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  • Re: hot horny gooey sex

    From Pollywolly@pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 11:23:37
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes


    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message news:a811gvci26rikm68speusqhs2o3lukkdln@4ax.com...
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:14:33 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdpd40$civ$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:24:43 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
    have you never been taken by more than one man at a time?
    No I have not
    give in to your lust.
    I do
    so become a promiscuous whore and catch 5 different kinds of diseases >>>>every month.
    Where's the point in that?
    the meaningless sex, the easy money that gets spent on your drug habit
    and
    the pimp who beats you.
    and then one night Richard Gere picks you up.
    Do you have fantasies of being Julia Roberts?

    no. I'm black.

    And what's that got to do with it?


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  • From Keith E.@i.m.knot@aol.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Tuesday, July 01, 2003 02:44:40
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    Tue, 1 Jul 2003 11:23:37 +1000 was a day just like any other,
    until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:


    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message >news:a811gvci26rikm68speusqhs2o3lukkdln@4ax.com...
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:14:33 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >> wrote in message <bdpd40$civ$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:24:43 +1000, "Pollywolly" ><pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
    have you never been taken by more than one man at a time?
    No I have not
    give in to your lust.
    I do
    so become a promiscuous whore and catch 5 different kinds of diseases
    every month.
    Where's the point in that?
    the meaningless sex, the easy money that gets spent on your drug habit >and
    the pimp who beats you.
    and then one night Richard Gere picks you up.
    Do you have fantasies of being Julia Roberts?

    no. I'm black.

    And what's that got to do with it?

    He's the pimp.

    --
    Keith E.
    Excrementum casus
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  • From Jesus@jesus@heaven.universe to alt.tasteless.jokes on Wednesday, July 02, 2003 02:12:21
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Tue, 1 Jul 2003 11:23:37 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
    wrote in message <bdqnr1$ahn$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:14:33 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:24:43 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    have you never been taken by more than one man at a time?
    No I have not
    give in to your lust.
    I do
    so become a promiscuous whore and catch 5 different kinds of diseases >>>>>>every month.
    Where's the point in that?
    the meaningless sex, the easy money that gets spent on your drug habit >>>>and the pimp who beats you.
    and then one night Richard Gere picks you up.
    Do you have fantasies of being Julia Roberts?
    no. I'm black.
    And what's that got to do with it?

    Julia Roberts is as white as a cracker jack.

    --
    Be smart, do as I say - it will save your soul.
    *******************************
    Read the Official atj FAQ here:
    http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
    *******************************
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  • From Jesus@jesus@heaven.universe to alt.tasteless.jokes on Wednesday, July 02, 2003 02:12:44
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 02:44:40 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in
    message <b6b8f0d8fe3a4ca109b52a84d136eeed@news.1usenet.com>:
    Tue, 1 Jul 2003 11:23:37 +1000 was a day just like any other,
    until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:14:33 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>>"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:24:43 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    have you never been taken by more than one man at a time? >>>>>>>>>>No I have not
    give in to your lust.
    I do
    so become a promiscuous whore and catch 5 different kinds of diseases >>>>>>>every month.
    Where's the point in that?
    the meaningless sex, the easy money that gets spent on your drug habit >>>>>and the pimp who beats you.
    and then one night Richard Gere picks you up.
    Do you have fantasies of being Julia Roberts?
    no. I'm black.
    And what's that got to do with it?
    He's the pimp.

    hey mister, you like this lovely lady? for you, only 2 dollars.

    --
    Be smart, do as I say - it will save your soul.
    *******************************
    Read the Official atj FAQ here:
    http://atjfaq.shorturl.com
    *******************************
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  • From Keith E.@i.m.knot@aol.com to alt.tasteless.jokes on Wednesday, July 02, 2003 01:50:29
    From Newsgroup: alt.tasteless.jokes

    Wed, 02 Jul 2003 02:12:44 +0200 was a day just like any other,
    until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:

    On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 02:44:40 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >message <b6b8f0d8fe3a4ca109b52a84d136eeed@news.1usenet.com>:
    Tue, 1 Jul 2003 11:23:37 +1000 was a day just like any other,
    until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
    "Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:14:33 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>>>"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
    On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:24:43 +1000, "Pollywolly"
    have you never been taken by more than one man at a time? >>>>>>>>>>>No I have not
    give in to your lust.
    I do
    so become a promiscuous whore and catch 5 different kinds of diseases >>>>>>>>every month.
    Where's the point in that?
    the meaningless sex, the easy money that gets spent on your drug habit >>>>>>and the pimp who beats you.
    and then one night Richard Gere picks you up.
    Do you have fantasies of being Julia Roberts?
    no. I'm black.
    And what's that got to do with it?
    He's the pimp.

    hey mister, you like this lovely lady? for you, only 2 dollars.

    Is that your grandmother?

    --
    Keith E.
    Excrementum casus
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