Douglas D. Anderson <dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message news:bTGLa.17567$8B.5959@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
Husband: "Do you think you can make a lifelike portrait of my wife?" Artist: : "Sir, it will be so lifelike you'll hump it every time you seeit."
I like this better.
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