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  • Re: Sleep with the farmers son

    From Pollywolly@pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 11:21:26
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    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message news:hv01gvcv0dp6mrqm2b49cqgc13v9somoe4@4ax.com...
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:12:08 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdpcve$cgt$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:21:02 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:18:23 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    well i don't want any knife anywhere near my private >>>>>>>>>>>>>>parts.
    Even if you get some weird tumour?
    fuck off.
    It won't come off that way
    i'll just fuck harder then.
    Probably do yourself an injury that way
    so what's your interest in this?
    I don't like to see anyone hurt
    too late.
    Oh?
    plenty of people have been hurt while making this movie called Planet >>>>ofthe Apes.
    Those aren't people
    what are they then?
    Apes - I would have thought that was obvious

    humans are simians. i thought that was obvious.

    That doesn't make apes people though


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  • From Keith E.@i.m.knot@aol.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 01:48:57
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    Mon, 30 Jun 2003 19:17:14 +1000 was a day just like any other,
    until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:


    "Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message >news:c355c6874da40d9a881a29771f3ca4bd@news.1usenet.com...
    Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:53:49 +1000 was a day just like any other,
    until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:

    You can leave your hat on

    Funny, you don't _look_ like Joe Cocker...

    Well if I catch the flu soon I can at least sound like him

    As long as you don't do that epileptic shit he does, I don't
    care.

    "Epileptic shit"?

    Yeah, Cocker looks like he's having a fit when he sings.

    Oh you mean the way he jerks his hands around and jerks his body? I >thought
    he was just trying to dance

    I dunno, but he looks like he's havin' a fit, to me.

    Were you tempted to lie him on his side, and pull his tongue away from the >back of his throat?

    No, to hit him on the head with a hunk of pipe.

    --
    Keith E.
    Excrementum casus
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  • From Jesus@jesus@heaven.universe to alt.tasteless.jokes on Wednesday, July 02, 2003 02:13:02
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Tue, 1 Jul 2003 11:21:26 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
    wrote in message <bdqnmu$aff$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:12:08 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:21:02 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 20:18:23 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    well i don't want any knife anywhere near my private >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>parts.
    Even if you get some weird tumour?
    fuck off.
    It won't come off that way
    i'll just fuck harder then.
    Probably do yourself an injury that way
    so what's your interest in this?
    I don't like to see anyone hurt
    too late.
    Oh?
    plenty of people have been hurt while making this movie called Planet >>>>>>ofthe Apes.
    Those aren't people
    what are they then?
    Apes - I would have thought that was obvious
    humans are simians. i thought that was obvious.
    That doesn't make apes people though

    they taste the same.

    more dip?

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