not very forkin' likely!
Aww fork off
talk knife to lally
Cut that out!
Collecting coupons?
Giving instructions.
Too bad no-one listens to them
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message >news:eb042422eef0215c7cbe94128c2f530f@news.1usenet.com...
Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:49:46 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
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Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:41:44 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
Roller coasters! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then the
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Throw up on a friend. Give him something to remember you by.
I prefer to leave good memories
How can you do that without throwing up on him?
Being thrown up on is not a good memory
Throwing up on someone is.
Well I guess it depends on how you feel about them
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:57:42 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
I and Bjorn did on the couch.Touche - but I actually saw her cut up the cucumber - she never saw >>what
Played tennis? Or did you play Star Trek?
It was Love-all <sappy smile>
Can you define "all" for us?
Most women define it, "anyone except you."
Keith speaks the secret language of women
That's just his sex change operation talking.
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message >news:4r80gvo7jjrk79tkhbbijoa0j83uofodss@4ax.com...
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:15:28 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >> wrote in message <bdm062$ov3$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
I'm not a whoredon't give me that. all whores have condoms.I don't have anyyou are now. hand over your condoms.that's a waste. remember every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good. >> >>>>>>it is your sacred Catholic duty to reproduce.I'm not Catholic
all women are whores.
Rubbish
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message >news:209676d4024ad85f8ffa2a2859e96883@news.1usenet.com...
Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:44:55 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
You mean you gotta keep a 24 hour guard on your cucumbers? Your
housemate must be a horny wench.
She buys her own cucumbers and I buy mine
I don't blame you, I wouldn't trust her, either.
I take it you have experienced this problem
No, I've never met her.
I meant with someone else
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message >news:5ab51c68656a8603c783dd80e817dfd6@news.1usenet.com...
Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:47:23 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
I was being polite
That's pointless around here.
I deduced that
Nancy Drew!
There's something fishy about that Keith E. guy. I'm positive there is >Dad
<big innocent eyes>
<jerks off> Yeah, call me daddy...
You're not my daddy
Keith E. wrote:
ExcrementMerde!
I don't want to hear that shit.
Who are you to be giving out ordures?
"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message >news:3q4vfv0a5b6r601v26qd91qei16509rr0f@4ax.com...
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:35:42 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:29:13 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
If I say, "I'm game" will you promise not to shoot me.
Nah - I'll probably just use you as a Monopoly board
Will you be The Community Chest? <g>
Lol cute. ...................No
Do you want to take a Chance under the Boardwalk?
Would I be having some fun?
Absolutely. I can guarantee that you won't get railroaded into
anything that you don't want to do.
The Waterworks will have to be thoroughly investigated, though.
He'll have to electrify and then all the utilities will be covered
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message >news:4c01gvovbp6fbpj4sipfmesbnt5pru93ke@4ax.com...
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:07:50 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >> wrote in message <bdpcnd$cc7$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:16:44 +1000, "Pollywolly" ><pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>Balderdash
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in messagethe atj dictionary was just updated with that word.
Toilet does not equal Bjornyeah we guessed bjorn already.did you shit on it?Nope - I only do that in the toilet
careful. i might update my faq. you don't want that to happen.
Poppycock
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 20:24:30 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >message <fe3d1ab850aa7fd4e2ec94548d0cae2f@news.1usenet.com>:
Sun, 29 Jun 2003 03:52:32 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 01:08:47 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>Sat, 28 Jun 2003 18:28:54 +0200 was a day just like any other,I didn't take a pill.
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:you don't have a choice.
On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:46:42 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>>>Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:06:00 +0200 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:That doesn't sound like something I'd enjoy.
to make new friends.On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 20:50:31 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>Wed, 25 Jun 2003 09:06:16 +0200 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>>until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:Why would I want to get arrested?
to be a bitch?On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 00:15:21 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>Tue, 24 Jun 2003 18:48:06 +1000 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>>>>until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:That _is_ my choice.
stop bitching. ya gotta choice."Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in messagePill? I'm not taking any pills.
"I _always_ have a choice!"The red pill or the blue pill?
you couldn't even get yourself arrested.
swallow this.
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 20:24:20 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >message <90928f3f08b5359805fcf38194767036@news.1usenet.com>:
Sun, 29 Jun 2003 03:52:34 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 01:08:33 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>Sat, 28 Jun 2003 18:29:09 +0200 was a day just like any other,HA! You don't even know who he is.
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:well considering that my Father created and owns this universe, I'm not sure >>>that I get your drift.
Often the father accomplishes much and the sons fuck it all up.You're lucky. Not everyone can point to a deadbeat dad with such >>>>pride.
I'm the exception.
um, yes I do.
You really thought about that didn't you?
Men also rape men - how do you figure the thinking behind that?
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:31:13 GMT, bogfern1@hotmail.com (Alan ) wrote in >message <3f009dbc.33667940@66.185.95.104>:
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:50:50 +0200, Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe>
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 13:55:41 GMT, bogfern1@hotmail.com (Alan ) wrote in >>>>On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 14:40:46 +0200, Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe>This reply is getting rather boring. At a loss for words?
fuck off loser.On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:15:28 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>>>>>>>>>that's a waste. remember every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good. >>>>>>>>>>>it is your sacred Catholic duty to reproduce.Apparently any you know, but you should get out from under your rock >>>>now and then.
all women are whores.I'm not a whoredon't give me that. all whores have condoms.I don't have anyI'm not Catholicyou are now. hand over your condoms.
fuck off loser.
"Alan " <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote in message >news:3f003d57.8986402@66.185.95.104...
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 18:12:44 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
The goddess Pollywolly Doodle?
"Alan " <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:42:41 +1000, "Pollywolly"attention!
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
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Sat, 28 Jun 2003 13:55:56 GMT was a day just like any other,eat
until maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Mnller) wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 22:12:03 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"Alan " <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 17:38:02 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
Except for the bears. It's a tie for first place. Some days >> >you
you are into bestiality?the bear, some days the bear eats you.
For me this happens most days lol - my boyfriend's name means >bear
No no - his name means bear - he isn't a literal bear - pay
The goddess Polly Wogg?
And your name means white dove?
Nope - I was named after a goddess
No, not that one
No, not her either
"Alan " <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote in message >news:3f003e39.9212973@66.185.95.104...
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 19:30:53 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
He has been working on the same line for years. I'm surprised anyone
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:29:13 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
If I say, "I'm game" will you promise not to shoot me.
Nah - I'll probably just use you as a Monopoly board
Will you be The Community Chest? <g>
Lol cute. ...................No
Do you want to take a Chance under the Boardwalk?
Would I be having some fun?
Absolutely. I can guarantee that you won't get railroaded into
anything that you don't want to do.
So you haven't been working on the railroad, all the live long day? You
lazy bum
ever falls for it.
Maybe it's because he left a wonky sleeper
No, not her eitherThe goddess Polly Gone?
Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:18:09 -0600 was a day just like any other,
until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 02:35:48 GMT, Keith E. hurled >><224146d37b2bb9dd9ca4a5c8ea1028bd@news.1usenet.com> into the abyss of >>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
society with 91 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:57:48 -0600 was a day just like any other,
until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 16:50:46 GMT, Keith E. hurled >>>><c030e3e10c2378ecfe0d09c519df0a07@news.1usenet.com> into the abyss of >>>>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
society with 76 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
Fri, 20 Jun 2003 10:56:27 -0600 was a day just like any other,
until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 03:18:35 GMT, Keith E. hurled >>>>>><00858029f70731ebeadf46fdc2937f4d@news.1usenet.com> into the abyss of >>>>>>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
society with 60 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
Thu, 19 Jun 2003 04:20:04 -0600 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:
On Wed, 18 Jun 2003 17:52:43 GMT, Keith E. hurled >>>>>>>><381abdff3f1dcb4c6c9ed5025e4b1a90@news.1usenet.com> into the abyss of >>>>>>>>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
society with 49 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
Wed, 18 Jun 2003 17:58:02 +1000 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>>>until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>news:57a9f4541cabaa89ffe6b080630dee16@news.1usenet.com...
Tue, 17 Jun 2003 19:05:19 +1000 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>>>>> until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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On Tue, 17 Jun 2003 02:12:49 GMT, bogfern1@hotmail.com (Alan ) >>>>>>>>>>> >> wrote:According to Keith his rod controls him
Get reel.It all smells fishy so what's the difference?Good things come to those who wait
Polly
It'll be C.O.D
But I don't *like* cod! I'd rather have mackeral! >>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
Larry
Once in awhile I'd like to give you a smackerel.
As the 23rd Psalm loosely says, "My rod and my reel comfort me." >>>>>>>>>>> >
She who controls the rod controls life.
The life of the fish - or the life of you?
It's the staff of life.
Polly
I'm a control freak.
The rod is the staff that dreams are made of.
..a _bit_ too much info <g>
I'm advertising.
I think their ideal is..
<Sensitive and mysterious astronaut with 10 inch rod of steel.
I cook, clean, do dishes, and love kids, but was cursed with an >>>>>>unusually long tongue that seems to crave nothing but seafood>
That's fine! I've only gotta fake it long enough to get laid.
throw up a couple of posters of the moon and a picture of the Space Shuttle in
your living room
..and put the dirty dishes under the sink until they leave
Bullshit, make 'em work.
not everyone calls it quits after the first date, Keith
Fools.
not to mention they'll clean _more_ if they think some sort of 'relationship' is
starting to form..
And they _expect_ more for it.
Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:14:41 -0600 was a day just like any other,
until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:
On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 01:51:20 +0200, Jesus hurled >><frbcfvk317gujutfoc9nea5reksaiaa950@4ax.com> into the abyss of >>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
society with 18 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 14:37:52 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> >>>wrote in message <kl4cfv4vetr6kffgq045phgnenf8ku8dkk@4ax.com>:
On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:22:15 -0800, Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) hurled >>>>>On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:56:39 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" >>>>><m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
He wouldn't have the resources to make Road Runner cru a la mousse d'avocat..<Coyote chops off Road Runner's head, violently plucks out its feathers, spices
with oregano, and rams a skewer down its throat to rotisserie for dinner> >>>>>Oregano? On roadrunner? How gauche!
yer a chef aren't you?
if it's flat, pre-made, and has temperature and time instructions w/no >>pre-heating required, then I can cook it properly if I remember to set the >>buzzer
Here's my simple "four up" process for beginning cooks:
1. Cut it up.
2. Cook it up.
3. Eat it up.
4. Throw it up.
HTH, HAND
"-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in message >news:v7llfvg2295d8ut9ae40ksfsahvkdiq1cu@4ax.com...
On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 08:51:25 +1000, Pollywolly hurledalt.tasteless.jokes,
<bd5btg$l9$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where >it
constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 92
bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
"-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 11:00:26 +1000, Pollywolly hurledwhere it
<bd0ane$pkv$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes,
constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 78
bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
"-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in message
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On Thu, 19 Jun 2003 22:27:12 +1000, Pollywolly hurled
<bcsa7a$jar$3@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of
other,where it
constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 62
bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
"i can't cope man." <kook@fairyland.com> wrote in message
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"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
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"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
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Wed, 18 Jun 2003 17:58:02 +1000 was a day just like any
other,until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
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Tue, 17 Jun 2003 19:05:19 +1000 was a day just like any
comfortlan )messageuntil "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote >in
news:c00tevgt9qblq4o4bi0jnjnm0s7cgcb787@4ax.com...
On Tue, 17 Jun 2003 02:12:49 GMT, bogfern1@hotmail.com
wrote:
Get reel.Good things come to those who wait
Polly
It'll be C.O.D
But I don't *like* cod! I'd rather have mackeral!
It all smells fishy so what's the difference?
Larry
Once in awhile I'd like to give you a smackerel.
As the 23rd Psalm loosely says, "My rod and my reel
me."
According to Keith his rod controls him
She who controls the rod controls life.
The life of the fish - or the life of you?
It's the staff of life.
Polly
I'm a control freak.
The rod is the staff that dreams are made of.
Especially if they're wet
pollywollywolly is a rub freak.
I don't get it
what's to get?
..he's a moron
It's more fun to see what he says if you say you don't get it
..I don't get it
Now you get it :-)
'bout damn time.. <g>
I don't get it
You stir fry the kitten, of course.
Uh huh - Keith is that what you usually have for dinner?
No, but there aren't many kittens around here.
That's because you already ate them all
That's a problem?
Yes
Well, if you wanted to try some, you shoulda spoke up sooner.
I was being polite
Ever open your refrigerator and wonder what she was doing with
the cucumber you're getting ready to eat?
No - I normally wash food before I eat it
Oh, you _know_ what she was doing with it.
She cut it up and made it into a salad
Uh-huh... and you've only sat on the couch.
Touche - but I actually saw her cut up the cucumber - she never saw what I >and Bjorn did on the couch.
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bdh0av$o1u$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: > >> >Nah - I think the object is to hit the golf ball into the hole on
the
: > >green.
: > >> >I manage to do that
: > >>
: > >> I've only hit 'em with bullets. Saves a lotta trudging around.
: > >
: > >Nothing wrong with trudging around - I find it relaxing
: >
: > That's what swamps are for.
:
: YOU'RE the swamp thing?
Nah.... that's maxies thing
But now we came to the conclusion that he is worse than the swamp thing
"Pop Eye" <g.p-&-fibbie-sucking@each-other> wrote in message >news:9KTKa.53179$JA5.942125@news.xtra.co.nz...
: ...<hands shot gun to Keith>...
**BANG** <sneers at broken appliance> No you're fired
On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:18:09 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com>
wrote in message <thllfv4u8m9gjqvg9l7rlo8am2n718fdtl@4ax.com>:
On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 02:35:48 GMT, Keith E. hurled >><224146d37b2bb9dd9ca4a5c8ea1028bd@news.1usenet.com> into the abyss of >>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
society with 91 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:57:48 -0600 was a day just like any other,
until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:
On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 16:50:46 GMT, Keith E. hurled >>>><c030e3e10c2378ecfe0d09c519df0a07@news.1usenet.com> into the abyss of >>>>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
society with 76 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
Fri, 20 Jun 2003 10:56:27 -0600 was a day just like any other,
until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:
On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 03:18:35 GMT, Keith E. hurled >>>>>><00858029f70731ebeadf46fdc2937f4d@news.1usenet.com> into the abyss of >>>>>>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
society with 60 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
Thu, 19 Jun 2003 04:20:04 -0600 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>until "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote:
On Wed, 18 Jun 2003 17:52:43 GMT, Keith E. hurled >>>>>>>><381abdff3f1dcb4c6c9ed5025e4b1a90@news.1usenet.com> into the abyss of >>>>>>>>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
society with 49 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
Wed, 18 Jun 2003 17:58:02 +1000 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>>>until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>news:57a9f4541cabaa89ffe6b080630dee16@news.1usenet.com...
Tue, 17 Jun 2003 19:05:19 +1000 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>>>>> until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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On Tue, 17 Jun 2003 02:12:49 GMT, bogfern1@hotmail.com (Alan ) >>>>>>>>>>> >> wrote:According to Keith his rod controls him
Get reel.It all smells fishy so what's the difference?Good things come to those who wait
Polly
It'll be C.O.D
But I don't *like* cod! I'd rather have mackeral! >>>>>>>>>>> >> >>
Larry
Once in awhile I'd like to give you a smackerel.
As the 23rd Psalm loosely says, "My rod and my reel comfort me." >>>>>>>>>>> >
She who controls the rod controls life.
The life of the fish - or the life of you?
It's the staff of life.
Polly
I'm a control freak.
The rod is the staff that dreams are made of.
..a _bit_ too much info <g>
I'm advertising.
I think their ideal is..
<Sensitive and mysterious astronaut with 10 inch rod of steel.
I cook, clean, do dishes, and love kids, but was cursed with an >>>>>>unusually long tongue that seems to crave nothing but seafood>
That's fine! I've only gotta fake it long enough to get laid.
throw up a couple of posters of the moon and a picture of the Space Shuttle in
your living room
..and put the dirty dishes under the sink until they leave
Bullshit, make 'em work.
not everyone calls it quits after the first date, Keith
not to mention they'll clean _more_ if they think some sort of 'relationship' is
starting to form..
then yer really fucked and you might as well have done the dishes yourself >and saved yerself a lot of pain and heartache.
rape 'em on the first date.
tell the police officer who investigates that it was the first and only time >you met her and she insisted on having rough sex. obviously she was setting >you up for a civil lawsuit to claim financial damages. the slut.
On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 10:55:44 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >wrote in message <bddgan$ehn$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 20:16:13 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>>"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in messageI'm not Catholic
that's a waste. remember every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good.On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 10:02:53 +1000, "Pollywolly"Lol - how very astute of you - kind of - we just don't bake it.
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in messageputting a bun in the oven?
On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 01:35:56 +1000, "Pollywolly"We had our minds on what we were doing
"Alan " <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote in messagei am sure you can. think about it is about as close as you get. >>>>>>>>Well I am sorry but comfort was the last thing we were thinking of >>>>>>>what were you thinking of?
On Tue, 24 Jun 2003 18:44:07 +1000, "Pollywolly"
Well - let's just say - if my housemate had any idea what goes on >>>>>>>>>>she would never dare to do any of these ever again:You do it in the kitchen sink and washing machine? I can think of >>>>>>>>>*many* places preferable to that.
-sit on the couch
-use the kitchen bench
-use the kitchen sink
-sit at the dining table
-use the washing machine
it is your sacred Catholic duty to reproduce.
you are now. hand over your condoms.
On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 23:04:06 -0700, Larry Krzewinski ><Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message ><ht2lfvcdu3hmc0t2evdtdj8kfq2nhsmn7n@4ax.com>:
On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 01:09:21 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
Duct tape may hurt less. I was reading a news article where Steve-O,Starting to sag just a wee bit now? That happens when you get older. >>>S'okay, I have a staple gun.It's nice to know I'm holding my end up.Well, you just gotta consider the alternative.New and improved?Neo-Keith!The red pill or the blue pill?as if you would have a choice."I _always_ have a choice!"
one of the nuts on the TV show "Jackass," was performing before a live >>audience and got arrested for stapling his scrotum to his thigh in
public! He recently was arrested again in Sweden for possessing
marijuana and things don't look to good for him now. Google News has
some pretty wild news articles at times.
people shouldn't be arrested for marijuana. it's such a tame drug.
i'd like to see free samples of marijuana distributed in junior schools.
we should actively encourage our children to lead a debauched drugged up >life.
then they'd do the opposite.
problem solved.
Thu, 26 Jun 2003 23:56:42 -0700 was a day just like any other,
until Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote:
On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 10:05:13 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote:
For several years I lived on the Pennsylvania/West Virginia border and >>>> Yoopers were in great multitude there.
A friend of mine maintains that West Virginia should just be renamed >>>"Pennsyltucky".
A few of them small "towns" tucked way back down in the hollers had
some fairly strange names and even stranger individuals. Towns with
names like Eighty Four, Good Intent, Prosperity and others. In a few
of those towns everyone looked pretty much alike like they were all
closely related ifyouknowwhatImean. I ended up living in Claysville
just a hoot and a holler from the West Virginia border. It was
beautiful and peaceful country right up until the first day of deer
season and then you felt like you were living in the center of Kosovo
for a few weeks. I remember when I was a kid that they used to close
the schools and some of the businesses the first day of buck season.
It was taken pretty seriously. I did a lot of hunting and fishing
when I was back there. I had a trout stream about 10 minutes from my
house and spent many a enjoyable day catching rainbows and brook
trout. My buddies and I would go ice fishing in the winter and spent
many a freezing cold day stewed to the gills out on the ice eating
deer burgers and not caring whether we caught any trout or not. I
hunted everything that was legal and ended up bagging everything
except for a bear. It was a very different world than the LA area.
Why did you trade heaven for hell?
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message >news:0ugofv8n4uoiflcdd7cfcbi80oh6484c0e@4ax.com...
On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:47:48 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >> wrote in message <bdh0bp$o2i$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:you
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
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Thu, 26 Jun 2003 11:07:01 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
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Wed, 25 Jun 2003 10:34:22 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
There are no auditions. If you are drafted you are just toldI'm still auditioning. You're next.Whoever is kissing ass.Who was drafted for that position today?
have to do it. It's you.
No way anyone's gonna kiss your arse in that conditionAnd ruin the effect?!?Wipe your arse.Pucker up!Well, as long as you're volunteering...You lie - it's not that small
(_|_)
(_O_)
just force them. give them no choice.
Probably end up with bite marks on your butt cheeks
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message >news:fa99b408b8d5b9c85959a461110b69ba@news.1usenet.com...
Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:51:58 +1000 was a day just like any other,practice,
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
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Thu, 26 Jun 2003 11:05:15 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
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Wed, 25 Jun 2003 10:42:03 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
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Tue, 24 Jun 2003 18:44:07 +1000 was a day just like any other,they
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
I usually get my man about the house to do any chores with >> >me -
tend
to
take much longer though for some reason
He's probably working on becoming inept. It takes
onyou
know.
No no - it takes longer because we get distracted.
Explain how. Go into detail and be aware that JPGs are also
appreciated.
Larry
Remember, a picture is worth a thousand words.
Well - let's just say - if my housemate had any idea what goes
Ishe would never dare to do any of these ever again:
-sit on the couch
-use the kitchen bench
-use the kitchen sink
-sit at the dining table
-use the washing machine
Ever open your refrigerator and wonder what she was doing with
the cucumber you're getting ready to eat?
No - I normally wash food before I eat it
Oh, you _know_ what she was doing with it.
She cut it up and made it into a salad
Uh-huh... and you've only sat on the couch.
Touche - but I actually saw her cut up the cucumber - she never saw what
and Bjorn did on the couch.
You mean you gotta keep a 24 hour guard on your cucumbers? Your
housemate must be a horny wench.
She buys her own cucumbers and I buy mine
On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:44:52 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >message <4bbaea4280b594572413fd63d2db1e25@news.1usenet.com>:
Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:05:34 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 19:19:23 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"Sour bastards, ain't they.
On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 01:18:33 +1000, "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> >>>>>"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in messagethe modern kraut is a weakling.
It's hard to believe, but they did rule a pretty impressive chunk of >>>>the planet, back in their day. That was back before they were all >>>>commie homos.On Tue, 24 Jun 2003 13:33:41 -0400, "Greg Evans"y'mean that cowardly, gutless remanant of a people trampled all over and >>>>>raped by the slavs - you jest...
<misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
Jesus wrote:Frog-bashing will NEVER go out of style, even after they are annexed >>>>>> by Germany. Again.
btw quick poll here...Be interesting to see how he feels about wearing it. Especially if it >>>>>> >were just freshened up.
if a French waiter came out to your table just as you
were finishing your meal and laughed and said:
a) ha ha ha monsieurs, i pissed in your cafe.
b) ha ha ha monsieurs, i masturbated into your cafe.
which choice would you take and why. please give reasons
in 50 words or less.
By the way, the French-bashing trend is *so* last-month. I say it's time
to start poking fun at that loser Southern Hemisphere.
the world has always feared them.
they would have chewed up the Mongols, but the Mongols ran out of steam in >Hungary after Gengis Khan died. His sons fought with each other, just like >what happened to Alexander the Great's empire of Conquest.
Often the father accomplishes much and the sons fuck it all up.
I'm the exception.
On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 13:48:03 -0400, "Greg Evans" ><gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message ><vfrl7opiesfte9@corp.supernews.com>:
Jesus wrote:
Often the father accomplishes much and the sons fuck it all up.Yeah, your dad was a worthless deadbeat who left you nothing to begin with - >>and you managed to fuck up even that, without any help from your siblings.
I'm the exception.
man, are you bitter.
wormwood is thy name.
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message >news:48518e83bc26b4cb72a21d4375d85c87@news.1usenet.com...
Sun, 29 Jun 2003 02:39:54 +0200 was a day just like any other,<1kiwi@ekatahuna.pub>
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 09:32:54 +1200, "Kiwis are best"
wrote inwrote in message <iSnLa.56698$JA5.1005064@news.xtra.co.nz>:
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
: On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:45:58 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >> >>: >Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:05:45 +0200 was a day just like any other,
: >until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
: >>On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 20:51:25 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote >in
: >>>Wed, 25 Jun 2003 09:05:57 +0200 was a day just like any other,
: >>>until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
: >>>>On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 01:10:19 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com>
: >>>>>Tue, 24 Jun 2003 19:09:33 +0200 was a day just like any other,
: >>>>>until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
: >>>>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 20:51:36 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
: >>>>>><Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
: >>>>>><7kiffv80h1q01e79dliqseifmj41vtj9bp@4ax.com>:
: >>>>>>>On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 22:25:16 -0400, "Greg Evans"
: >>>>>>><gregIGNOREevansBLATHER@charter.net> wrote:
: >>>>>>>>>Remember, a picture is worth a thousand words.
: >>>>>>>>In that case, try to picture how little we care.
: >>>>>>>Ooh oh, somebodies having a bad Monday. Time for a beer, Greg. >> >>Chill
: >>>>>>>dude.
: >>>>>><jerking off into greg's beer>
: >>>>>>btw quick poll here...
: >>>>>>if a French waiter came out to your table just as you were >finishing
your
: >>>>>>meal and laughed and said:
: >>>>>>a) ha ha ha monsieurs, i pissed in your cafe.
: >>>>>>b) ha ha ha monsieurs, i masturbated into your cafe.
: >>>>>>which choice would you take and why. please give reasons in 50 >words
or
: >>>>>>less. (10 marks).
: >>>>>Shit, everyone knows frenchmen can't get it up, much less shoot a >> >>: >>>>>load.
: >>>>judging by the evidence, your theory won't stand up in court.
: >>>>"you can put it in the hands of your solicitor, but will it stand >up
in
: >>>>court?"
: >>>Bull, why do you think they push tourism?
: >>to do one of either a) or b) above. please state your preference.
: >You're forgetting c), impregnating frenchwomen.
: so you want to put your dick where a Frenchman has put his dick?
Up another frenchies arse?
that's the Greeks.
Frenchies have to contend with hairy women.
okay, so the Greeks have that problem too. and the Italians. and the
Germans.
damn. do any Europeans (besides the Brits) believe in shaving?
A couple years ago, a guy posted from Hungary. He said all the
women there shaved their cunts bald.
Doesn't every woman?
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:41:50 +0200, Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe>
wrote:
i don't like shaved pussy.
What does it matter when you don't get the chance?
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message >news:5ab51c68656a8603c783dd80e817dfd6@news.1usenet.com...
Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:47:23 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
I was being polite
That's pointless around here.
I deduced that
Nancy Drew!
There's something fishy about that Keith E. guy. I'm positive there is >Dad
<big innocent eyes>
<jerks off> Yeah, call me daddy...
You're not my daddy
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:16:44 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >wrote in message <bdm08f$p11$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
Toilet does not equal Bjornyeah we guessed bjorn already.did you shit on it?Nope - I only do that in the toilet
the atj dictionary was just updated with that word.
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 17:38:42 GMT, Alan hurled ><3eff23e0.23635434@66.185.95.104> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where >it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 6 >bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:41:50 +0200, Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe>
wrote:
i don't like shaved pussy.
What does it matter when you don't get the chance?
you don't get any pussy, huh?
..ya outta consider blowin' yer fuckin' head off
M-
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Q. What has 4 legs and an arse at each end of its otherwise sluglike body?
A. colin green the kiwi queer
"Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message news:3EFD8065.D1859A97@optusnet.com.au...
:
:
: "Keith E." wrote:
:
:
: >I prefer to cum in them
:
: >
: > You're a gent. I'd rather pull out and make a fuckin' mess.
: >
: >
:
: *ROFLMAO!!* Droool...you are the fisherman around here. Isn't *gent* a
: type of fishing maggot??
NO..... but don't let facts get in your way
BTW... it'd nice to see me crawl out from under my rock..... for MEL
AGAIN...... LoLoLoL
when I get married and build my 'dream home', I'm lining the inner walls with C4
..in case the bitch ever gets it
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:05:46 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >> >"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in messagejust
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:12:05 +1000, "Pollywolly"
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:27:32 +1000, "Pollywolly"
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:47:48 +1000, "Pollywolly"
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
Thu, 26 Jun 2003 11:07:01 +1000 was a day just like any other, >> >> >> >> >> >"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
Wed, 25 Jun 2003 10:34:22 +1000 was a day just like any
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
There are no auditions. If you are drafted you areI'm still auditioning. You're next.Whoever is kissing ass.Who was drafted for that position today?
Not in my dictionarytoldass = arse.
thinkI think a masectomy is when you don't have terribly good diction and >areyou have to do it. It's you.think double-masectomy.
Probably end up with bite marks on your butt cheeksjust force them. give them no choice.No way anyone's gonna kiss your arse in that conditionAnd ruin the effect?!?Wipe your arse.Pucker up!Well, as long as you're volunteering...You lie - it's not that small
(_|_)
(_O_)
recalling something your mother told you.
A mastectomy is when you have a breast removed. Why would I want to
Well I never have bitten an ass before - just an arse - and that didn'tof either?you'd get yer tits cut off if you bit an ass.
happen then
if you bit my ass, you'd suffer.It'd probably kick me
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:06:53 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in messageI was looking forward to playing a grumpy bastard who yells at people who >come to their front porch and waves their Blunderbuss around.
my agents carry AK47s.On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:14:59 +1000, "Pollywolly"<getting blunderbuss ready>
<dispatching collection 'agents'>Bugger offnow you have to pay royalties. i'm his agent. so pay me.I didn't say I was - I was just quoting himyer not Keith.you don't have a choice.To quote Keith - "I _have_ a choice"
Mon, 30 Jun 2003 14:40:35 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:14:32 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>wrote in message <bdm04b$oto$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:Just thing of all the worthless shit you could bug people about!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"i would hate to have a photographic memory. having all that crap on my >>brain.
I don't need an mp3 to remind me. I think that was the second version of >>>it.
Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:17:06 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 20:24:20 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>Sun, 29 Jun 2003 03:52:34 +0200 was a day just like any other,They lied to you.
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:um, yes I do.
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 01:08:33 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>>Sat, 28 Jun 2003 18:29:09 +0200 was a day just like any other,HA! You don't even know who he is.
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:well considering that my Father created and owns this universe, I'm not sure
Often the father accomplishes much and the sons fuck it all up.You're lucky. Not everyone can point to a deadbeat dad with such >>>>>pride.
I'm the exception.
that I get your drift.
Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:17:08 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 20:24:26 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>Sun, 29 Jun 2003 03:52:36 +0200 was a day just like any other,Are you french?
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:you are so full of shit.
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 01:08:34 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>>Sat, 28 Jun 2003 18:28:41 +0200 was a day just like any other,Male tourists. -----------------------------------------|
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:explain french children then. |
On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:45:58 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>>>>Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:05:45 +0200 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
so you want to put your dick where a Frenchman has pu|t his dick? >>>>>_Tried_ to put his dick. They're natural born failure|s.On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 20:51:25 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>Wed, 25 Jun 2003 09:05:57 +0200 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>>>until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
to do one of either a) or b) above. please state yo|ur preference. >>>>>>>You're forgetting c), impregnating frenchwomen. |On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 01:10:19 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote inBull, why do you think they push tourism? <-------|
Tue, 24 Jun 2003 19:09:33 +0200 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>>>>>until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:judging by the evidence, your theory won't stand up in court. >>>>>>>>>>"you can put it in the hands of your solicitor, but will it stand up in
btw quick poll here...Shit, everyone knows frenchmen can't get it up, much less shoot a >>>>>>>>>>>load.
if a French waiter came out to your table just as you were finishing your
meal and laughed and said:
a) ha ha ha monsieurs, i pissed in your cafe.
b) ha ha ha monsieurs, i masturbated into your cafe. >>>>>>>>>>>>which choice would you take and why. please give reasons in 50 words or
less. (10 marks).
court?"
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:07:08 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in messageMen also rape men - how do you figure the thinking behind that?
oh no?On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:15:28 +1000, "Pollywolly"Rubbish
all women are whores.I'm not a whoredon't give me that. all whores have condoms.I don't have anyyou are now. hand over your condoms.that's a waste. remember every sperm is sacred, every sperm is >>>>>>>>>>good.I'm not Catholic
it is your sacred Catholic duty to reproduce.
all women want something. in return they'll deign to give sex.
women do not see sex like men do. they never will.
they see sex as a bargaining chip.
that is why rape is the natural response to that attitude.
women have sex with men they desire.
men desire sex with almost every woman.
that is why men rape women. it will never change.
women will never be safe from men.
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:07:50 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in messagePoppycock
careful. i might update my faq. you don't want that to happen.On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:16:44 +1000, "Pollywolly"Balderdash
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in messagethe atj dictionary was just updated with that word.
Toilet does not equal Bjornyeah we guessed bjorn already.did you shit on it?Nope - I only do that in the toilet
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:08:42 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in messageSuch as?
careful, he lives closer to you than i do.On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 21:06:22 +1000, "Pollywolly"I always did - it scares him :-)
"Ice House" <1kiwi@ekatahuna.pub> wrote in messagecareful, Colin, she's starting to like you.
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message >>>>>>:>"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in messageAlways knew you were heartless
:Why Sgt Pepper drolly? Got a lonely heart?she fucks herself with hers and eats yours.:I take it
Of course you do
What's a "heart"?
i wouldn't taunt him like that. bad things could happen.
Mon, 30 Jun 2003 18:22:56 +0930 was a day just like any other,
until David Simpson <farookdas@picknowl.com.au> wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 13:56:12 GMT, maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Mnller) >>typed furiously:
On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 03:18:44 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
Thu, 19 Jun 2003 15:04:33 GMT was a day just like any other,
until maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Mnller) wrote:
On Sat, 14 Jun 2003 17:06:06 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
But women can't be trusted, any more!
What do you mean by "any more"?
Since all the liberation junk happened. It just ain't the same
as back in the good old days.
There have been "good old days"? Keith, you are older than I thought.
And balder.
<buffs dome>
Keith E. wrote:
........show us yer bald..........
Surely you can't be referring to me!
On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:35:26 +1000, Pollywolly hurled ><bdgvkj$nah$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, where it >constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 93 >bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
Ah right ok - (mental note never to let Maxie near any living thing)
<going to the zoo>
On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 02:44:49 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >message <34643453fa31c08724563b326f1d41eb@news.1usenet.com>:
Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:17:06 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 20:24:20 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>Sun, 29 Jun 2003 03:52:34 +0200 was a day just like any other,They lied to you.
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:um, yes I do.
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 01:08:33 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>>>Sat, 28 Jun 2003 18:29:09 +0200 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:HA! You don't even know who he is.
well considering that my Father created and owns this universe, I'm not sureOften the father accomplishes much and the sons fuck it all up. >>>>>>>I'm the exception.You're lucky. Not everyone can point to a deadbeat dad with such >>>>>>pride.
that I get your drift.
i know all the inner mysteries of the universe.
On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 02:44:47 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >message <c985363678e1f2dce8a6b9656b9bbe84@news.1usenet.com>:
Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:17:08 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 20:24:26 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>Sun, 29 Jun 2003 03:52:36 +0200 was a day just like any other,Are you french?
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:you are so full of shit.
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 01:08:34 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>>>Sat, 28 Jun 2003 18:28:41 +0200 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:Male tourists. -----------------------------------------|
explain french children then. |On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:45:58 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:05:45 +0200 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>>until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
so you want to put your dick where a Frenchman has pu|t his dick? >>>>>>_Tried_ to put his dick. They're natural born failure|s.On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 20:51:25 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>Wed, 25 Jun 2003 09:05:57 +0200 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>>>>until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
to do one of either a) or b) above. please state yo|ur preference. >>>>>>>>You're forgetting c), impregnating frenchwomen. |On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 01:10:19 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote inBull, why do you think they push tourism? <-------|
Tue, 24 Jun 2003 19:09:33 +0200 was a day just like any other, >>>>>>>>>>>>until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:judging by the evidence, your theory won't stand up in court. >>>>>>>>>>>"you can put it in the hands of your solicitor, but will it stand up in
btw quick poll here...Shit, everyone knows frenchmen can't get it up, much less shoot a >>>>>>>>>>>>load.
if a French waiter came out to your table just as you were finishing your
meal and laughed and said:
a) ha ha ha monsieurs, i pissed in your cafe.
b) ha ha ha monsieurs, i masturbated into your cafe. >>>>>>>>>>>>>which choice would you take and why. please give reasons in 50 words or
less. (10 marks).
court?"
no, no, no. not at tall, monsieur.
On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 01:49:07 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> typed >furiously:
Mon, 30 Jun 2003 18:22:56 +0930 was a day just like any other,
until David Simpson <farookdas@picknowl.com.au> wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 13:56:12 GMT, maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Mnller) >>>typed furiously:
On Fri, 20 Jun 2003 03:18:44 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
Thu, 19 Jun 2003 15:04:33 GMT was a day just like any other,
until maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Mnller) wrote:
On Sat, 14 Jun 2003 17:06:06 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:
But women can't be trusted, any more!
What do you mean by "any more"?
Since all the liberation junk happened. It just ain't the same
as back in the good old days.
There have been "good old days"? Keith, you are older than I thought.
And balder.
<buffs dome>
My Old Man used to curse the lack of covering whenever he bumped his
head on something.
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