OP says, "...and attempted to play Moon Patrol, I was unable to jump..."Reminds me of the legend of the Pontiac owner whose car would not start if he bought vanilla ice cream ... https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cone-of-silence/
P.S. I also got a good laugh out of your mental picture, sorry, I meant to mention that!
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