"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:02:41 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>>Women dance for some completely other reason, although no one has ever >>>>figured out what that reason is.Did you? Btw- Jesus would have been about 1990 years old 20 years ago, >allowing for the error in the Gregorian/Julian calendar of at least 4 years, >due to a well known historical error of Exiguus. Religious apologists claim >the error is four years, in an effort to minimize it, the fact being that Herod
That's because girls just wanna have fun- Sindy Lauper 1983.
girls were saying that 20 years ago when I was 15/16.
died in 4BC, and yet non-religious scholars place the error at typically 5-7 >years, and extremists at as much as 30 years. 5-7 is probably more realistic, >that being 1-3 years before Herod died, it being questionable to suppose >Herod would have been politically effective in his last year.
On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:02:41 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message <bdp1s7$2at$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Women dance for some completely other reason, although no one has ever >>figured out what that reason is.That's because girls just wanna have fun
- Sindy Lauper 1983.
girls were saying that 20 years ago when I was 15/16.
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message >news:7790c257c409a7cd961b927a3df7bffc@news.1usenet.com...
Sun, 29 Jun 2003 16:51:01 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
Sure you do - every time you sidestep
I don't sidestep, I blunder.
Is that a new dance step?
No way, I refuse to dance.
Not even if I dress in red?
Not even if you get naked and rub all over me. Go ahead, try it.
See if I get tempted to dance.
I wouldn't make you feel like dancing?
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 12:35:57 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" ><vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message ><p1jufvsjdjnocib6j5cv0mstfbhgslkhee@4ax.com>:
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 02:39:57 +0200, Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe>
wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 08:41:55 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" >>><vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message >>><0ahrfvouva2ohn495k1a8u5cm515lke4tj@4ax.com>:Because, if you pronounced it "arr-kansas", people will think you are
New Zealand - The Arkansas of the Pacificwhy do Americans pronounce Arkansas Are-Can-saw?
a retard, and they will be correct.
Why do Mexicans pronounce Jesus as "hay-sooss"? Same word, same
spelling, same concept. They just do.
Why do Germans pronounce 'also' as "all-zoh"? Same word, same
spelling, different concept, same answer. They just do.
Phonics is a wonderful thing, but it doesn't always apply. It's a >>*starting* point, not a destination.
well Dougie came up with some unbelievable shite and you have just mumbled >something.
anyone else have the real answer?
'an'.. the 'h' is silent in American English
..American English being the world's business language and protocol for >usenet
you won't fuck me,
mr smarty nas md.
: you'd be shitting in yer back yard by candlelight if it weren't for the
: U.S.
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck off numbnuts..... you losers couldn't even split the atom without our >help.
: _Croquet_ is more dangerous than rugby..
Geeeeeeze maxie.... ya aren't supposed to stick them mallets up yer arse
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On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 09:03:40 +1000, Pollywolly hurledwhere it
<bd5ckf$1bv$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes,
constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 28by
bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
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On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:25:55 -0800, Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) hurled >> >> <u44cfvsfffn40cr66rs1ntsd489nf2cgt2@4ax.com> into the abyss ofcrapping on
alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls,
society with 47 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:56:01 -0600, "-ES-|-M-"
<m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
Americans are natural killers that will exploit any given situation
attacking
isthe weakest part of a system ..so to play with a broken bone in >America
Oregano is a herbsuicidal
Most of our athletes are so hopped up on steroids, any player
attempting to continue playing with a broken bone would have to be
killed and eaten, before play could resume, causing unacceptable
delays in game play.
..another circumstance where oregano would not be the appropriate spice >> >
'an'.. the 'h' is silent in American English
..American English being the world's business language and protocol for >usenet
Americans are puffed up wannabes. They're too darn lazy to learn how to >speak proper English, so they bastardised it.
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On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 01:51:34 +0200, Jesus hurled
<90dcfv4d5qufpnf2h3fnhms3kqd37flgqo@4ax.com> into the abyss of
alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, >crapping on
society with 53 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:56:43 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com>
wrote in message <9vubfv04je689b1sdgugu47hk8l2m0io2u@4ax.com>:
On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 10:57:27 +1000, Pollywolly hurled
<bd0ahr$phk$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, >where it
constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 38
bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
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On Thu, 19 Jun 2003 13:58:57 +0200, Jesus hurledcrapping on
<dr53fv45ut7uea24de4p1hfagvg9sd5okj@4ax.com> into the abyss of
alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls,
society with 24 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...alt.tasteless.jokes,
On Thu, 19 Jun 2003 04:08:57 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" ><m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com>
wrote in message <ht23fvogc9lft05uoqr32cvlaj9tq5aa5m@4ax.com>:
On Tue, 17 Jun 2003 22:50:48 +1200, mYSTACY is a peadophile hurled
<%pCHa.33944$JA5.600426@news.xtra.co.nz> into the abyss of
34where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society >with
ourbandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
: >15 - 13 englandwho cares..
: the limeys beat the kiwis.. _as well_
: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
america doesn't even rate
US rugby players are the nimwits that can't cut it in real American >> >>>football.
Take off their pads, give 'em a ten-minute crash course on the rule >s and
worst college football team would massacre an international team of >> >>>rugby's
'all-stars'
not likely. they'd fuck up constantly with forward passes.
more than made up for with our running game.. and sheer strength
That won't help if you keep forward passing, the game would continually >have
to stop for this error.
nope.. we'd instigate a police action with Operation Rugby Freedom and >send in
150,000 troops to kill the referees
the crowds will moon you and tell you to kiss their arses.
..we have just the right 120mm extended range munition to kiss 'em with
You suffer from projectile diarrhea?
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On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 03:17:53 +0200, Jesus hurled<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
<ickcfv8fh7d9fl0op8adanu8dpd455013v@4ax.com> into the abyss of
alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, >crapping on
society with 25 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 09:03:40 +1000, "Pollywolly"
hurledwrote in message <bd5ckf$1bv$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
"-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in message
On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:25:55 -0800, Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)
spiceattackingOn Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:56:01 -0600, "-ES-|-M-"
<m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
Americans are natural killers that will exploit any given situation >by
is suicidalthe weakest part of a system ..so to play with a broken bone in >America
Most of our athletes are so hopped up on steroids, any player..another circumstance where oregano would not be the appropriate
attempting to continue playing with a broken bone would have to be
killed and eaten, before play could resume, causing unacceptable
delays in game play.
Oregano is a herb
Americans say "'erb" instead of "herb". they're nuts. the 'h' is not >silent.
mm hmm.. and your favorite restaurant is either Taco Bell, Wendy's, or
McDonald's with a Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, or Mountain Dew
They're all shit
..especially before you go see your favorite American movies like Matrix,
Terminator, American Pie, etc.........
I laughed at every single one of those movies - they were all comedy
he likes it.... makes him look & smell even worse that the Swamp thing
On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:17:14 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com>
wrote in message <mgllfv0fhpdgl080bnh6lu7pc4tancn186@4ax.com>:
On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 03:17:53 +0200, Jesus hurled >><ickcfv8fh7d9fl0op8adanu8dpd455013v@4ax.com> into the abyss of >>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
society with 25 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 09:03:40 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>wrote in message <bd5ckf$1bv$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
"-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in messageAmericans say "'erb" instead of "herb". they're nuts. the 'h' is not silent. >>mm hmm.. and your favorite restaurant is either Taco Bell,
On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:25:55 -0800, Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) hurled >>>>> >On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:56:01 -0600, "-ES-|-M-"is suicidal
<m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
Americans are natural killers that will exploit any given situation by >>>>attacking
the weakest part of a system ..so to play with a broken bone in America
Most of our athletes are so hopped up on steroids, any player..another circumstance where oregano would not be the appropriate spice >>>>Oregano is a herb
attempting to continue playing with a broken bone would have to be
killed and eaten, before play could resume, causing unacceptable
delays in game play.
not represented in South Africa.
Wendy's, or
never heard of it.
McDonald's
we got that in the 90s. they had to fight a trademark dispute with a local >company which was using that name. i believe they ended up paying for the
use of it.
my fav takeout is KFC.
and my fav restaurant is Spur Steak Ranches.
with a Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, or Mountain Dew
coke. pepsi is not available in South Africa. pepsi pulled out when the US >imposed sanctions on SA in 1985 and now no one wants to drink their
products. Kodak still battles to get back in the market. all the US
companies which pulled out as a result of US sanctions cannot get back in >because the public despises them.
KFC sold it's franchise to a local company for a song, so the brand >continued. The US KFC had to pay a premium to get it back later.
..especially before you go see your favorite American movies like Matrix, >>Terminator, American Pie, etc.........
we OWN you, boy
i'll send you the invoice.
..American English being the world's business language and protocol for >> >usenet
Americans are puffed up wannabes. They're too darn lazy to learn how to
speak proper English, so they bastardised it.
And more and more of you are following along, like the little lap
dogs you are.
You guys aren't the centre of the universe. So exercise some humility.
"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message >news:bdjrg3$5v2$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
: >> ..American English being the world's business language and protocol >> for
: >usenet
: >
: >Americans are puffed up wannabes. They're too darn lazy to learn how >> to
: >speak proper English, so they bastardised it.
:
: And more and more of you are following along, like the little lap
: dogs you are.
You're talking to an australian..... so that is appropriate.
Who's Australian?
Us kiwis model ourselves on ourselves and tell you yankee dogs to
go fuck yourselves (your good at it) cause our prime minister has balls.
new zealand was set up simply to give australians something to laugh at.
On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 23:47:05 +1000, "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> wrote in >message <3efc4adc$0$30819$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>:
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 00:37:54 +1000, "Return of Pollywolly"should i?
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in messagedon't you find cum sexually exciting?
On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 02:14:10 +1000, "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> wrote >>> >> >"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in messagefor sure you ain't!
afraid of a little cum?On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 00:41:59 +1000, "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com>other
"Jesus" <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote in message
On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 20:11:29 +1000, "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> >>> >> >> >>>"-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in message
On Sat, 21 Jun 2003 09:37:32 +1200, All poms are faggots hurled >>> >> >> >>>>>:>not likely. they'd fuck up constantly with forward passes.
:more than made up for with our running game.. and sheer >>strengthAmericans have a unique mindset.. we constantly compete with >>each
Oh.... puleeeeeeeeeease
keep yer distance, jesus dog.here's a tissue.i know that - i can't think what came over me.knowing the rest of the world is far inferior
American's are a lot of buck-toothed, clueless, fat bastards... >>> >> >> >>no, that's just Mike Myers.
is dracula afraid of a little blood?
of course. why else do they have cum shots in porn movies?
when you watch a porno what are you seeing? unless you only watch lesbo
porn, yer seeing dicks too.
so yer getting excited by seeing a dick fuck a pussy.
think about it.
On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 20:45:49 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >message <38b3d0f0f56c7106c40a17c0cd129794@news.1usenet.com>:
Fri, 27 Jun 2003 18:38:04 +1000 was a day just like any other,
until "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote:
"-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in message >>>news:ubllfv4hele54o21hadeaf8v25gj6nt860@4ax.com...
On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 09:03:40 +1000, Pollywolly hurled
<bd5ckf$1bv$1@lust.ihug.co.nz> into the abyss of alt.tasteless.jokes, >>>where it
constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on society with 28
bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
"-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in message
news:v15cfvobcjm9ml90epeeeg7jfj6dv5pm58@4ax.com...
On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:25:55 -0800, Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) hurled >>>> >> <u44cfvsfffn40cr66rs1ntsd489nf2cgt2@4ax.com> into the abyss ofattacking
alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, >>>> >crapping on
society with 47 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:56:01 -0600, "-ES-|-M-"
<m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
Americans are natural killers that will exploit any given situation >>>by
isthe weakest part of a system ..so to play with a broken bone in >>>America
Oregano is a herbsuicidal
Most of our athletes are so hopped up on steroids, any player
attempting to continue playing with a broken bone would have to be >>>> >> >killed and eaten, before play could resume, causing unacceptable
delays in game play.
..another circumstance where oregano would not be the appropriate spice >>>> >
'an'.. the 'h' is silent in American English
..American English being the world's business language and protocol for >>>usenet
Americans are puffed up wannabes. They're too darn lazy to learn how to >>>speak proper English, so they bastardised it.
And more and more of you are following along, like the little lap
dogs you are.
that's not funny.
On Fri, 27 Jun 2003 14:03:55 +0200, Jesus hurled ><revlfvg9l58a0k6fdicg88j6j5j0rh02j0@4ax.com> into the abyss of >alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping on
society with 62 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
On Thu, 26 Jun 2003 05:17:14 -0600, "-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> >>wrote in message <mgllfv0fhpdgl080bnh6lu7pc4tancn186@4ax.com>:think franchise opportunity
On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 03:17:53 +0200, Jesus hurled >>><ickcfv8fh7d9fl0op8adanu8dpd455013v@4ax.com> into the abyss of >>>alt.tasteless.jokes, where it constantly lurks, whines, and trolls, crapping onnot represented in South Africa.
society with 25 bandwidth-killing lines of moronic idiocy...
On Mon, 23 Jun 2003 09:03:40 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> >>>>wrote in message <bd5ckf$1bv$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:mm hmm.. and your favorite restaurant is either Taco Bell,
"-ES-|-M-" <m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in messageAmericans say "'erb" instead of "herb". they're nuts. the 'h' is not silent.
On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:25:55 -0800, Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy) hurled >>>>>> >On Sun, 22 Jun 2003 12:56:01 -0600, "-ES-|-M-"is suicidal
<m|-M-+|@+sSremover.com> wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
Americans are natural killers that will exploit any given situation by >>>>>attacking
the weakest part of a system ..so to play with a broken bone in America
Most of our athletes are so hopped up on steroids, any player..another circumstance where oregano would not be the appropriate spice >>>>>Oregano is a herb
attempting to continue playing with a broken bone would have to be >>>>>> >killed and eaten, before play could resume, causing unacceptable >>>>>> >delays in game play.
..you'd clean up with cheap tacos in that kaffir infested cesspool
a 'gourmet' McDonaldsWendy's, ornever heard of it.
my fav takeout is KFC...so yer a nigger
and my fav restaurant is Spur Steak Ranches.'Western Sizzilin" would steal their market share overnight
Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:16:48 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 12:35:57 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"Cuz we want to.
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 02:39:57 +0200, Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe>well Dougie came up with some unbelievable shite and you have just mumbled >>something.
On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 08:41:55 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"Because, if you pronounced it "arr-kansas", people will think you are
New Zealand - The Arkansas of the Pacificwhy do Americans pronounce Arkansas Are-Can-saw?
a retard, and they will be correct.
Why do Mexicans pronounce Jesus as "hay-sooss"? Same word, same >>>spelling, same concept. They just do.
Why do Germans pronounce 'also' as "all-zoh"? Same word, same
spelling, different concept, same answer. They just do.
Phonics is a wonderful thing, but it doesn't always apply. It's a >>>*starting* point, not a destination.
anyone else have the real answer?
HTH
On Tue, 01 Jul 2003 02:44:31 GMT, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in >message <2021fd273c399981c6dd3f65df78807f@news.1usenet.com>:
Mon, 30 Jun 2003 20:16:48 +0200 was a day just like any other,
until Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe> wrote:
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 12:35:57 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"Cuz we want to.
On Sun, 29 Jun 2003 02:39:57 +0200, Jesus <jesus@heaven.universe>well Dougie came up with some unbelievable shite and you have just mumbled >>>something.
On Sat, 28 Jun 2003 08:41:55 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" >>>>>>New Zealand - The Arkansas of the PacificBecause, if you pronounced it "arr-kansas", people will think you are
why do Americans pronounce Arkansas Are-Can-saw?
a retard, and they will be correct.
Why do Mexicans pronounce Jesus as "hay-sooss"? Same word, same >>>>spelling, same concept. They just do.
Why do Germans pronounce 'also' as "all-zoh"? Same word, same >>>>spelling, different concept, same answer. They just do.
Phonics is a wonderful thing, but it doesn't always apply. It's a >>>>*starting* point, not a destination.
anyone else have the real answer?
HTH
that's funny.
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